"Brother, you big-headed ghost?!"
"At the very least... I should be an older brother, you're more like a younger sister."
Hearing Su Qingge's outrageous statement.
Lin Xuan couldn't hold back and flicked the girl's smooth forehead.
'Aiya~ (〃>皿<) How annoying!'
'A gentleman speaks but doesn't act! Hitting a woman?!'
'Aren't you bullying me because I can't move? Otherwise, I'd jump up and give you two hits! (??へ??╬)'
'And I don't want to be a little sister! I want to be the older sister! The older sister is the queen, shining with confidence~~~'
…..
Feeling the slight pain on her forehead, Su Qingge wasn't happy.
Suddenly, she realized that she still had the ability to fight back.
So, she immediately switched to the love-hate mode....
"Ssss~~~"
Lin Xuan was feeling smug when suddenly a sharp pain came from his palm. He looked closely, and the girl's small hand was pinching his palm.
"Ow ow ow~~ Qingge, I didn't say anything wrong, you are just a little sister!"
"We were born in the same year but different months, I'm in September. Aren't you younger than me?"
September?
Hearing Lin Xuan reveal his birthdate, Su Qingge immediately perked up.
She controlled her fingers and made a few gestures in Lin Xuan's palm.
'I'm in July.'
Having confirmed her status as the older sister, Su Qingge felt very pleased with herself.
╭(╯^╰)╮ Hmph!
How about that?!
Now you know who the older sister is, right?!
Hurry up and call me Sister Su.
Just as Su Qingge was feeling smug, Lin Xuan's annoying voice came again.
After understanding the meaning behind the other person's words, she almost jumped up in anger.
"That's right! Qingge! I'm in September, you're in July, I'm older than you!"
"Look! 9 > 7, this is an arithmetic problem any elementary school student can solve. The conclusion that I'm older than you is completely reasonable!"
Su Qingge: "......"
Do you have any manners?
An arithmetic problem that even elementary school students can solve?!!
If any elementary school students heard that, they'd probably think you're insulting their intelligence....
Outside, Lin Xuan smirked.
He didn't expect that Su Qingge was actually two months older than him.
But calling her "older sister" is impossible, it will never happen in this lifetime!
Anyway, you can't get up, it's still up to me. If you have the ability, come and hit me....
Facing Lin Xuan's distortion of the truth, Su Qingge was speechless.
But she couldn't be bothered to argue with a certain childish person, fearing it would lower her intelligence.
She decided to wait until she fully woke up and then use the authority of being the older sister to properly teach him how to be a good younger brother....
Finally, she left the number [6] in Lin Xuan's palm.
The next second, Lin Xuan's exaggerated voice came.
"What? Qingge, you were born in June? That makes you even younger. 9 - 6 = 3, you're three months younger than me!"
Su Qingge: "This guy....(??へ??╬)."
But Lin Xuan was also afraid of being "abused" by the girl again.
So, he teased a few more times and immediately changed the subject.
"Cough, cough...."
"By the way, Qingge. Forget about this for now, didn't you say you wanted to hear a story last time? Let me tell you one!"
Recalling the story Lin Xuan had teased about last time.
Su Qingge's attention was immediately drawn back, and she became full of interest.
'Hurry up! You annoying cliffhanger bastard.'
"......"
Under the girl's urging, Lin Xuan didn't delay any longer, organized his words, and began to narrate with great expression....
"A long, long time ago...."
"There was a place called Hidden Leaf Village, where a ninja named Naruto Uzumaki lived. He was the hero of the village and also a strong rival to the Hokage."
"One day, Naruto's most beloved person—his wife Sasuke—was kidnapped by an organization called 'Akatsuki' under the command of Luffy."
"To save Sasuke, Naruto decided to challenge Hokage Luffy and start an unprecedented war."
"Through brutal and inhumane training, he eventually unlocked the fifth chakra, becoming the strongest Sun God Pirate."
"Thus, an unprecedented war began. Naruto, using the power of the fifth chakra, gradually pushed Hokage Luffy into a desperate situation."
"However, Luffy was, after all, the Hokage, with unimaginable strength. At a critical moment, he used a move called 'Earth Explosion Stars', almost causing the world to feel pain!"
