"Let go, melonhead!"
"You let go first, fishbrain!"
Two teenagers rolled across the backseat of a large armored van, clutching at each other's hair with mutual determination and unholy sibling fury.
"You started it!" the boy snarled, yanking a dark lock.
"Did not!" the girl snapped, her nails digging into his wrist. "You called me ugly first!"
"That's because you are ugly! Your face looks like a pancake someone stepped on!"
"Oh yeah? At least I don't look like a pancake that was run over twice!"
The rest of the van erupted into snickers.
