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"You gave me the ultimate cheat, Gaia. Not stats, not skills—" I gestured to the obliterated goblin remains. "—leverage. Turns out, 'strength through seduction' isn't just a perk.
It's a lifestyle. Surrounded by females, banging them to my heart's content, forming a harem, although I could have done that even without even the skill and system.
But due to the rizz system I just got the push I needed and now I'm on my way to live the life any man would die to have." My grin turned wolfish. "Not to forget who would have thought I would become this strong just by fucking beautiful women."
She rolled her holographic eyes. "Ah, yes. The 'lifestyle' of making women swoon."
"Not just women." I circled her, trailing a finger through her light. It rippled like water. "You. I want you as well."
Her form pixelated violently, gold splintering into pink static. "D-Don't be absurd. I'm a protocol, not—"
"—not someone who stayed up recalibrating my mana channels every time I banged a woman?" I paused, watching her light dim. "Face it, Gaia. You've been rooting for me longer than you admit.
It's more than just about saving earth or saving yourself, you wanted me that's why you brought me there and even gave me that system even when I thrashed you around and insulted you like a selfish bastard.
Face it darling you wanted me, if you admit it honestly I won't play hard to get you know." I said teasing Gaia, enjoying the reaction she was giving me.
I mean consciousness of mother earth acting like an embarrassed girl turning a shade of red everytime I tease her, man that's so refreshing.
Silence. Her avatar shrunk, constellations in her hair swirling faster. "…You're so insufferable. Why did I have to choose you to save the earth? That Jinwoo guy would have been better."
I stared at Gaia's flickering hologram, the dungeon's cold air sharp in my lungs. "Yet, you picked me for a reason, right?" My voice wavered, just a little.
"Back when I was the weakest hunter, barely surviving. Esther used to panic every time I entered a dungeon. Now?" I kicked the Goblin King's corpse, its blood soaking my boot. "I can protect her. All of them. No more crying. No more fear."
A dry laugh escaped me. "And yeah—I get to enjoy it. The women, the power… hell, in 15 days, I'll be an S-rank. Respected. Able to protect my mom, Jin-woo's family… everyone." My fists clenched, then relaxed. "That weight on my shoulders? Gone. Finally… free.
Initially I was sceptical how rizzing woman would help me get stronger, protect the earth and thrash those monarchs away, but now seeing the result I finally believe it to be possible."
I stepped into Gaia's light, her hologram buzzing as I got too close. "And you?" My grin turned sly. "Even cosmic entities aren't immune to my charm, huh? Admit it—you're into me, mommyyyy~" I said teasing her, emphasizing on the word mommy, as I knew this would get an reaction out of her and so it did.
[System Alert: Emotional Overload Detected]
Gaia's form glitched wildly—gold fracturing into pink static, her voice skipping. "I-I am a protocol! I don't—you—insolent—!"
I laughed, warm and genuine, as her hologram shattered into stardust.
"Not to forget you will soon join my harem as well, not as a protocol or hologram but as a woman, you'll manifest yourself in human form just for me." I continued enjoying the reaction she gave, turning a shade of pink with every single comment. Every single tease. It's quite refreshing.
"Adore?! Join your harem?!" Her voice spiked, light flaring crimson. "Oh please, I tolerate you. Barely."
"Tolerate?" I plucked a virtual star from her hair. It dissolved into sparks. "You gave me a '91% compatibility' rating with Ji-eun. And a step-by-step seduction guide. You are spoon feeding me everything as if I'm your own child.
Which I must say you better not admit it in front of Esther. She tends to get jealous when someone tries to claim they love me more than her. But face it—you're invested in me aren't you."
Another glitch, her silhouette blurring into softer curves before snapping back. "That's… optimization. Not… affection."
I chuckled, low and warm. "Keep telling yourself that, starlight. But between us?" I turned to leave, tossing over my shoulder: "Your 'malfunctions' are getting real cute darling."
Her voice chased me, half-screech, half-laugh. "Go grind your S-rank, you narcissistic meathead!"
I waved without looking. "Already on it. But hey—thanks. For the push."
A beat could be heard. Then, everything went quiet for a while after which Gaia said, "…You're welcome."
I stopped on my steps, flicked the dagger, embedding it in the Goblin King's throne with a thunk. "Now, about that S-rank forecast—how exactly does 1.8 women a day translate?"
I smirked, stepping into Gaia's hologram, her light scattering like startled fireflies around me. "Round up, and that's two. Three, if I'm feeling generous. Four, if you finally manifest a body and join the party."
[System Alert: Host Proximity Breach
Stress Levels: Critical
Recommended Action: Immediate Reboot—]
Gaia's avatar glitched violently, her silhouette warping into a softer, more humanoid shape—curves pronounced, lips parted—before snapping back to her default form.
