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Chapter 339 - Chapter : 337 : Princess, You Are Not Worthy

Even without a shred of advance promotion, save for a brief, offhand mention during one of John's live streams on Shark TV, the two title launches, Jump King and Getting Over It, ignited an instant wildfire across the streaming ecosystem.

Within hours, the pair conquered the rankings back-to-back, claiming the absolute top two spots on the platform's trending search lists. Across nearly every major gaming stream, streamer after streamer was caught in their grip. It wasn't an exaggeration to say that if you pulled up ten active gaming channels at any given moment, at least five of them were actively suffering through one of the two games.

Over on the game distribution store, players flooded the review section with their unfiltered, soul-crushing experiences:

"10/10 game. Excellent design, though it has conclusively proven that I am an absolute fool."

"A masterclass in experiencing a true leap of faith. Also, I am an absolute fool."

These were actually the polite ones.

Other players had completely lost their sanity. Reading through the post-game feedback, John felt a genuine chill run down his spine. He genuinely wondered: If one of these players runs into me on the street, are they going to physically tackle me?

Scanning the overwhelmingly traumatized reviews under PixelPioneers Games, John couldn't help but nurse a slightly wicked sense of satisfaction.

As for full game completions? While a few god-tier players certainly existed, the total number of people who had actually beaten either game hadn't even cracked double digits yet. The overwhelming majority of the player base remained trapped, endlessly suffering in the trenches.

Granted, "the majority of players" here referred specifically to those stubborn souls who refused to accept defeat and thrived on masochistic gameplay, alongside a desperate legion of content creators and live-streamers. Despite the emotional damage, everyone quickly realized one undeniable truth: the stream performance was pure gold.

As for casual gamers? They wisely chose to watch others suffer from the safety of their screens, logging into the actual games just long enough to idle, claim their cross-game promotional rewards, and log right back out.

As more streamers threw themselves into the meat grinder, player-created memes began spreading like wildfire. Specific bottleneck locations became legendary, spawning barrage memes that flooded the screen whenever a streamer made a fatal misstep:

"Ah, where the dream begins."

"Welcome back home!"

"That crunch sound effect is hauntingly crisp."

"Cameraman, stop replaying the loop!"

On the video front, content creators were operating at terrifying levels of dedication. In a single day, highlight reels capturing the most agonizing moments from Jump King went viral across all video platforms.

The undisputed king of these clips belonged to Louis. His signature moment, a horrific seven-level freefall that reset 12 seconds of progress back to square one, was so deeply tragic and absurdly hilarious that it instantly swept the internet.

Meanwhile, over on Shark TV, Louis was sitting in his stream room reviewing yesterday's viral clip of himself, along with a compilation reel edited together by various fan creators.

"Look at this cruelty," Louis groaned to his chat, replaying the fateful footage. "Twelve seconds. Seven entire levels vanished into thin air, dropping me straight back to Level 2. That's got to be the single worst drop in history! Who could possibly be more miserable than me?"

The chat immediately erupted into a sea of hahaha and Forget it, Brother, just give up!. Louis watched the barrage scroll past, took a long, dramatic breath, and adjusted his microphone.

"Listen up, everyone," Louis said, his face deadpan serious. "You need to understand something fundamental about this title. The true difficulty of this game isn't about how you jump; it's about your mentality. Your biggest enemy isn't the terrain or the platforms. It's yourself."

He said it with such earnest conviction that he almost believed it himself. "Seven levels in twelve seconds? You think your Brother is going to break down and quit over that? You're dead wrong! I will beat this game! I refuse to swallow this humiliation! Open the game!"

Without another word, Louis booted the game back up. Sure, his character was standing back at Level 1, but that was beside the point. By now, his muscle memory was almost frighteningly precise. He navigated the lower forest zone and the sewer section without a single mistake, scaling the initial obstacles with practiced, painful efficiency.

Then came the upper sections where the difficulty scaled exponentially. Even with dozens of attempts under his belt, slip-ups were inevitable.

