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"Hi Harry" Delphi said the next day as she sat down next to Harry at breakfast
"Hi Delphi" Harry replied as he handed Shadow some food before he began feeding himself "good sleep?"
"It was alright" Delphi shrugged as she started eating her own breakfast
"Good" Harry nodded
"What about you?" Delphi asked
"Fine, I mean I went asleep a bit later than usual" Harry admitted
"Why?"
"Oh, I was out terrorising the Slytherin's"
"Let me guess, because of Malfoy?" Delphi gave him a knowing look
"Because of Malfoy, though to be fair I may have gone a bit overboard."
"May have?" Delphi raised an eyebrow "What exactly did you do?"
"Well, it went like this" Harry said just before launching into a very detailed explanation about his late night adventure "hmm, now that I think about it, that was a little overboard"
"Harry!" Delphi blurted out once he was done "that was very overboard! You got vomit all over there common room! That's disgusting, and I bet you made it smell horrible now"
"You're right, I'm a monster" Harry rolled his eyes
"Also, I don't understand why you keep doing it to just the Slytherin's"
"Firstly because the Hufflepuff's and Ravens stay out of my way, so do the Gryffindor's for the most part. Slytherin house had the most bullies in school, what with most of them being pure-blood supremist, rich and spoilt brats or rich and spoilt, pure-blood supremist brats, I just made sure they know that I'm not on the bully list. Anyway, I also sent Shadow to your mothers house yesterday with a letter that told her exactly what I did"
"Has she replied yet?"
"No, not yet. Wait, scratch that" Harry said as an owl came in with a package that was shaped suspiciously like a broom. The owl dropped the package in front of them then landed on the table, it looked at Harry expectantly. "Fine, have some" Harry said as he gave the owl some food. Shadow gave the bird a glare, at least until Harry gave him some more food "okay, here's a note" Harry said as he took the note off the package "it says 'Hi Harry, I'm so proud of you. I know I shouldn't be supporting this because you shouldn't be fighting and terrorising people but my little boy is already such a powerful wizard! If I was there then I'd hug you! I'm sending you a gift, I was saving it for Christmas but you deserve an early present. I'll just get you something else for Christmas. Say hi to Delphi, and both of you remember to write. Bye', so I wager that this is my present."
"Did you get a broom?!" John Matthews, the Ravenclaw quidditch captain exclaimed as he walked up to the pair
"No, it's a mop" Harry said sarcastically as he opened the package to reveal a nimbus 2001, the latest broom on the market
"Bloody hell, a nimbus 2001!" John blurted out in shock "Harry, do you like quidditch?!" He asked hopefully
"Not really" Harry answered honestly
"But...what?" John seemed confused and began glancing between Harry and the broom
"I like flying, I don't care for quidditch"
"Are you any good?"
"He's annoyingly good" Delphi said "especially for someone who doesn't care for the sport"
"Can you try out for the team? Please!" John begged
"I will think about it" Harry said with an annoyed voice "now excuse me" Harry rewrapped the broom in the package, he then stood up "I'll just go and put this in my room" Harry said as he walked out of the hall and up to the common room, to the relief of the Slytherin's that were trying not to look at him.
"Harry!" He heard someone call him at one point, he recognised the voice as Gilderoy Lockhart
"Oh hell no" Harry muttered and gradually increased his speed while not looking back, pretending not to have heard him
"Harry! Wait just a...oof!"
Harry briefly glanced back and saw that Lockhart had just crashed into Ron Weasley and the pair fell on the floor. Harry barely supressed a snort and quickly walked off, unfortunately a few hallways later he came face to face with Hermione Granger.
"Is that a broom?" She asked
"No it's an story for kids, woman look at the damn shape of it" Harry gestured to the broom shape of...the broom
"Don't be rude!"
"Don't be idiot then" Harry replied
"I am not an idiot!"
"Have you upgraded to THE idiot? I must say I'm impressed, not enough to want to actually talk to you though. So goodbye and may we never meet again. Harry shoved past her and walked off."
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