So originally this was going to be Lori's #7, and I was going to have it turn out like Demona's #6, which was also no sex. But the more I kept at it, I realized that it's... not really #7 material. It's more of a Sisters Days Off... so that's what it is now.
So I hope you still enjoy
I don't own DC
Day 1
There are very few options for aliens on Earth when one requires medical attention… in fact, so rare it would've been nothing short of a miracle, especially for a girl who grew up in Colombia. And the few times she needed to get a physical it was usually some weirdo and the best they could do…
But as with most of her problems, nowadays they were solved by being employed by Orders… not that she NEEDED a checkup per se, but it would be nice to have someone maybe check her out and see if there is something wrong with her.
Orders got her into contact with someone at Star Labs who would be more than happy to provide a physical to her; they apparently do it all the time, as long as you don't get one of those Xenophobic doctors. Which again, thanks to Orders, she wouldn't. She got Doctor Kleo Watara.
…Who could probably give Bessie a run for her money in the marketable Macromastia department…
"Okay." She said with a strong African accent as Lori sat her big, blue ass on the exam table. Smooth dark chocolatey skin, breasts as big as overinflated basketballs, glasses, and long dreadlocks tied back in a ponytail, except for two strands hanging over her face. "We've done eye exams, blood work…" she held a clipboard over her voluminous chest like she was trying to catch the right light to read it. If she held it any lower, she wouldn't see past her macromastia breasts. "Blood pressure. X-rays, got you on the scales, CAT scan…" she checked everything off before putting her clipboard down and leaning back in her chair.
"So what's the verdict?" Lori asked as Kleo smiled.
"Well, from what I've seen, you're perfectly healthy." Kleo declared confidently, "I think we've done every medical treatment under the sun," she said, "…Well, except one."
"Well, I am catching up. What one?" Lori asked.
"A colonoscopy." Lori blinked at her.
"…You want to look up my culo?" Lori replied.
"Well, yes, normally we'd wait until you were much older, but you said you wanted a full check-up." She added, already printing out some instructions for Lori. "Once we do this, you don't have to come back until you actually need to."
"…So… what do I have to do?"
"Just follow the instructions, you'll be fine. We can do it in…" she tapped her computer. "Oh, perfect, I have an opening in two days. You can start the diet tonight and the laxative."
"Wait, what? Laxative?!"
"Mmn-hmmn." She replied with a nod, "Make sure you have someone to drive you, we have to give you anesthesia."
"Wait, wait… take a step back." Lori read the instructions Dr. Kleo had given her. "…Not for nothing, but I suppose a lot of stuff goes up there."
"You mean out?" Kleo asked as Lori didn't respond to that.
"…Can we do it later?"
"I mean, we technically don't have to do it until you're much older. But it couldn't hurt, and you wanted a full exam… not to mention my next opening is in four months."
"Alright. Fine. I'll talk to my boss…" she said, "Maybe I can get that day off…" She read the instructions again and groaned. "Really? Orange or Lime Jello?"
"That's right. You need to consume clear liquids before the procedure, and the only appropriate colors for that are Orange or Lime Jello and colored drinks, particularly anything red, purple, or…" she paused, looking at Lori, who looked back at her as she cleared her throat. "Blue."
"I really hope my insides are none of those colors." Lori mumbled, "Great two of the worst flavors…"
"I think that's a matter of opinion…"
"Why not make colorless Jello?"
"What?" Kleo asked curiously as Lori replied, completely serious.
"Yeah, why not make colorless jello?" she got off the table, "Or strawberry-flavored orange jello? It's mostly artificial flavoring and coloring anyway, right?"
"That's…" Kleo frowned, "Actually, not a bad idea." She noted as Lori adjusted her pants.
"You're Star Labs. You figure it out."
