"Ice pack, just use an ice pack to cool it down, then send him to the hospital!"
The chief team doctor, Brian English, shouted.
The first-team doctor Dean Kenneally quickly went to get the ice pack.
The two physiotherapists, Ian McCurdy and Thierry Laurent, squatted down and gently placed Mourinho onto the stretcher.
English squatted in front of Mourinho and asked, "How are you, Jose? Are you okay?"
"I'm going to die..."
Mourinho gritted his teeth, holding his lower abdomen, and said.
"Don't worry, we'll save your balls."
English laughed and said, "I had predicted something like this would happen before, and I have a full plan ready. And even if it necrotizes, it's not a problem. I heard they can now transplant a dog's balls..."
Mourinho rolled his eyes and mentally moved English up ahead of Ashley Cole in his personal ranking.
If given the chance, he definitely wouldn't spare this dog-like team doctor.
