"Um...you guys are going to be my bodyguards?"
Nanaya looked back and forth at the twin maids, his eyes full of suspicion.
Sera took a step forward and pulled out a series of documents from the maid's skirt and showed them to Nanaya.
"Ninth degree in judo, eighth degree in karate, sixth degree in kendo, bare-handed wrestling, and Chinese Kung Fu." Sera said to Nanaya expressionlessly, "And a US gun license, from pistols to assault rifles."
Nanaya's mouth twitched: "Are you sure these certificates were not produced in a small workshop in China?"
"Don't worry, Leysritt and I are both professionals in this area." Sera did not answer the question directly, "Even if you are caught by terrorists, Leysritt and I can kill them all and escape safely."
"What about my safety?!"
Most people might believe what Sera said, but Nanaya keenly noticed that the other person's words did not include himself.
"You will probably be shot dead on the spot, right?"
Sera tilted her head and said innocently, "Unless they have special fetishes, men usually don't just get killed right away, right?!"
"Hey, is this the beautiful bodyguard you found for me?!"
Nanaya simply gave up communicating with Sera and turned to find Shion.
Shion said with a wry smile: "Aren't Sera and the others beautiful?"
"but..."
"They are very skilled. Didn't you use Sera as your stunt double before?"
"I don't deny this..."
"They are experienced as bodyguards, and Illya has never been in any danger."
"But..."
"And they are very responsible, keeping out all the flies that try to get close to Illya."
"This is the main reason why you hired them!"
Nanaya finally found the key to the problem.
Pop.
Shion opened her folding Meal to cover half of her face.
"What truth are you talking about? I'm just worried about you, dear~"
"Fuck, you admit it now!"
Nanaya was so angry that he jumped up and down.
"I really can't do anything about you, such a weird guy."
Shion sighed and winked at Sera and the other person.
"You guys take your time chatting."
Sera pulled Leysritt away, and she did not show any expression from beginning to end.
"Tell me, why the two of them?"
After the two people left, Nanaya asked with his eyebrows pinched.
"Well, this is what Illya asked for."
Shion tapped the back of her hand with her folding Meal. "After you were attacked, she was also very worried about you, so she asked me to let Sera and the others protect you."
"Not only the Sera sisters, I have also found a few male bodyguards for you. They are all hired from professional security companies."
Before Nanaya could speak, Shion spoke first.
"I was just being pushed against the wall in the bathroom, why do you think I was shot?"
Nanaya felt that everyone was making a big deal out of nothing.
"That's hard to say." Shion shook her head. "You're too lax. You know, you're a wealthy man now."
"I just think traveling with so many people is a bit..."
"Don't worry, they won't interfere with your normal life." Shion said, "When you return to Japan, only Sera and the other two will follow you, so there won't be any problems."
Nanaya looked at Shion with his mouth open, and finally could only nod.
"Okay, I understand."
"Okay, here's another question."
Shion's tone suddenly changed, and her originally concerned look became serious.
"What's wrong? Is it an important question?"
Seeing Shion so serious, Nanaya's heart couldn't help but skip a beat.
Could it be that this woman has caught me in some other way?
Nanaya thought carefully about what he had done from the last time he said goodbye until now.
Video call with Rin and Sakura?
This shouldn't be a problem. After all, it's just a video call, not a video [beep——].
Went for a drink with Lily after get off work the day before yesterday?
But the drink I gave Lily was a non-alcoholic cocktail.
Have you been looking for Ori and Siji to have midnight snacks every day recently?
This is even more impossible, it's Ori, not Shiki Matsuno. Shion shouldn't be so bored that she even needs to control her own boyfriend.
Pooh!
Male friends.
"What? You haven't forgotten, have you?"
Shion frowned slightly, her expression as if her boyfriend had forgotten her birthday.
[Is this really the reason? ]
Nanaya had beads of sweat on his temples. Not buying gifts for women was indeed a big taboo for men.
Shion hit Nanaya on the head with her folding Meal: "Nanaya! Have you forgotten what I told you last time, that I will be a guest star in all the works?"
"What is this... So it's about this."
Nanaya wiped the sweat from his forehead. After hearing Shion's reason, he relaxed completely.
Shion's eyes gradually became sharper: "Hey, what's wrong with you acting like you've safely defused the bomb? What do you think I want from you?"
"Nothing, I thought I forgot to buy you a birthday present."
Perhaps because he was too relaxed, Nanaya spoke directly and frankly from his heart.
"Huh? Why do you think so?" Shion didn't quite understand why Nanaya had such an idea, "Don't you know when my birthday is?"
"…"
Nanaya thought about it and realized that he really didn't know when Shion's birthday was.
I never asked, and the other party never brought it up.
Of course, if Nanaya searches on Google, he will definitely find it.
As the most successful female billionaire in the new century, Shion's personal information must be available on the Internet.