"Anyway, there will be a laxative waiting for you at your local drug store," Kleo said after a moment of contemplative thought. "And I'll see you in two days for the procedure," Kleo added as she started walking Lori out of the examination room, even in a tight T-shirt, her huge breasts wobbled distractingly next to Lori's huge blue booty. "Oh… and um…" Kleo actually blushed, clearing her throat. "…Try not to have any… intercourse? In there?"
Lori blinked at her. "…Uh. Okay?"
"I-I mean… I'm aware that your physiology might…" she waved her hands rather enthusiastically, making her macromastia breasts wobble enticingly. "Enhance your sexual appetites?"
"That's a cute way of putting it, Chica… don't worr,y I'm all topped up. I should be fine." Lori said Kleo nodded.
"Oh, that's…good," Kleo replied as Lori waved.
"See you in two days." She said, before stepping out of Star Labs, many of the lab techs were watching her go. It might be because of the blue skin… but it was also probably because of the giant blue culo. She got in her car, picked up her laxative and some crappy jello, before heading back to her apartment to make the call.
"Haaaa…" she sighed, picking up her phone. BUUUR. She rolled her eyes as 'Orders' appeared on it, already calling her. "Hola." She said, answering the phone.
"I've already made the arrangements. You'll have the next three days off."
"Wow. That's awfully generous of you."
"Yes. Well. Who knows when the next time you can get to a proper doctor like Dr. Watara, so might as well get it out of the way."
"Four months." Lori noted, answering 'when' she could see Dr. Watara again, if not in two days.
"What?"
"That's when I'd be able to see her for my procedure."
"…Not remotely the point." Orders noted. "I have you covered regardless for your procedure with Dr. Watara."
"That reminds me… she's very… Bessie-like."
"Yes. So?"
"I'm surprised she doesn't work for you, that's all." Lori replied.
"I only hire girls who can do the job." Orders said in response, "Dr. Watara can't do the job. Besides, her mother would give me an earful if I tried to bring her into this business, so I'd rather avoid that."
"Her mother?" Lori replied, but Orders ignored her.
"Not important. Keep up. I've already made arrangements, you're off for three days." Orders paused. "Anything else?"
"Well, I could use a ride."
"That comes with the arrangements. Enjoy your laxative."
"Who enjoys a laxative?" Lori asked, frowning, "Wait, who's my ride?"
"Talk later. I have to go bail Ashley out of Jail… again."
"What did she do this time?"
"She beat up a biker who slapped her ass. Again…" Orders then abruptly hung up, leaving Lori curiously looking at her phone. She was about to put it down when she had to pick it up again.
'Ukyo,' she blinked at her half-sister, and currently exiled space cop's picture appeared with her name. About to take a massive bite out of a hoagie. She then answered. "Hey."
"Care to tell me why your boss told me to drive you to a… colonoscopy?" she asked curiously as Lori casually started boiling water for her jello. "What is a colonoscopy?" she asked indignantly as Lori rolled her eyes.
"…Do they not have colonoscopies on Sluutava?" Lori asked.
"I'm not sure. It's probably just not the word we use."
"I'll tell you what it is later." Lori said, "I need to make Jello…"
"When is this appointment of yours?" asked Ukyo as Lori checked the details on the papers given her.
"8 in the morning." She said as Ukyo seemed to be quiet for a moment.
"I'll come over tomorrow then and spend the night. I'll take you in the morning when I come back to work." As their brother's chauffeur.
"Sounds good to me."
Day 2
Knock Knock Knock
Lori sighed, got up, and approached her apartment door, opening it up to find her sister in her Chauffeur's uniform. Lori had mostly gone through her day normally, watched a few movies, and telenovelas… a bit of proper football. "Hello, Lori."
"Hola Ukyo." Lori replied, looking her up and down, "Didn't have time to change?"
"Not really. Beside,s it's…" she paused for a moment to find the words. "Laundry day." She took off her boots and sighed. Lori shut the door behind her, and she tapped her wrist, turning off her human disguise and turning fully blue. "Oooh…" she stretched, "Mind if I borrow your shower?"