"T-This is why the System uses monotone," she stammered, golden light flaring crimson. "To avoid… distractions."
"Distractions?" I plucked another virtual star from her hair, watching it dissolve into sparks. "Or this?"
"You're impossible," she hissed, her voice skipping like a scratched record.
"But you're smiling." I smirked
"I don't. Have. A. Mouth." she retorted with a red face.
"Could've fooled me." I gestured to her briefly humanoid form. "Nice upgrade, by the way. Very mortal of you. Till now you only used voice to guide me, and now appearing in humanoid form, I like the upgrade."
Her light dimmed, pixelated breaths heaving. "…15 days to S-rank. Assuming you don't get yourself killed flirting with stupid illusions."
I saluted, biting back a grin. "Yes, ma'am. But let's be real—calling yourself stupid, are you trying to get yourself underplayed so that I let you in, in my harem as it seems to me like you're already drafting that human-form blueprint, aren't you?"
[System Alert: Unauthorized Query Detected
Stress Levels: Maximum
Recommended Action: Terminate Conversation—]
Gaia's hologram vanished with a staticky huff, but not before her final message trembled with uncharacteristic warmth:
"Prioritize Ji-eun. Her dormant mana is… efficient. And stop wasting time."
TARGET PROFILE: JI-EUN]
Name: Park Ji-eun
Date of Birth: March 12
Blood Type: AB (Rh+)
Measurements: 34B-25-35
Height: 162 cm
Weight: 49 kg
Psychological Profile:-
Likes:
Orderly environments (desk alignment tolerance: ±2mm).
Lemon ginger tea (consumes 1.2L daily to suppress anxiety).
Vintage romance novels (hidden under her desk; dog-eared page 143 of Pride & Prejudice).
Secretly enjoys being called "noona" (neural response: +37% dopamine).
Dislikes:
Recklessness (triggers cortisol spikes).
Messy paperwork (symmetry obsession: 89th percentile).
Being perceived as "needy" (actively suppresses attachment behaviors).
Physiological Data:-
Erogenous Sensitivity (Ranked):
Nape of neck (goosebump probability: 92%).
Inner wrist (pulse acceleration: +44% upon contact).
Earlobes (vocal pitch modulation observed when whispered to).
Nipples (Highest form of pleasure is achieved when handled roughly)
Turn-Ons:
Subtle dominance (e.g., guiding her hand during tasks).
Competence displays (e.g., flawlessly completing her paperwork).
Low, deliberate voices (neural resonance matches ASMR thresholds).
Turn-Offs:
Public embarrassment (triggers fight-or-flight response).
Sluggishness (associated with incompetence).
Overly sweet scents (olfactory aversion linked to childhood migraines).
Strategic Notes:-
Dormant Mana Signature: B-rank (suppressed due to self-imposed "ordinary life" delusion).
Stress Fractures: Obsessive-compulsive tidying (3.4 hours/day), nighttime teeth-grinding (72% sleep cycles).
Ideal Seduction Vector: Frame romantic advances as "mutually beneficial efficiency optimization."
Quote from System Logs
"Target's self-restraint is 9.2/10. Recommend exploiting her 'caretaker fatigue' by feigning vulnerability. Note: She has replayed your permit approval timestamp 14 times in security footage. Probability of pre-existing attachment: 81%."
Ji-eun stood rigid outside the dungeon gates, her clipboard pressed to her chest like a shield. Her eyes widened as I approached, spotless and unharmed. She adjusted her glasses three times in quick succession—a nervous tic.
I held up the pristine permit and said, "Less than four minutes. No alerts. Not even a scratch."
Her gaze darted from the permit to my face, cortisol levels spiking. Guilt? Relief? The System flashed her biometrics:
[Stress Levels: 88% → 67%
Pulse: 112 bpm → 94 bpm
Dopamine Detected: +41%]
I stepped into her space, close enough to spot the dog-eared corner of Pride and Prejudice peeking from her bag. "You kept replaying my dungeon footage, didn't you?"
Her ears burned crimson. "T-That's—security protocol!"
"Sure, noona." I smirked, watching her pupils dilate at the honorific. "But next time, watch it with me. I'll explain the highlights."
[Target Response:
Nape Sensitivity Activated (Goosebump Probability: 92%)]
I reached past her, deliberately brushing my inner wrist against hers as I grabbed her desk's misaligned pen holder. Her breath hitched.
I rearranged pens into perfect symmetry as I said, "Can't have your OCD acting up. Wouldn't want you grinding your teeth tonight."
Her lips parted—surprised I'd noticed her stress habits.