For hours on end, the stream room echoed with the constant clack-clack of his spacebar, punctuated by the occasional hard thump of his palm slamming against the desk whenever his character plummeted. From high noon until late into the night, Louis stayed locked in his battle against King of Jump.

Although the audience cycled through several shifts over the course of the day, his viewer metrics remained at an all-time high.

By late evening, Louis had finally navigated the infamous 'Path of Pain.'

"YES! New scenery!" Louis pumped his fist in the air as a fresh, unfamiliar landscape rendered on screen. But catching himself mid-celebration, he immediately began pounding his own chest to calm his beating heart. "No, no, stay calm, stay calm... don't get excited. This is just the beginning..."

In the chat stream, the tone had noticeably shifted. Alongside the newly joined viewers who were still spamming standard memes like "Go home!" and "Back to where the dream began!", the long-term viewers who had watched him suffer for hours began filling the screen with genuine encouragement:

"Brother Louis, keep going! You've got this!"

"Over ten hours straight... Watching this level of precision jump control is actually making my heart ache for him."

"Honestly, Mr. John is a total sadist for designing this! I just checked the global achievement stats, and only 0.1% of players have cleared this game!"

"Wait, what!? Someone actually cleared it already?!"

While a portion of the chat still secretly prayed for a catastrophic fall, a wave of real solidarity had taken over. Looking at the screen, Louis felt a sudden surge of adrenaline. At this precise moment, he wasn't fighting alone.

Jump after jump, fall after fall, Louis pushed onward until his character finally crested the summit of the high tower. There, standing against the backdrop of a distant golden sunset, was the target character: a lonely princess looking out over the horizon.

"Don't get excited... stay composed..." Louis muttered under his breath, his hands visibly trembling over the keyboard. "Take it easy, take it easy. Whatever you do, do not mess up here... Okay, okay, there's a wall-jump coming up. We've practiced this a thousand times. Just like that... Oh yes... YES!"

The moment his character touched down safely on the top platform, Louis leaped out of his chair, threw his arms into the air, and roared at the top of his lungs: "I CLEARED IT! I ACTUALLY CLEARED IT!"

The chat detonated into total chaos. A blinding blizzard of supportive messages and high-tier gifts completely covered the screen:

"BROTHER LOUIS IS A GOD!"

"HE ACTUALLY DID IT! ABSOLUTE LEGEND!"

Breathing heavily, Louis slid back into his chair, slipped his headset back over his ears, and stared at the cutscene playing out.

On screen, his character removed his gear, and the princess stepped forward to place a shiny golden crown onto his head as the ending CG rolled.

"Get out here, Princess!" Louis burst out laughing, a mixture of pure triumph and utter exhaustion washing over him. "You don't deserve him! Do you have any idea what this man had to go through to get up here?! You're not worthy! Get out of the frame!"

He leaned back, staring at the victory screen with a radiant grin. It was just a small indie title, but he couldn't remember the last time a game had given him a rush this intense.

"21 total hours," Louis chuckled, shaking his head. "Over 30,000 jumps and more than 3,000 devastating falls... Man, that feels so good. That was not easy."

Glancing at the chat, he saw a flood of comments asking about the second game.

"Move on to Getting Over It next? No problem!" Louis grinned confidently at the camera. "Let me download it now and take a quick look, then we'll do a full stream of it tomorrow. From what I hear, Digging for Rise is just another tower-climbing game anyway. We've got nothing to fear! Failure is not an option!"

Truth be told, even if his viewers hadn't suggested it, he was already planning to play it. The past two days of streaming King of the Jump had skyrocketed his follower count, doubling both his earnings and his reputation overnight. Besides, he had completely mastered the mechanics of this game now. If he had to do it over again, he was confident he could clear it in a single afternoon.

With this kind of mechanical skill, Louis thought to himself, how hard could it possibly be?

With a triumphant smile, Louis double-clicked the hammer-shaped game icon on his desktop, right under the watchful, expectant eyes of tens of thousands of viewers.

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