Meanwhile, Building 8, 8th floor, Room 807.
Cao Han, lying on the floor like a corpse, suddenly woke up.
He looked around the messy, dirty room, his eyes flickering with confusion.
Memories flashed through his mind like a slideshow.
"So, I… transmigrated? And I even transmigrated into a character with the same name in some eroge game?"
"Ow—It hurts!"
Cao Han held his head, staggering to his feet and walked over to the full-length mirror.
His hair was blond, and his looks were as good as ever, except for a big bump on his forehead that somewhat ruined his cool, rebellious image.
He guessed his previous self must have gotten drunk, slipped, and hit his temple on a table corner—giving him the chance to transmigrate.
"Ding-dong—"
[The Strongest Blond Delinquent Choice System has successfully loaded!]
Cao Han was overjoyed.
"System Daddy? Is that you, System Daddy? I knew you wouldn't abandon your most loyal believer!"
He quickly skimmed through the abilities of this Strongest Blond Delinquent Choice System.
In short, when certain special events occur, the system triggers choices, and different choices yield different rewards.
Just thinking about all the beautiful women in this adult visual novel world made Cao Han tremble with excitement.
"In my past life, I was just a 'loser'—unloved by my parents and beaten down by society."
"But now that I've transmigrated into this adult visual novel world and luckily obtained a system, I'm definitely going to become a winner in life!"
"Hehehe, Lolis, mature ladies, JK underclassmen, student council presidents, homeroom teachers..."
Cao Han listed off every type of beauty, a sly grin creeping onto his lips.
At the same time, he also remembered that the previous body had an older sister with a different father and a different mother.
Don't ask why she's from a different father and a different mother.
Because this is the legendary classic opening—parents sacrificed to the heavens, and you've got a sister and a house!
And because the previous body's parents died in an accident while traveling by plane, he became utterly depressed—calling it self-destruction wouldn't be wrong.
He had no interest in pursuing other girls.
But that sister was an absolutely stunning beauty!
The closest water is the sweetest—don't you get it?
The previous body actually didn't go after her—what a complete waste of a gift.
"But now that I'm in this world, bro, you can rest easy!"
"I'll take good care of your sister and all the other beauties!"
As he spoke, Cao Han only felt his spirit lift, and an invisible pressure seemed to be gradually dissipating.
He knew this meant the previous body's lingering obsession had completely dispersed.
"From now on, I, Cao Han, will become the strongest blondie in this world!"
Cao Han was full of confidence.
He had played this game and knew quite a few beauties' private little secrets.
And with the legendary system backing him, wouldn't reaching the peak of life be a breeze?
"Ding dong—"
[Detected: 95-point beauty Shen Pan'er is about to come home. Congratulations, host, you have triggered a choice in the Strongest Blond Delinquent Choice System.]
[There's a popular young actress living right across from you—stunningly beautiful and super rich. Tonight, she drank because of emotional troubles and is preparing to go home with the help of a very handsome stranger. A man and a woman alone together—what happens next is obvious. To uphold your sense of justice (or wickedness), you decide to make your choice...]
[Choice 1: As a good neighbor, you step in to help, loudly scolding the man trying to take advantage, and rescue the drunken girl from his grasp. Afterwards, unable to resist the temptation of such a beautiful woman, you decide to leave your ancestral chromosomes on her face!]
[Reward: Constitution +1, Money +100,000 (Long Country currency)]
[Choice 2: Just as the two are about to enter the room, you jump out shouting, "Stop! Let go of that girl!" and decisively perform the 'Wait! Kaito Kid' dance (automatically learned upon choosing), trying to use your personal charm to intimidate the man into fleeing in shame!]
[Reward: Charm +1]
[Choice 3: Stay in your room and do nothing, watching helplessly as the beauty is led into the other man's room! There are plenty of beauties out there; if you miss this one, there will be others. Self-preservation is most important! But in a fit of frustration, you remember that top-tier beauty and can't help but impulsively search for short videos on your phone, eventually using up ten packs of two-hundred-pull tissues to barely calm your anger!]