Ji-eun tried to defend herself, "I-I'm not—!"
"Lemon ginger tea at 3 PM, right?" I nodded to her thermos, still steaming. "Double batch today. Stress-brewing?"
She clutched her locket, the System logging her pulse spike.
[Recommended Action: Exploit Caretaker Fatigue]
I leaned in, holding her hand, gently pulling her towards me, making her sit on her chair, as my voice dropped to ASMR-level resonance. "You worry too much. But… I like it. And don't think how I know all this, you aren't the only one looking after someone."
Her fingers twitched toward my sleeve—stopped herself.
Ji-eun murmured, "Gosh. You're…so infuriating."
I held up the permit, pristine and unscathed. "You nearly chewed your nails to stubs worrying, didn't you?"
Ji-eun's fingers flew to her hands, hiding the bitten edges. "I—I don't do that!"
[System Note: Lie Detected]
I chuckled, tucking the permit into her shaky fingers. My thumb skimmed her inner wrist—slow, deliberate. Her breath hitched, pulse fluttering like a trapped bird.
"Liar," I murmured, reaching up to brush the stray hair clinging to her left eye. My fingers grazed her earlobe, lingering.
[Target Response:
Earlobe Contact → Vocal Pitch +32%
Nape Exposure → Goosebumps Confirmed]
She stiffened, cheeks blazing, as I tucked the strand neatly behind her ear. "There. Now you can see how reckless I'm not."
Her glasses slid down her nose again. She shoved them up, voice squeaking: "Y-You're still insufferable!"
But she didn't step back.
And her fingers stayed curled around the permit—and my hand.
Ji-eun stiffened as my fingers grazed her earlobe, her cheeks blazing. Across the room, a clerk leaned over his desk, smirking.
Clerk 1 (snickering): "Hey Ji-eun! Stop flirting during work hours and approve my permits too!"
Clerk 2 (mocking gasp): "Careful—she'll make you beg like her favorite rookie~"
Ji-eun jerked back, nearly dropping the permit. Her glasses slid crooked as she spun toward them, voice shrill. "T-This is—professional—!"
[System Alert:
Pulse Acceleration: +44% → 68%
Vocal Pitch: +3.2 → +4.1 octaves]
(Scene Expansion: Office Rivalry & Jealousy Triggers)
I stepped between Ji-eun and the snickering clerks, blocking their view. "Jealous?" I called over my shoulder. "Get your own noona."
Female Hunter 1, leaning against a desk, smirks sharply, "Who needs noona? But hey, Samuel—" She winked. "If you're offering, I'll be your unnie anytime~"
Female Hunter 2 tossing her hair added, "Same. I'll even bring home cooked dessert just for you." Her gaze dropped to my collar. "And fix that shirt."
The clerks' laughter died. One muttered, "Bullshit," but a glare from Hunter 1 shut him up.
Ji-eun's nails dug into her clipboard, knuckles whitening. Her glasses fogged slightly—was that… tears?
[System Alert:
Ji-eun's Cortisol: +50%
Attachment Probability: 97% → 99%]
I turned back to Ji-eun, ignoring the others. "Relax. They're not my type."
Ji-eun's voice, brittle and almost breaking, took a deep breath as she said, "I-I don't care who your type is!"
But when Hunter 1 sauntered closer, Ji-eun lurched forward, "accidentally" bumping her hip against mine.
Ji-eun looked towards Hunter 1, her tone authoritative as she said, "Hate to break it to you darling, but his schedule's full. Indefinitely. You can get in line, maybe you get a chance in the next life."
The office froze, no one knew Ji-eun could say something like that. Hunter 1 raised her hands, grinning. "Oof. Someone's possessive."
Ji-eun's ears burned nuclear red. She spun toward her desk, but not before I caught her whisper:
Ji-eun's face beet red said, "F-Fix your collar properly this time." as she herself fixed my collar before I could even do it.
[System Log:
Erogenous Response (Nipples): Sensitivity +80% nipples fully erect.
Recommended Action: Schedule "Collar Adjustment" in Private]
Before I could speak anything, Ji-eun hissed, her voice low and wobbly as she said, "D-Dessert's on you. No, the whole date is on you."
She jabbed a shaky finger at my shirt, as she turned her head and walked towards the reception, her face fully red as she didn't want to face me any longer, fearing she might end up embarrassing herself in front of me.
I grinned, smoothing my collar with exaggerated slowness. "Yes, noona. I'll call you when I fix the date schedule." I just received a nod as I exited out of the hunter association happy with how eventful the morning had been.
Totally unaware that while there were 10 pairs of eyes enjoying the banter between me and Ji-eun, there was one pair that had a mysterious yet sinister glint in the eyes.
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