"Help yourself," Lori replied. "Do you have a change of clothes?"
"I can just put my uniform back on."
"Do you sleep in that thing?" Lori replied, poking at her sister's large chest. "…I think I might have something for you. Hop in the shower, I'll find something."
"Thank you." Ukyo replied as Lori went to her bedroom.
"De nada. What are sisters for if not sharing clothes? Though… I probably don't have pants that'll fit you… or shirts." She noted, her sister was beautiful, especially in her Sluutavan form, but they were also opposites in shape… Ukyo was top-heavy, and Lori had thunder down under. Lori had some tits, but it's like comparing Bessie to Kathy… It's no contest.
She managed to find some of her stretcher clothes and pants with a drawstring, putting it in the bathroom as her sister's shapely shadow washed behind her curtain, continued rinsing off, humming an 80s pop song as Lori went back into her living room and HOPED the laxative didn't kick in until Ukyo was done.
Eventually, the exotic Sluutavan cop-in-exile walked out of the shower in a tank top that became a half shirt on her large chest and her loose pants around her hips as she tied a bow know with the drawstring. "Haah… much better." She sat down next to Lori on the couch, "So… what is a colonoscopy?"
"They're going to stick a camera up my culo and check it for anything weird." She said as Ukyo raised a pink eyebrow.
"…For any particular reason?"
"Just for a thorough examination." Lori noted, "Since I'm half-human and half-Sluutavan, might as well. It's the first time I've been able to go to a doctor without worrying the government will break down my Mama's door."
"… Sluutavans have it easy. We don't have such intrusive procedures."
"Well, you're an advanced alien species." Lori replied boredly, "And I get things shoved up my Culo all the time anyway, a camera will be nothing new." Ukyo shrugged and leaned back on the couch, "So, want to watch a movie?"
"Certainly," Ukyo replied as Lori began surfing through her TV.
"Anything specific?" Lori asked as Ukyo chuckled.
"Nothing Sci-Fi."
"God no." Lori laughed, "I heard what happened when you watched Planet Battle with Hermano. You spent the ENTIRE film saying what did and did not exist." Ukyo rolled her eyes.
"…Well, can you blame me? It's very inaccurate." Lori patted her sister's shoulder. "So… you don't happen to have a spare bed?"
"I got a sleeping bag and this couch." Lori said apologetically as Ukyo shrugged.
"I've slept on worse."
"So have I," Lori replied. "And with worse…" Lori noted, "Oh! How about Five Killer Poisons? Classic kung fu!"
"Classic kung fu?"
"It's either this or telenovelas," Lori noted as Ukyo pouted, clearly thinking about it.
"Telenovelas are not as fun unless it's with Mama," Ukyo replied as Lori laughed and pressed the play button for Five Killer Poisons.
90-something minutes later.
"Alright, I admit it, I like Kung fu movies." Ukyo declared as Lori walked out of her bathroom after a loud flush.
"UUGH…" Lori sat down, "I am now regretting getting a colonoscopy."
"Yes, it doesn't sound fun." Said Ukyo curiously as Lori sat down.
"Considering I haven't eaten much all day, I have a lot coming out of me." Ukyo stared at her and cringed as she took the remote and tried to find something else to watch. "Another movie?"
"Another Kung fu one?"
"Oh sure Lori laughed. "Oh, that one. 37 chambers. That's a good one-OOH no…" she groaned, clutching her stomach before standing up again, "Just start it! Rushing back to the bathroom. Ukyo watched her sister and her glorious blue booty running back into the bathroom before playing the movie.
About 10 minutes later and Lori returned, dropping onto the couch. "So any plans for tomorrow?"
"Not really. Herman doesn't need me until long after your procedure…" Lori thought about that before asking curiously.
"Want to go to a spa?"
"A spa? What's a spa?" Ukyo asked curiously as Lori blinked at her.
"You come from a race of Hedonists, do not tell me you don't know what a spa is, chica." After a moment, Ukyo smiled.
