Gabe
I must be out of my fucking mind!!!
And stupid.
And gullible.
Oh and afraid.
Why was I all these?
Simple I had listened to Dr Braxter's idea to test to see if my precum and/or cum was addictive in any way. So she suggested, among other things, that I should collect my precum into bottle's then depending on how much I collect to have other girl's taste/consume my precum and see if they suddenly become addicted.
And I have no earthly how to collect my precum. Like do I put on some porn to get myself hard and tease myself until my dick suddenly starts leaking precum then somehow siphon it into a jar?
I mean that was the only thing I could think of. It's not like I can ask the girl's to blow me and then ask them to spit my precum into a jar when it starts forming.
Yeah right like that will go over well.
So the girl's were out if I was going to 'collect' my precum.
But I hadn't watched porn in so long after having so much free range pussy I didn't know if porn would still work on me or not.
I scoffed at the idea and remembered that I'm a guy. Of course porn will work.
Of course all of this sounded insane to me as I was being talked into collecting my fluids for some half brained idea like having my fluids tested.....it sounded disgusting even in my mind.
What am I some sort of weirdo that has an obsession that the government was out to steal all my things and I start collecting all my stuff so the imaginary people can have my stuff?
Just have jars and jars of my pee just strewn about?
Yuck!
Wait wasn't there same famous person that did that?
I tried to remember 'who' did that. If I remember correctly it was some famous big wig type of guy. Pilot? Movie guy?
I remember reading this guy was so eccentric that his vegetables had to be even not odd. The food couldn't touch.
What was his name?
I shook myself out that rabbit hole and explained to Dr Braxter that I had no way to collect my precum and admitted if I was going to have myself turned on I might as well let the girl's give me head as that would be faster than watching porn and milking my dick of it's precum.
Don't care who you are that's masturbation and when I have willing girl's to let me stick my dick in them then what was the point?
Dr. Braxter had an idea how to help with my collection and needed to meet her at one of the fertility clinic's....the same one Brynn worked at.
My stupidity allowed me to believe that Dr. Braxter was out to help me, though I knew better as I was no more than a testing rat in her eyes. Still my dumbass drove my car without Kel to make sure that neither Dr. Braxter or Brynn were up to any funny business per Summer's new rule with the Braxter's.
I drove through the snow encrusted roads thinking I'd probably be safer driving a snow mobile than my car in this weather and it was only going to get worse. Still winter was still my favorite time of the year though the girl's kept the house in constant summer temperature's.
Not I'm not complaining about the sweating temperature in the house as the biggest benefit was my girl's willingness to walk around naked giving me nothing but easy access. Just would be nice to have the house cold every once in while.... Know what I mean?
Eventually I made it to the clinic as Dr. Braxter was waiting in her car. We went into the fertility clinic together and Brynn helped her mom get the items I would need to collect my precum. They handed me the items and I quickly and safely drove back home happy they didn't trick me into staying or anything like that.
Dr Braxter wanted me to stick around so they could run another test but I made up an excuse that I needed to get back and watch my sister's until the rents got home.
Then my gullible ass took the proffered items without much question.
Yes I know how stupid this sounds but for some odd reason I wanted to know if my fluids were addictive or anything else. Especially after what happened yesterday.
So I took the pills that was in the bag. Then I looked at the item that was to collect my fluids or precum completely confused as to how I was to install it on me.
Luckily for me there was instructions.
I opened the instructions and blinked at what I had to do.
I have to do WHAT???
You have to be kidding me?
The item I was holding had a long tube, for the better words, in the bottle with a hanger.
Essentially I stick the tube up my pee hole.
I'll say that again THE TUBE GOES UP MY FUCKING PEE HOLE!!!
At least the tube had a small diameter and looked very flexible. Just happy it wasn't made of glass. Don't want that shit breaking in my dick when I get hard.
The hanger goes around my dick. And the plastic container snaps onto the hanger and the tube goes into the container.
Seems simple enough.
I locked myself in my room telling Kel that I'll be doing video's and don't want to be disturbed for any reason. She looked at me weird but shrugged and said she had her videos to do for her work out channel and would be heading out soon.
Perfect.
I waited for the pills to kick into effect as my dick went into semi mode and wasn't long before a blob of precum showed up at the end of my dick.
I naturally bit the bullet and shoved the flexible tube up my pee hole and let the rest hang into the container as the container hanged off my dick.
Then I put on my baggiest sweats to hide what was going on and started doing videos.
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