Full chapter title: As everyone knows, Kurama is a fox, foxes are canines, and Hashirama's wife is a fox Jinchuriki, so Hashirama's wife is also a canine. In theory, canines can only have children with canines, so Senju Hashirama is a dog.
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"Oh, not stupid, you figured it out." Kurama happily watched Kaguya walk out of the space passage. He could hear what Kaguya just said. Don't underestimate a canine's ears.
Even though it's just a Chakra form.
"Reverse psychology is useless on me." Kaguya coldly looked at Kurama, "Nine Tails fox, you were originally part of the Ten-Tails, even if I activate Infinite Tsukuyomi you won't die. I'll give you a chance, a chance to coexist with the Ten-Tails."
"Heh." Kurama replied disdainfully, "I broke away from the Ten-Tails long ago and became an independent Chakra life form. Do I need you to give me a chance? If that fool Minato hadn't sealed half of me as a weakness, the Ten-Tails wouldn't have been able to revive at all."
Minato split Kurama in two, giving half to Naruto and sealing the other half himself.
Both Kuramas gained memories from another world, but the half inside the death god's stomach had no chance to become stronger. If Minato were still alive, or if he hadn't split Kurama in two, with Kurama's grown strength, it would have been impossible for him to be sealed by the Ten-Tails.
"So, it's my fault?" Minato shrugged helplessly.
Kushina giggled beside him.
Mito shook her head with a smile: "You don't need to take it to heart, you didn't do anything wrong."
Minato was slightly stunned, then showed a bright smile: "Well, thank you for your approval, Granny Mito..."
"Besides being too weak, you didn't make any mistakes." Mito nodded approvingly, but as Minato's smile froze, she sighed with some emotion, "I didn't expect that the Kurama who hadn't grown up back then would make you use your life to seal him. You were still too young. If you had waited another twenty years... never mind."
Minato wanted to cry but had no tears.
Why does everyone have to say that? Kurama is very strong, okay? The old Kurama wasn't weak either.
Tsunade burst out laughing like a pig.
Kaguya looked at the people laughing below, then looked at Hashirama, Madara, and Tobirama, who seemed not to care at all. Finally, her gaze fell on Kurama, with a hint of doubt.
Seeing this, Kurama smiled: "What, don't understand?"
Kaguya was silent for a moment, then actually nodded: "Even the immortal Otsutsuki clan fears being killed. Even though someone has already killed an Otsutsuki, I still don't think you can survive the attacks of other Otsutsuki."
"And I, after eating the fruit of the Divine Tree, have become even more immortal. I cannot be killed by any means, only sealed. My power is also gradually becoming stronger, and the means you have to deal with me are those two little guys, but as my strength increases, the less they can do."
"If not a dead end, at least a situation with nine deaths and one life." Kaguya's evaluation was very fair.
But her face was full of doubt: "Faced with such a situation, why do you all seem not to care at all? As if you don't take this matter to heart at all?"
Their joking attitude was not like facing a situation with nine deaths and one life, but rather like watching their base being destroyed in a game. They'd be sad for a moment, then immediately start another game, pick a fun hero, and keep going.
Why?
Kurama rubbed his chin with his right paw, thinking.
The huge blue Susanoo spread its wings, Madara stood inside with his arms crossed, slowly floating beside Kurama: "How would a pet know what humans are thinking?"
The huge wooden dragon coiled in the sky, Hashirama in Sage Mode stood on top of the wooden dragon's head, looked at Kurama next to him, then looked at Madara, and then scratched the back of his head, saying: "I think Kurama understands a lot."
Kaguya didn't try to activate Infinite Tsukuyomi again, but quietly watched the three people in front of her.
Not long after, just a few seconds or so, Kurama suddenly spoke: "Perhaps it is precisely because we are facing a desperate situation that we can laugh."
Kurama scratched his chin: "And I can be sure that facing you, this attitude of ours is rare, because everyone here is an elite, who has faced many, many strange desperate situations. For us, maintaining our mentality in a desperate situation is the way to find a way out, not to be anxious."
"Being anxious is useful, but not completely useful." Kurama shrugged his shoulders, "The human heart is actually very complicated, or rather, it's not just humans, creatures with reason and command are very complicated, even your Otsutsuki clan."
"Just like when you attacked Otsutsuki Isshiki, it was because you didn't want to die, so you did something that you would never have done otherwise."
Kurama pointed at Kaguya, "When you made that decision, was your heart filled more with fear? Or excitement? Or nothing at all?"
Kaguya was stunned for a moment, then looked at her right hand, and said softly: "It feels like... a strange kind of pleasure?"
"Exactly!" Kurama clapped his hands, "It's pleasure! Even if you know you'll die after failing, the feeling at that moment is pleasure. Finding that tiny possibility in a certain death situation, and then amplifying it, until the dead end collapses, that moment feels like pleasure."
"But what does this have to do with your current attitude?" Kaguya tilted her head in confusion.
Kurama sighed, "I see you really don't understand."
After speaking, his face suddenly became serious: "Kaguya, if tomorrow is the end of the world, what will you do?"
Kaguya was stunned.
However, before Kaguya could answer, Kurama asked again: "Is it despair? Give up on yourself?"
"Or helplessness? Begging for someone else's salvation?"
"Or self-pity? Accepting it with useless sadness?"
"Or like me..." Kurama grinned, "Go run? Go make trouble? Go laugh at the end of the world without restraint?"
Kaguya was stunned, Hashirama blinked, and Madara showed a curious look.
"Ha!" Kurama laughed loudly, "The end of the world? None of my business! Don't mention tomorrow, even if the end of the world is the next second, I dare to buy a train ticket for tomorrow and imagine the scenery along the way!"
"Breathtaking!"
Kurama laughed unscrupulously, under the sky, the loud laughter spread throughout the battlefield.
Hashirama looked at Kurama in this pose, as if he had seen this fox for the first time: "You are really open-minded."
"As expected, a fox is a fox." Madara's tone was full of disgust, but the corners of his mouth were slightly raised.
"None of your business." Kurama directly retorted.
Madara's smile froze, and his tone became unconsciously cold: "At least humans wouldn't be so carefree, humans are very complicated."
"None of your business." Kurama retorted again.
Madara: "..."
"Madara, Kurama is a fox." Hashirama reminded softly, "And a canine."
Madara: "..."
Took a deep breath.
I think you're no different from him.
You're both dogs.
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