But taking out my phone and searching on Google in front of her...
"Then let's discuss your guest appearance." Nanaya immediately changed the subject, "The shows you want to guest-star in include FZ, HF, and the recently launched "Emiya Meal"."
[Hurry up and get over this, and then use your phone to look up her birthday when you go to the bathroom.]
While Nanaya was introducing Shion, he was secretly calculating in his mind.
Shion's idea of making cameo appearances in movies and TV series is only recently.
In fact, it cannot be said that Shion has had this idea recently. She had already talked about this with Nanaya during the New Year this year.
It is not uncommon for big names in the crew to make cameo appearances in their own films. Many directors also have this habit, such as Michael Bay and Peter Jackson.
Even the great director Hitchcock had the habit of making cameo appearances in his own films, and he even enjoyed it.
When we were filming "Lifeboat", we couldn't find a suitable role because there was only one scene in the entire movie.
So the fat director simply made a cameo appearance as the spokesperson for a weight loss advertisement in a newspaper at the beginning of the movie, which was considered quite hard work.
In addition to Hitchcock, another person who everyone is familiar with and likes to make guest appearances is naturally Mr. Stan Lee.
As part of the promotion of Marvel movies, the old man has not missed any of them, from the first MCU movie to "End Game" at the end of the third phase.
Shion's desire to make cameo appearances in Washimine's various films was also inspired by Stan Lee.
Nanaya also strongly agreed with Shion's guest appearance plan.
After all, Shion is a great beauty, and allowing the audience to find great beauties in the movies every time is a very pleasing thing in itself.
Once news of Shion's guest appearance becomes known, the publicity department can naturally use it as a good selling point.
So after Nanaya and Shion discussed it, they decided to let Shion play a small cameo role in every story of [Moon World] starting from the second half of FZ.
In fact, Shion originally wanted to come to both Marvel and Moon World, but with Stan Lee making a cameo appearance throughout Marvel, Nanaya didn't think this was a good idea.
One person's cameo can be a selling point for a movie, but two people's cameo appearances can seem like a bit of a show-stealer.
Therefore, it is better for Shion and Mr. Stan Lee to be separated.
In fact, Shion had already made a cameo appearance in the first part of FZ. In the scene where Kiritsugu and Maiya kissed, Shion was Ori's stand-in.
It's a pity that Shion put on makeup to hide her identity.
You have to know that during the filming, Nanaya, a familiar face who was standing face to face with him, didn't recognize him. How could the audience who didn't even see his face during the kissing scene recognize him?
Besides, Washimine's female boss was a kiss substitute in the movie directed by Nanaya Kiryu, and the person who did the kissing was the director himself.
Are you exposing this kind of thing because you think the New Year's gossip wasn't hot enough?
"FZ, there's nothing much to say here. I'll arrange for you to play a passerby."
In the last episode of the TV version of FZ, when the black mud was leaked, there was a passerby walking his dog.
Nanaya felt that this role was just right for Shion to play as a guest star. After all, how could someone who had the leisure time to stroll around with his dog not be a capitalist?
"What about HF?"
Shion's attention seemed to be really attracted by Nanaya, and she discussed the guest appearance with him with great interest.
"How about the chef at the restaurant? The one that sells Mapo Tofu."
"Are you mocking my poor cooking?"
Shion snorted coldly. She remembered very clearly that no one dared to touch the mapo tofu in that store except a certain priest who evaded taxes.
"No way."
How could Nanaya admit it?
"As for 'Emiya Meal'...how about selling things?"
In "Emiya Meal", there are many scenes where the protagonists buy ingredients, including shop assistants, salespeople, and shopping street owners. These roles are quite suitable for Shion to make a cameo appearance.
"Is that so~"
Shion smiled and tapped the proposal with her folding Meal, "Then I will play this guest role."
"A supermarket salesman selling chicken?" Nanaya thought Shion would choose the fish shop owner who had the most scenes.
"Yes." Shion nodded, "After all, they are selling [Chicken] specifically to you."
"…"
Listening to the emphasis on Shion's words, Nanaya strongly suspected that this woman had some hidden meaning.
[Are you saying that you're a pimp just for me? Although Rin and Sakura are indeed your idols, you don't have to say that, right? And as a Japanese, it's obviously more appropriate for you to sell goldfish, right? ]
Although Shion had a amiable smile on her face, Nanaya felt uncomfortable all over.
"I'm going to the bathroom."
Nanaya stood up awkwardly and tried to leave, but as soon as he reached the door, he was stopped by Shion.
"Go quickly. When you come back, I'll ask you when my birthday is. But..."
Shion had a sly smile on her face: "The information I posted online is fake~"
"Huh?"
"You know what I'm going to do if I find out that you found the answer on the Internet~"
[No, I don't understand! You bitch, just tell me clearly! ]
Nanaya cried out loudly in his heart.