"The Times": "6:0 bloodbath against Manchester United, Chelsea's third kill of the season, achieving a great feat. Chelsea has had as many as six people standing at the touchline to direct the game this season, which completely proves one thing: that Mourinho is not important at Chelsea."
"Manchester Evening News": "Kevin once again says Alex is not a bad person, maybe that's the only sentence Kevin can say. Putting aside the conflict on the field, it's another final dominated by Kevin. Yet Kevin seems to never notice the problems with his teammates; Tevez did something wrong, which doesn't mean Chelsea players did the right thing."
"The Sun newspaper": "It is reported that during the final, someone hired a wizard against Chelsea. According to our information, this person is Manchester United's assistant coach, Carlos Queiroz."
Abramovich breathed a sigh of relief after seeing this news.