"Fortunately, at the critical moment, Naruto activated the sixth chakra, the Death God mode. With a powerful Rasengan, he defeated Hokage Luffy and successfully rescued Sasuke."
"And to repay Naruto for saving his life, Sasuke offered himself to Naruto and gave birth to two sons and one daughter. They were named Tang Chuan, Xiao Wu, and Xiao Yan...."
"......"
Lin Xuan was excited, gesturing wildly as he told the story, completely immersed in it.
In the dark cage of consciousness....
'This story seems a bit chaotic? But it's still very touching!'
'Especially when Naruto Uzumaki fought in the war alone for his wife Sasuke, challenging the world's strongest Hokage Luffy....'
'The undying love between them! It's truly rare in the world!'
'He actually made up such a story? Could Lin Xuan really be a genius?!'
'The only thing a bit off....'
'The three children they had—why do they all seem to be protagonists from the previous story?!'
'Xiao Wu and Xiao Yan, lovers turned siblings???'
'It would have been fine if I hadn't heard the previous story, otherwise, I wouldn't be able to listen to this!'
'What kind of German orthopedic plot is this!!!'
…..
After hearing Lin Xuan's fairy tale.
Su Qingge was very satisfied and felt deeply moved.
Except for the part with the children at the end, which left her speechless, the rest of the plot was still pretty good~~
At least after she turned off her brain, it was still enjoyable as a casual story. She was left wanting more...
'Not enough, I want more.'
Lin Xuan smiled as he looked at the characters Su Qingge had drawn in his palm.
"Qingge, maybe next time! Now it's time for our favorite massage segment, kekekeke...."
"By the way, let me give you a preview of a new story!"
"From Bear Mountain, Fei Yangyang, after mastering the art of licking, self-proclaimed the 'Licking God,' successfully cheated on Red Wolf. After the wolf and the sheep united, they gave birth to Bald Head Qiang."
"And in Sheep Village, Gray Wolf, who sold strength-enhancing products, learned of this and, in a fit of rage, transformed into Green Hat Hero, carrying the Haotian Hammer to Cloud Mountain Sect, where he single-handedly killed a god."
"......"
After giving the brief preview, Lin Xuan stopped talking.
You want it, but I can't give it.
Because a little taste of sweetness makes it more precious.
Lin Xuan understood the importance of keeping a woman's curiosity alive, so he chose to stop there....
And as expected!
At this moment, Su Qingge was so restless that she couldn't wait to jump up and give Lin Xuan two "flicks."
'Ahhhh! I want to hear it! Damn cliffhanger bastard!'
'You'd better not have previewed it at all, the more you do this, the more you make people's curiosity itch! You just want to stir up curiosity, huh?!'
'This is no different from those trashy guys who start things and abandon them! Do things with consistency!'
'(〃>皿<) Too short, too short! You are really too short!!!'
…..
No matter how restless Su Qingge was?!
Lin Xuan continued to do his own thing, rubbing his hands and skillfully and playfully laughing as he got into bed.
( ̄ ii  ̄;) Slurp~~~
The heart-thumping cuddling session finally began~~~
Kekekeke~~~
Just as Lin Xuan, like in the past, pulled the girl tightly into his arms and prepared to start his indulgent mode....
Suddenly, the door was burst open.
A little girl barged in, followed by a plain-looking young man.
"Wife, older sister, Oni-chan~~~"
"I came to see you! ( ? ?ω?? )? Did you miss me?!"
Lin Xuan: "......"
I miss you, you big-headed ghost!!!
You couldn't come earlier or later, you just had to come at the crucial moment, huh....
Are you my destined nemesis???
Even though he was crazily complaining in his mind, he realized that his brother-in-law was also coming right behind....
Lin Xuan immediately entered "sage mode," with an expression of complete emptiness, and subconsciously moved half a meter away from Su Qingge.
At this moment.
Form is emptiness, and emptiness is form.
Women? Just pink skeletons!
I am a gentleman, a noble monk who has attained enlightenment.
After managing his facial expression, Lin Xuan finally shifted his gaze to Chen Kexin.
I didn't know until I looked—what a shock! (ΩДΩ)
White suspenders, holding a basketball in her hands.
Her black, shiny hair was styled with hairspray and parted in the middle.
This outfit, this style, it was just like a female version of a loli-like ikun.
