"—And that's where I landed the strike of the century. Clean sweep. If you slow it down frame by frame, you can actually see his jaw dislocate. Not that they showed it in the replays… or the highlights… or any of the official recordings—but believe me, it happened!"
The camera panned lazily over the streets of the Capital City as the voice of PrematureFinisher, self-declared ex-National Competitor and current low-to-mid-tier livestreamer, filled the chat.
His viewer count hovered at a modest 2,031.
>TombRaidHer: Bro you got one-shotted out of the bracket
>BreadSimp69: you literally lost in under a minute
>FeralWeasel89: even the refs didn't remember your school's name LMFAO
Premie, as his fans called him, sighed and ran a hand through his over-gelled hair. "Details, details. You think every warrior's tale is just win after win? No. It's about grit. About showing up. We qualified. That's what matters."
>8008Worshipper: This man's school placed dead last.
