"Haha, the Golden Boy is truly the Golden Boy. 'You earn the money, I maintain my good looks,' right?"
"He's clearly there, yet not there. Can anyone tell me how this whole thing operates? Waiting online, urgent."
"So, in the end, he's still living off his looks, isn't he?"
"Starting today, the League's quarterbacks now have a third category: the model-type quarterback. Specialty: good looks that are completely wasted under a helmet; but miraculously, his tall frame and dashing silhouette still make the entire League chase after him."
"Can anyone tell if Jimmy Garoppolo played in this game or was sidelined due to injury? I'm a fan of his looks and didn't see him in the highlight reel, getting a bit worried."
"Does he even remember his job?"
