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Your Biggest Fart—sorry, I mean Fan

I am sincerely sorry for the slow updates, my lovely...poon-gang! What? Did you think I was gonna say something nice! Boohoo. Just kidding. I love y'all. You guys are amazing! Truly! Even the critics. Please don't stop gifting. Discord is still up—with a lot of heat (I mean hardcore pics of all your fav characters) Shh! Don't be a creep. Hel! Who am I kidding? I, Staplehead am the biggest creep of all. SO GO WILD Y'ALL. I dare you.

*wink*

*smiley demon face*

Once again, I love you, you horny motherfuckers. I too am your biggest fan! Why in the bloody nine Hels do you think I come up with this jungle shit! See ya in 'em pages. Peace out! —Or like my darling Bisrah would say; Horns Out! You remember Bisrah, don't you? My craziest cock-sucking addict? Makes sense she's a sukky though. 'Whore' is her total job description. I'm not gonna tell you this. . .okay, I'm gonna tell you: I TOTALLY mark her forehead with the letters—right after I do the moneyshot on her face.

Hehehehe!!!

The red-skinned bitch has the accursed, damnest talent of giving me a boner every other minute. Want to see a picture of her? Let me see them coin gifts then.

Pizzas! Castles! Fuckin' Spaceships! The whole lot. Thank you.

But for real this time, HORNS OUT!

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