A wedding gift?
Yes. An actual, honest-to-goodness wedding gift.
Because long, long ago—so long that even the elders of the elders refused to commit to a year—an Orc Prince and an Elven Princess were arranged to marry in a historic political alliance meant to strengthen ties between their two peoples.
And surprisingly… it went well.
So well, in fact, that the Orcish Prince insisted on giving his bride a proper gift.
But of course, this was orcish tradition they were talking about. There was no way their king would send anything small or humble. That would be a disgrace. So what did he do?
He picked a galaxy.
Not a star. Not a planet. A shiny, swirling, sparkly galaxy.
Because, naturally, only the shiniest one would do.
The gesture was received beautifully. The couple drew closer. The bond grew stronger. And the Orcish Prince, in full husband mode, began lavishing his new bride with the finest things the orcs could offer.