[Reward: Money +10]
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What kind of choices are these?
After reading them, Cao Han just felt his scalp go numb.
Is there not a single decent option here?
Whether it's a duel, cringe dancing, or wasting tissues...
Outrageous! Wasting ten packs of two hundred-pull tissues?
Does he think he's the modern-day "Deer God" with a titled rank or something?
But those rewards did make him a little envious.
Especially the first choice—every single reward in it could solve his urgent problems right now.
Because of the previous body's depression and self-neglect, his physique had long since gone out of shape, becoming a bona fide fat otaku.
The kind that can't even climb two flights of stairs without panting!
His family's money was also tight due to buying 2D figurine wives and heavy drinking, to the point where he could barely even afford meals.
At the same time, some noise suddenly came from outside the door.
Opportunity knocks but once; hesitation leads to defeat.
Cao Han gritted his teeth, knowing he couldn't wait any longer.
"Choice one!"
Compared to Choice Two's cringe dance, he still preferred Choice One's duel.
Even though he was a sports washout right now, if he grabbed a weapon (classic item: a baseball bat), and used calling the police as a threat, maybe he could directly scare off that unfamiliar man who was trying to take advantage of an innocent girl.
Besides, he was also looking forward to what he would do after rescuing that pure female celebrity next door.
…..
"Room 808..."
Mu An held the almost limp, tightly shut-eyed girl pretending to be drunk in his arms and glanced up at the door number.
He also noticed that room 808 was right across from 807—the place where the blond protagonist Cao Han lived.
"Do you have a code or key card?"
Looking at the firmly closed door of room 808, Mu An whispered into Shen Pan'er's ear.
That warm breath brushed against the girl's sensitive earlobe, causing her to shiver.
Not from fear, but from excitement.
'Hehe, once we get through this door, won't it be up to me to put him in whatever position I want?'
'Once the raw rice is cooked, I'll be invincible from then on!
'Hah, man, you can't escape from this lady's palm!'
Imagining the beautiful married life ahead, and the little bitches coveting her man bowing down to her as the rightful wife,
Shen Pan'er couldn't help but giggle foolishly again.
[From the girl's intense anticipation emotional fluctuation +25, congratulations, you've earned the reward [Money +5 million]!]
[Because you used a special item, the reward is doubled. Congratulations, you've earned the reward [Money +10 million]!]
Seeing the girl's utterly silly look, Mu An instinctively rolled his eyes and raised his large hand without mercy.
With a slap.
Someone's perky butt was struck by a palm attack.
The girl instinctively clamped her butt tight and immediately came to her senses.
That shameful yet thrilling feeling flooded her brain.
Of course, since she was currently in a 'drunk' state, she naturally forced herself not to open her eyes, and could only mumble hazily.
"In the po...cket..."
As for which pocket, Shen Pan'er didn't specify—or rather, she deliberately didn't say.
This was one of her 'schemes.'
What would a normal person do in this situation?
The simplest way would be to check every pocket one by one.
While Mu An searched her pockets, she could 'act coy' and 'make some drunken moves,' stirring up the ambiguous atmosphere in advance.
Once inside the room, as a hot-blooded impulsive man, how could he resist her all-out seduction?
A lone man and a lone woman, dry wood and blazing fire—just a spark away from igniting.
And just like that, the romance and marriage would fall into place!
By the way, no matter how thoroughly Mu An searched every pocket on her body, he couldn't find a key card.
Because from the start, the girl didn't carry any key card.
She only needed to remember a door code to open the doors of nearly all the properties under her name!
Otherwise, why would they call this 'full of crafty tricks'!
'As expected of me—this young lady is a one-in-ten-thousand romance genius!!!'
[There is no key card, only a secret door code. Saying 'key card' was just to create an ambiguous atmosphere. The girl is very satisfied with her 'scheme,' emotional fluctuation +30, congratulations, you've earned the reward [Option Modification Chance *1]!]
[Because you used a special item, the reward is doubled. Congratulations, you've earned the reward [Option Modification Chance *2]!]