Connor
"I'm not a witch," I chuckled as I placed the grocery bags on the kitchen island. "It was just a dumb article I had read that gave the advice. It didn't work because clearly you're still standing here."
"So the goal was to ensure that I'm down," Edward pressed his pale hand to his chest in complete exasperation, "And what if you had succeeded?"
"Then I would have been captain," I beamed,"Stop fussing, look what I got us. "I let out a mini cheer as I pulled out a frozen red velvet cake. "Surprise!"
Edward and I had developed a passion for buying store bought cakes and rating them. In all our adventures we had become obsessed with a fancy red velvet cake. You'd simply put it down and let it thaw. It was as easy as you could get. The cream cheese frosting was to die for especially if I licked it off Edwards' nipples.