"So, how do I look, Oni-chan! Today, I'm cosplaying the hottest War God outfit!"
"Hehe... didn't expect you to also be a little black... oh well, you can't pull off this look! End of story!"
"(ˉ▽ ̄~) Hmph~~ I specifically went to learn this, how could I not master it? Watch me... dribble between my legs!!!"
"......"
After saying that.
Chen Kexin held the basketball and threw it between her legs.
I must admit, she actually learned it quite well....
But Lin Xuan's mind had already completely left Chen Kexin, who was acting out, and shifted to the young man at the door.
The young man was the same as yesterday, standing at the door with his hands in his pockets, looking cool.
He was being sternly blocked at the door by the little girl and couldn't get in.
"Brother Su Fan."
"Mm."
Seeing Lin Xuan greet him, Su Fan nodded faintly.
He looked at his little sister leaning against Lin Xuan, and instinctively felt a bit displeased. (# ̄~ ̄#)
However, he also knew that Lin Xuan was a gentleman and that his actions were out of necessity.
After all, Lin Xuan was just trying to help his little sister recover as quickly as possible.
Especially after noticing his little sister's condition had improved even more than yesterday, Su Fan still felt very grateful for Lin Xuan's efforts.
He tried to force himself to smile at Lin Xuan, though he wasn't used to it.
But because he wasn't used to smiling.
When Lin Xuan saw the smile that looked worse than crying, his heart immediately set off alarm bells.
(òωó?) There's killing intent!!!
That terrifying smile, my brother-in-law isn't planning on how to take out my kidneys, is he~~~
So!
During the massage, Lin Xuan played the part of the perfect gentleman to the extreme, trying his best to avoid any misunderstandings like "Brother, you're currently at fault."
'What's going on? Why is Lin Xuan keeping such a distance from me? Am I electrified?'
'Could it be because of the outsider?'
'What's with Kexin bringing a bodyguard every day! If she has to bring him, why not make him wait downstairs?!'
'Seriously, this is affecting Lin Xuan's performance.'
'Cough, cough... of course, I don't want Lin Xuan to do anything excessive.'
'It's just that we're so far apart, this could potentially affect the treatment results.'
'Damn Su Fan, he's the stumbling block on my road to recovery!'
'No, I need to come up with a way to get rid of this outsider...'
…..
As the person involved, Su Qingge was very sensitive.
She immediately noticed Lin Xuan's unusual behavior and how stiff his movements had become.
And the only reason she could think of...
Was the sudden presence of two more people in the room.
She first ruled out Chen Kexin, because in the past, Lin Xuan had acted as though she didn't exist, and his massage technique had always been smooth and relaxed.
That left only Su Fan, the outsider.
Thinking of this.
The girl, who already had little fondness for Su Fan, now found herself utterly disgusted with him....
…..
At this moment.
Lin Group, employee dormitory.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
The sounds of smashing and angry cursing echoed through the corridor.
"Damn it, these bastards actually dared to lay hands on me!!!"
"I will get my revenge! A bunch of bottom-dwelling poor fools who don't know their place! I am the rightful ruler of the Lin family!"
"And that bastard who fabricates lies, putting me in an unjust situation! I'm his biological father! How could he do such a thing, he has no conscience!!!"
"......."
In the living room.
Lin Jianjun was holding a baseball bat, smashing the television, washing machine, and other furniture.
His face was bruised and swollen, clearly having been beaten.
His suit was torn, hanging off his body like a rag.
Not far from Lin Jianjun, Lin Hao and his mother stood by the sofa, their bodies also showing signs of injury.
They had used all their strength to escape from the hospital, taking cover behind the security guards and sneaking away.
"These bastards! The products of Lin Group are top-tier! How could they have any problems?"
"This bunch of ignorant dogs dares to talk nonsense! Don't they know that slander is punishable by imprisonment?!!"
"......."
Lin Jianjun grew tired of smashing, holding the baseball bat as he paced back and forth in the hall, muttering and cursing under his breath.
But if anyone observed carefully, they would surely notice the fear and anxiety in his pupils.
After all, no matter how tough he acted!
So many patients at the hospital all said that the problem only occurred after using the "beautifying ointment."
With so many coincidences, Lin Jianjun, even though he firmly believed that his company's product was fine,
At this moment, even he couldn't help but feel a slight doubt and fear....