"Yeah, I'm fucking with you… It sounds like fun. It's been a while since I've had a pedicure. Besides, I went with Herman."
"…Hermano got a pedicure?"
"MMn-hmmn. He loves them." Ukyo stretched and yawned. "…Do you have a reservation?"
"I know a girl." Lori replied.
"And your current issues won't be a problem?"
"This is temporary, it'll stop soon…" Lori groaned, rubbing her stomach. "…Though it doesn't feel like it."
"Then perhaps we should get some sleep?"
"Please, I'll get plenty of it when they knock me out tomorrow."
80 minutes later…
"SNOOORE…" Lori dozed quietly, leaning against her older sister as they slept on the couch.
"Mmgn…" Ukyo mumbled softly, as she curled up next to her, kung fu continuing on TV as they continued dozing together.
Sluutavans can sleep with anyone, and anywhere, apparently.
Day 3
"Here we are," Ukyo said, now in uniform once again and in her human guise as she got out of the car with Lori.
"You coming with?" Lori asked. "I figured you'd get like a coffee or something?" They walked into Star Labs together and went to the front desk. "Dr. Kleo Watara?" she said as the receptionist nodded.
"Hold on, Ms. Moreno, I'll inform her you're here." She said, already picking up the phone as Ukyo looked around Star Labs' Gotham branch.
"…Be careful, this is where they'll dissect you," Lori noted softly with a smile as Ukyo scoffed.
"You joke, but you're not wrong from what I've heard." She said as, after a moment. Kleo Watara wobbled out from the back.
"Lori! Come on in…" she then looked at Ukyo curiously, who was now staring at Kleo's voluminous breasts. "Who's your friend?"
"My half-sister Ukyo," Lori replied as Kleo blinked, and cleared her throat, smiling prettily again.
"Oh! Please! Follow me! It's actually very good, you're here, you can help."
"…I can help?" Ukyo replied, surprised, looking at Lori, who shrugged. "…I really don't want to look at the internals of my sister…" she said as they walked into the back of Star Labs.
"Oh no but…" she looked around, finding nobody listening in, and adding conspiratorially, "…You're a S.L.U.U.T.V.A.N…. right?" she asked as Ukyo stared into her cleavage, her breasts were even bigger than hers, she wasn't even interested in her sexually, it was just distracting… also she's in Star Labs. They can spell there…
"…Yes," Ukyo replied hesitantly,
"Well, you're an expert on your own anatomy! It'll be good to have a second opinion!" she said, smiling, before sliding open a courtesy curtain for Lori, "Change in her,e please." She said, revealing the backless gown.
"I wouldn't say I'm an expert," Ukyo replied, only for her to wave it.
"You're more of an expert than I am. I'm leaning towards Lori's human half; a Sluutavan's opinion would be helpful."
"…Well, if you insist," Ukyo replied as Kleo clapped happily.
"Excellent! Come with me… Lori, I'll be right back." She said as Lori already took off her shirt and put the gown laying down on the dolly bed, as Dr. Watara came back in wearing a mask and a surgical gown, and wheeling in an IV with a couple of nurses. "Okay, Lori!... I want to RELAX." She said, "You might feel a little pinch." She said, applying the IV. "And you'll soon be off to dreamland… the next thing you know you'll be having a nice nap."
"While you and everyone else have a look at my culo…" Lori noted playfully as she was wheeled out. "You know, normally people have to pay me for-"
An hour later.
"Lori? Lori… time to wake up." Dr. Watara's soothing and slightly African-accented voice shook Lori's shoulder as her eyes soon flickered over, and Lori gazed up at her blankly before slurring softly as her memories came flooding back
"Did I finish my joke?"
"What? Oh! Yes, you finished your-OH!" she gasped as Lori's hands reached up and grabbed at her HUGE breasts. "Lori!?" she smacked her hands away, covering herself, and pulled away. Lori slowly sat up as Ukyo, sitting nearb,y got to her feet.
