"Okay, okay, even though I really shouldn't, I accept to take Her Royal Highness your daughter to Konohagakure," Sakura sighed. She rubbed her thumb against her index and middle fingers, the universal sign for gimme money. "But since I can't accept payment in the form of ryō, you'll have to repay me with your body…"
Queen Sēramu stared at her with moistened eyes. What was that supposed to mean? Once this was all over, would she be expected to perform menial labour for the Hidden Leaf? It was hardly fitting for her station as queen, yet if she must roll up her sleeves and build a table or something equally undignified, then so be it…
"What I'm saying is that I want to grope your boobs," Sakura clarified, switching to making exaggeratedly lewd grabbing gestures with her hands. "If you can't accept that, then the deal is off… oh, and it's going to have to be skin-on-skin contact, by the way."
Queen Sēramu continued staring at her blankly… and then her eyes seemed to bulge, her cheeks flushing a rather alarming shade of red. "B-b-but why?!" she spluttered. "Are you some kind of l-l-l-lesbian?!"
It wasn't as though Queen Sēramu hadn't indulged in a little experimentation with her personal handmaidens in her youth… but she was a grown woman now, with a daughter about the same age as this rather queer kunoichi from the Hidden Leaf! Such bedroom adventures were behind her! Still, with her husband gone, no one was left to object if she happened to grow a touch… frisky.
"A lesbian? That's not false… but above all, I am merely your average enjoyer of breasts," Sakura sighed, brazenly hefting her generous assets. "You see, I love the feel of them, the softness, the springy texture… I rubbed mine so often that, one day, I woke up to find they had grown to this immense size… but variety is the spice of life, you know?"
Queen Sēramu gulped hard as Sakura let her shoulder boulders fall. Gravity retook hold of them, and they quaked and shook as they settled into her chest bindings. Truth be told, they did look… rather inviting to the touch.
"Do you like what you see?" Sakura whispered, and the older woman nodded numbly.
Despite knowing better than to step within grabbing distance of a prisoner, the queen approached the metal bars nonetheless, and she timidly pulled down the hem of her dress, exposing her shapely breasts. Sakura reached out through the bars and began gently massaging them.
"Munamori Style Massage: Breast Flow!"
Just as Queen Sēramu was about to climax and make a mess in her panties, Sakura withdrew her hands, leaving her on the cusp of the most intense orgasm she could have ever experienced.
[Ding! Lōran royal line's breast chakra obtained (1/1). Please continue striving to complete the template to unlock the Munamori clan's Breast Vein Ultimate Technique: Ougi: Nyūmyaku Chakra Control Jutsu!]
Queen Sēramu fell to her knees, breathing heavily. Her guards noticed her distress and immediately came running, but she raised her voice. "I'm fine!" she barked, "back to your posts!" With some difficulty, she pulled herself to her feet and tucked away her breasts back where they belonged. Perhaps it was just her imagination, but they felt slightly lighter than before.
"You have received payment, so the contract is established, yes?" Queen Sēramu said airily, tossing her hair back coquettishly as she drew her veil over her mouth and tossed her shawl over her head. "I will have the guards escort you to the main gate in an hour, where my daughter will be waiting for you…"
She turned on her heel and began walking away on shaky legs, leaving a few suspicious wet spots on the floor in her wake.
"But you are not to lay a single finger on my darling Sāra, do you understand?" she added sultrily. "I want you all to myself once you return…"
"This lady needs to get laid," Sakura muttered to herself. "She's so sexually frustrated that I barely even had to try with the Manyū Assassination Genjutsu: Breast Illusion…"
[Ding! The System has detected that the Host has already entered Sage (Sennin) Mode at least once. Philosopher (Kenja) Mode has been unlocked, equivalent to Six Paths Sage Mode. Requirements: successfully go one month without achieving orgasm.]
"I thought you were busy updating…"
[P.S.: Lewd dreams also count towards the orgasm tally. If the System detects that the moisture content in the Host's loins rises beyond normal levels during sleep, the counter will reset to zero.]
"THERE'S NO WAY THAT'S HAPPENINGGGGG!"
Sakura's scream echoed through the dungeons, startling her guards half to death; but once again, the System had fallen silent, deaf to her desperate calls. If only she'd discovered the unlock condition sooner! Alas, it was far too late— she'd already lost the Fap Free February challenge on the very first day, and March was only a few days away.
…
One hour later, just as promised, the guards came to unlock Sakura's cell door, and she followed them through a twisting network of corridors until they finally arrived at a place she recognised: the archway where she had first entered the ruins of Lōran… though it seemed far less dilapidated. Perhaps it was a different entrance after all, or had they renovated it in the brief time between her arrival and capture? Maybe the workers here simply had an excellent work ethic…
Whatever the case, Sakura found Queen Sēramu and a red-haired girl in an ornate dress, wearing solid gold bangles around her neck, wrists, and ankles, waiting near the entrance. They were accompanied by a rather rotund, bearded man wearing a turban, flanked by two of the same type of puppet she had seen earlier.
"Oh dear, I do not like this at all," said Anrokuzan, for it was he, rubbing his hands anxiously. "What is your mother thinking, sending you off sightseeing while war rages beyond our borders… and hiring a strange kunoichi to accompany you as well… my puppets cannot stray too far from Lōran, you know this, what if she harbours nefarious intentions…?"
"Ah, Miss Kunoichi!" exclaimed Queen Sēramu, blushing slightly at the sight of Sakura. "Over here! This is my beautiful daughter, Sāra…"
"Ugh, I don't want to go away on holiday, Mum!" Sāra said snottily. "I'm perfectly happy staying here by your side and overseeing all the wonderful work we've been doing for our beloved people…"
"Do not be selfish, Sāra!" Queen Sēramu chided. "I invited Miss Kunoichi here especially to escort you to the Hidden Leaf Village and negotiate an alliance between the Land of Fire and the Land of Lōran! This agreement is vital to secure the safety of our beloved country!"
Sāra grumbled something about puppetsbeing more than enough under her breath.
"And besides, this young lady just might become your new father," Queen Sēramu added, her cheeks flushing pink. "So, I want you to obey her every order, got it?"
"Ehhh!?" Sāra shrieked. "Mum!?"
Anrokuzan's eyes bulged.
All this time, Queen Sēramu had refused to marry him, claiming she wished to remain loyal to her late husband… yet now, all of a sudden, she wanted to marry this bint who had emerged from the very same hole he had crawled out of six years ago!?
This… this wasn't fair!
His eyes then narrowed.
This Hidden Leaf lass did not appear to be one of his pursuers from the Hidden Sand or the Hidden Leaf… in fact, she seemed entirely unaware of who he was. It was hardly surprising; he was using a false name here, and he had grown a beard and put on some weight since vanishing from the face of the earth.