Erebus had trapped Zeus in a dimensional maze where every path led back to a mirror showing him what a disappointment he was.
Eris had convinced half the remaining gods that they were actually on a game show and needed to compete for prizes.
Phantasos had trapped several minor deities in a shared nightmare where they were all middle-school teachers dealing with cosmic entities as students.
Philotes was group-hugging some nature spirits so hard they were experiencing every emotion that had ever existed simultaneously.
And Nemesis was still running her "consequences therapy session" with Hera and about twelve other gods who were being forced to face everyone they'd wronged.
It was absolute chaos.
It was completely one-sided.
And Nyx's children were having the time of their immortal lives.