"Your breasts are MASSIVE, I've wanted to squeeze them ever since I saw them."
"What?!" Dr. Watara asked in surprise, completely flabbergasted and blushing.
"You should start an OnlyStalkers account or something you'd make a fortune," Lori added, sounding groggy as if drunk.
"I… what?"
"Lori, are you feeling alright?" Ukyo asked hesitantly as Lori turned on her.
"You are REALLY pretty, hermana. We should go shopping. Your body is WASTED in that uniform. Though you look good in it…" Ukyo stared at her and then Dr. Watara, who was just now managing to get her blush under control.
"…She doesn't call me that." Noted, Ukyo as Lori groaned.
"FUCK me, I expected my ass to feel as sore as that time I took two black guys into it at the same time…" she said, getting off the bed and removing her gown immediately as Kleo gasped and politely looked away as Lori started to get dress. "Alright then Hermana, are we ready for this shit? Let's hit the spa! I need some hands on my NOW… hey doctor, want to come? Get some hands on you other than mine?"
"Wait… what?" Ukyo's intelligent space cop brain stared at her sister before turning to Dr. Watara.
"What did you give her?"
"Anesthesia?"
"What are the contents of it?" she asked as Dr. Watara thought hard.
"Bupivacaine? I'd have to look it up but-"
"Boop." Lori poked Dr. Watara's breasts again as she gasped.
"Stop that," Ukyo said slapping Lori's hands away.
"Make me, space cop." Ukyo said, "I bet I could kick your perfectly toned ass up and down the lab." Ukyo glowered at her, sighed loudly, and turned to Watara.
"Epinephrine bitartrate?" she said suddenly as Dr. Watara blinked.
"What?"
"Does it have Epinephrine bitartrate?"
"…Y-Yes? That is a component of Bupicavaine" she said, covering her breasts for protection, only making them look more tantalizing in Lori's opinion.
"FUCK me, those things look yummy. A literal fortune on your chest."
"LORI." Ukyo growled at her, "If enough of it is injected, it can function as something of a truth serum for Sluutavans…" She rolled her eyes. "…It basically turns off our… brain filters."
"FUCK me, I need a drink." Lori announced, she smacked Ukyo's ass. "Come on, hermana, let's go and get a shake or something." Ukyo sighed as Lori walked out.
"I apologize, doctor." She said as Dr. Watara quickly made a note on a pad.
"Epinephrine Bitartrate allergy… got it." She smiled at Ukyo, "Would you mind terribly coming in sometime to discuss your fascinating species?" she asked as Ukyo raised an eyebrow. "Lori only knows so much, and it's mostly sexual."
"Ukyo! Shake those tetonas already, let's hit the clubs! You! If you keep gazing at my culo like that, you'd better be willing to take a bite!"
"…I'm not against it… But I AM going to murder my sister."
"Please don't." Dr. Watara asked sweetly only for Lori to announce.
"Puta! Let's go!"
"No promises…" mumbled Ukyo, rushing out after her filterless sister, grabbing Lori by the arm and dragging her out of Star Labs.
"You have very strong hands. If you weren't my sister, I'd want to spank me."
"STOOOP." Ukyo dragged Lori back to their car, sliding into their respective seats. "I'm taking you to your apartment; this needs to wear off."
"You'd know best, you're very smart." Lori said straight face, as if unable to understand that she was saying that. "I think out of the top five happiest moments in my life is finding out you're my sister…" Ukyo turned and looked at Lori for a minute. Then, after a long moment, "Probably #2." Ukyo drummed her wheel, chuckled, and shook her pink-haired head.
"Fuck it. Let's hit the spa." She said and drove off. "…What's your number #1 happiest thing?"
"Finding out I could get paid for having sex," Lori said as Ukyo burst out laughing.
It wasn't until an hour later that the 'No Filter' state wore off… but it was a heck of a time… they're never allowed back at that spa.
End