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Officer Ukyo'dorai Carant, aka Ukyo: Lori's sister, walked into the back of Superbabes, dragging along a rather bored-looking and very attractive white-skinned woman. SHOCKINGLY white-skinned, like actual snow. Her red eyes and silvery white hair framed her beautiful face as she jiggled in her otherworldly-designed cocktail dress. "SIT." She ordered, shoving her onto the couch next to a rather curious Jenny. She crossed her long legs and raised an eyebrow at Jenny eating a earth burger.
She couldn't go in the front right now, all of Superbabes was rented out by a wedding party… because Superbabes actually has good food… also, the couple met because one of them previously worked at Superbabes and most of the girls were invited… Ukyo turned her attention to a somewhat confused Rebecca as he pointed at the beautiful, elegant, and shocking white skinned woman. "WATCH HER!" she ordered. Rebecca raised her hand and saluted her before eyeing the woman again.
Ukyo walked around the counter and up to the door to Orders' office: it was shut, which meant she was in there. She opened it abruptly. "Orders!" She took a step inside before shutting the door behind her. Then took a breath and instead of using her authoritarian officer voice before breaking down. "…Please help. I can't TAKE her anymore! It's only been four days, and she's already thrown an energy grenade at everything in my life!" She then started to count on her fingers.
"She refuses to get ANY job that is inequitably worse than what she used to be paid! She was a Star… a-a Supermodel! I can't leave her alone; she had THREE parties in my apartment while I was at the manor with Herman! And don't get me started on actually TAKING her to the manor…" she began pacing, "I swear! She is actively coresparking me!" she groaned, "…I can't handle her. I can't, she's too… stubborn! She's worse than a feral, and she's not even FERAL! I have half a mind to turn her over to the Gorish Cartel myself!"
"So you come to me. On the day of this Wedding Reception. To ask me this favor." Orders said, not even facing Ukyo as she ranted, before she slowly turned in her chair and continued stroking Maria and Zoey's kitten Noir, sitting on her lap and happily purring. She was watching her while they worked the reception.
"…What?"
"Apologies. It's a movie reference." Orders said, "Darcy hosted a movie night, and Tina made the others watch that scene twice." Orders put Noir on her desk, and the kitten happily started chasing a tiny cat ball around. "What are you asking me?"
"I need you to hire this Sluutavan spoiled BRAT." Ukyo declared, "I need her out of my apartment. Or at the very least, occupied so she can't continue throwing energy bombs around! Whip her into shape!" she said irately, "She might even ENJOY it." Orders purple eyes followed Ukyo pacing in front of her as Noir knocked her ball off the desk, but before she could go after it, Orders caught the ball and rolled it back onto the table, and off she went.
"Send her in," she said as Ukyo blinked.
"Just like that?" she asked, surprised as Orders raised an eyebrow.
"Why not?" she said, as she casually played with Noir, but didn't look away from Ukyo. "The woman needs a job… and it just so happens this one is catered for specifically her sort of… skillset." Looking pretty and having sex… that's literally what sentients think Sluutavans are. "Send her in. And wait outside…" she said as Ukyo blinked.
"I… think I should be in here…" Orders, however, stared at her.
"…Send her in. Wait outside."
Ukyo suddenly found herself outside the office and spotted Jenny and Rebecca playing cards with the Slugnorf Parasite that had been dropped into her lap. She then approached her and grabbed her arm. "Come." She ordered as she rolled her red eyes, and tossed the cards onto the table as she was dragged along. Shoved into the office and slammed the door behind her.
The beautiful woman stared at Orders and raised an eyebrow curiously as Orders kept playing with Noir. "Have a seat." Orders said, as the woman stretched herself across Orders' couch. Orders ignored her, blatantly ignoring the seat in front of her. "So you need a job." Orders declared as Noir rolled onto her back, and Orders dangled a finger over the kitten as she pawed at it.
"I don't NEED a job." The woman replied with a roll of her exotic eyes. "The good Officer is overreacting…"
"Mmn…" Orders hummed dismissively, "Tell me about yourself. I feel that's a subject you are highly invested in."
"Well, I was-"
"A Starmodel on Sluutava." Orders said as the woman scowled.
"The-"
"Highest paid in 100 years, winner of the Glor'Tekaina Award, twice. 5-time nominee of Woman of the Cycle and FORMERLY the most desired model in 200 years. Shall I go on, Elinor?" she asked lazily, not even looking at her. "Or do you prefer. Elee'Norcaso Kriega?"
"…Elee'Norcaso." She said coolly, staring at Orders coldly, but the purple-eyed woman shrugged.
"Well, I'm going to keep calling you Elinor because I'm not saying that name over and over." She said, "…Of course I won't be calling you that a majority of the time anyway, not while you work for me."
"Excuse you-" Elinor began, but then Orders' eyes flashed in her general direction, and her words died in her throat suddenly, and she nervously licked her dried lips with the split tip of her tongue.
"You are NOT on Sluutava. This is Earth. Not only is this Earth. But this is fucking GOTHAM." She declared before standing up, Noir mewling on her back, all tuckered out and dozing. "You are literally, NOBODY, legally, NOBODY." She walked around the desk, her purple eyes practically glowing in the dark as she stared down at Elinor, who seemed to sink into the couch. "That's what you gave up, rather than going to the Blue Lanterns."
"H-How do you know that?" she whispered, "Not even Carant knows that…" but Orders almost cooed at her.
"Because I know EVERYTHING. Elinor." She said with dangerous coolness. "I know this. I know that. I know you. I know what you're going to do today. Tomorrow. And the day after… because you're going to work for ME now."
"Who do you think you are talking to?!" Elinor replied, but Orders' lips, set in a thin line, twitched almost in a smile.
"Nobody." She said casually, "Now that you're on earth. That's all you are… got to start at the bottom ALL over again. Work your way back up. Luckily, I know how to do that." Orders said confidently, "Now…" She sat on the chair in front of her desk, crossing her legs. "…Shall we begin orientation now? Or tomorrow?"
Elinor's mouth opened and closed… unable to find her words.
5 minutes later. Orders opened the door, and Elinor strutted out… Orders held Noir in her arms as Elinor started out the back door. "8 o'clock sharp. We'll have to get you fitted. Just a formality, I already know your measurements." She then turned to Ukyo. "Make sure she's here."
"…You convinced her?"
"More like gave her a very strong reality check." Orders noted, "But Blue Lantern will adapt quickly."
"Blue Lantern?" Ukyo replied curiously, "…She doesn't look like any Blue Lantern I've ever seen."
Orders shrugged, as mentioned. Not even Ukyo knew that Blue Lantern Rehab was an option for the disgraced Starmodel… "…I needed a Blue Lantern." She replied cryptically before sitting at her counter and putting her feet up.
Whether it was Blue Lantern's or kittens… they were putty in Orders' hands.
End