Season: Autumn
Weather: Sunny with intermittent sun showers. And rainbows. I saw one half rainbow in the morning. Was bathed in the yellow light of a rainbow midmorning. Saw a double rainbow at lunch. Another two double rainbows in the afternoon. It's been quite the rainbow day.
Day of the week: Monday
Date: 5th March, 2024
After getting tired of the boring online study, I decided to go grocery shopping. I didn't see the note Stony Boss left in my journal until I opened my journal to write in it just now.
I went shopping on my own and because I don't know this area very well, having barely left the house for a while... well... I got lost. I got very lost and have no idea where I ended up, but I ended up walking so far and for so long without seeing the local grocery shop or a shopping centre that I got terribly tired.
So tired, in fact, that I ended up sitting down on a random bench on the side of the street... and must have passed out. It's really embarrassing to admit. Embarrassing to say.
Thankfully, (should I say thankfully? I don't know if I should say I'm thankful or not, but with a certain dark shadow lord peering over my shoulder at what I'm writing, I should probably say that I am) - so... Thankfully the dark shadow lord had put a shadow guard on me who had followed me through my confused wanderings, watching me getting more and more lost in my lostness until I was well and truly and thoroughly lost. After seeing me pass out (oh, so shameful. So embarrassing), they called the dark shadow lord for instructions. Ensuing instructions led them to call one of their colleagues with a car - alright, no, the dark shadow lord sent them a car with a bed in it, whereupon I was tucked into the bed. Oh, it was an ambulance? Fine. I was put to bed in a hijacked ambulance and then I was taken to the dark shadow lord's favourite private medical clinic where I was given a check up. The doctor contacted my usual doctor in the hospital and I was taken to that hospital for a check up whereupon seeing that I was fine, just very tired, was released back to the private medical clinic, and the private medical clinic handed me back to the dark shadow lord's people. Which is why I found myself naked with the naked dark shadow lord, ensconced in his sleeping embrace when I woke up.
I nearly had a heart attack upon waking up. Oh. What? You had a heart attack? As if. I'm the one being taken advantage of here. Look, your hands are even on my chest, playing with body parts you have no right to touch, even if you say you have no desire for me. It's fine to have no desire for me, but can you please keep your hands to yourself, you perverted, naked, not-sleeping dark shadow lord?
Stony Boss and the shameless boss must be freaking out upon going home to find me missing and not even picking up my phone. The dark shadow lord had confiscated my phone and played games on it until it ran out of battery. On purpose. When my bosses find out who has me, they're definitely going to be coming over with fists and feet flying.
I'm also, likely, very possibly, almost certainly, going to have to sit through a good scolding. As if finding myself naked in the dark shadow lord's bed isn't enough of a punishment.
Oi!
Oi, yourself, dark shadow lord. Do not steal my pen. It's already bad enough that you have kidnapped me to use me as a security blanket so that you can have a few hours of quality sleep. I am very unhappy and displeased with you.
I'm not unhappy and displeased with your sweaty body and how you smell. How dare you despise me? At least I had a shower before going to bed.
Excuse me, but I passed out from exhaustion after getting lost. I woke up, nearly had a heart attack and you have refused to let go of me. I can't even go to the toilet and I'm busting.
For time reference, I was wandering around lost in the city with my umbrella for at least half the day. I haven't even eaten lunch. Or dinner. I'm hungry. Man, I'm hungry. And busting to go to the toilet. No. Do not tickle me. Stop it! Do you want me to pee on you?
Yes. I want a shower. A shower would be nice. So would my clothes. You sent my clothes to be washed on purpose so that I would have to sleep naked in your bed with you, also naked. Right? Right. See, I can tell what you're thinking.
No. You are not showering with me. No, we are not scrubbing each other's backs. I have no desire or wish to shower with another person. No. I don't need help. I can wash myself perfectly... I have no interest in shower play or feeling jets of water stimulating any part of me. Thank you for the offer, but I respectfully decline.