MOON FEED EXCLUSIVE:Lunaris Has Fallen Off. Where Is the CHAOS We Ordered?
Written by: The Oracle
Posted 6:00AM | 4182 comments | 612 shares
Good morning, my scandal-starved sweethearts. Gather close once more, fluff your pillows, and brace your souls, because your beloved Oracle has returned with piping-hot tea, and not even protective gloves can save you from this burn.
Lunaris Academy has been far too quiet lately. And you all know I hate quiet because quiet means peace. Peace means boredom.
And boredom? That is absolutely unacceptable.
But do not fear, just when I thought this school was entering its "Christian Camp Era," Lunaris reminded me why I never, ever put away my investigative heels.
Let's begin with the Daisy Incident, shall we?
THE DAISY DISASTER: SAFETY? AT LUNARIS? YOU'RE FUNNY.
Sources confirm that our smart-ass Daisy Fairchild had a horrifying encounter on campus grounds — yes, on campus.
As in, the place where students are supposedly safe.
