The first sound to be made was the muffled voice of Blake echoing throughout the arena, "Hidden Leaf Village Secret Finger Technique, One Thousands Years of Death...you can't be serious..."
As Cardin was blasted into the air via poking of the booty hole, the crowd erupted into uproarious laughter, most crying or holding their stomachs in an attempt to gather some breath.
Yang was literally rolling on the floor, holding her sides in laughter. Ruby had covered her mouth in a poor attempt to quell the laughter, but she soon joined her sister on the floor. Weiss looked horrified, but was at the same time guffawing behind her hand. Blake still had her palm planted firmly on her face, though a blush could be seen stretching across her cheeks.
Nora was holding onto Ren so that she didn't end up like Ruby and Yang. Said raven haired male was meanwhile trying his hardest to not laugh, and instead ended up looking slightly constipated. Pyrrha was shaking her head and laughing at the same time, thinking, 'Only you would do something like this Naruto.'
In the Professor's booth there were many looks of pure surprise and some even trying as hard as they could to not burst out into laughter like their students. The blonde deputy Headmistress of Beacon however was not with her colleagues and had no problems in voicing her opinion on Naruto's "attack", "The...audacity! I have never seen something so appalling, and to have the sheer shameless bravado to call that an attack!"
"I think it was fitting," came the voice of Ozpin as he sipped on his coffee.
While everyone around him had reacted in some form to Naruto's...technique, Ozpin stood as calmly and stoically as was his norm. There was not even so much as a raise in either of his eyebrows. The silver haired headmaster had taken Naruto's finisher as seriously as any other move he had seen.
And Glynda was surprised by this. Taking a minute to think about it though, she really shouldn't be all that surprised by Ozpin's acceptance of the situation. He had always taken even the most out of the ordinary situations in stride. It was what had made him such a fierce and powerful Huntsmen and the reason he was trusted to run Beacon in the first place.
As Cardin lay in the appropriately named "Face down, ass up" position, unconscious from either shame or pain, Professor Port coughed into his hand, "Uh...yes...well, the victor of this match is Naruto Uzumaki!"
Those who had recovered from their bout of laughter cheered, while those who hadn't, attempted to cheer as well, but only ended up choking in the process.
The medics soon arrived to cart Cardin away, none of them too eager to treat such an odd case.
How exactly did one go about healing an injury to the anus anyways?
The days after the "fight" between Naruto and Cardin had seen a return to the somewhat normal. Team NNPR was back to taking care of their classes and training when their schedules allowed them the time and Naruto had become somewhat of a feared opponent in the battle classes.
Of course he was only one among a few others who had earned the top spots. In fact both teams RWBY and NNPR had become known for their above average prowess on the battlefield and many of their fellow freshman class dreaded being pitted against any of the members from either team.
As for Cardin, well he wasn't seen for two days and when he finally did start going back to class, nobody, not even some of the Professors, could look at the leader of team CRDL without chuckling. It didn't help that he had to sit on a specially shaped pillow so as to avoid causing pain to his injured backside.
Naruto had also been sought out by team CFVY, something which his friends were curious about. Of course that curiosity stemmed from the interactions between their blond friend and the brazen leader of CFVY. The older teen seemed to have no qualms with openly flirting with and teasing Naruto, something which seemed to bother Pyrrha, Blake, and Yang. Of course Pyrrha's reason for being bothered by Naruto's relationship with the older female was, while unknown to her, obvious to most others. Nobody knew why Blake seemed to not like the team leader of CFVY and she didn't know why either.
Yang however openly admitted that she didn't like the older girl, because she felt that only she should be able to flirt with and tease her fellow blond. This seemed to be more of a case of two such bold and strong personalities butting heads.
Naruto, being the still somewhat oblivious blond he was, didn't pick up on any of this and happily made friends with team CFVY which lead to him actually learning their names.
The girl he had previously likened to Anko, he found, was Coco, a name he found aptly fit her. The bunny eared Faunus he had defended before was named Velvet Scarlatina. The two silent male teammates were Fox, the skinnier red haired one which Naruto and Kurama had a good laugh at, and Yatsuhashi.
Thanks to his befriending the elder team, Naruto was able to learn a little bit more about how Beacon functioned and prepared their students for the field. Sadly first year students were restricted from taking part in missions, which brought Naruto to tears. On the other hand he was happy to find out that the lowest missions they could take were assisting the local police force, a far cry from the D rank missions he had done with his Genin team.
However the level of missions they could take depended on their performance in their first year, at the end of which they would receive a rank as an individual and as a team.
In Naruto's mind all this amounted to was, "First year is going to be boring."
Seeing the mopey look on Naruto's whiskered face, Velvet felt bad and revealed to him a little known fact that not many students used, they were free to leave Beacon's grounds as long as they were either done with their classes or had none.
The blond jinchuuriki was quick to exploit this and had boarded one of the various transport ships that ferried students between Vale and Beacon. He had tried to convince the others to tag along, but they all had work to do for one class or another. Of course he had already finished his work thanks to a certain jutsu of his.
And so we find our whiskered protagonist strolling through the streets of Vale's market district with Kurama wrapped around his neck.
"How does his place not have any damn ramen stands!?" Naruto cried to the heavens.
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