"Chi Shi, Chi Shi!!"
Li Hua grumbled in the class group chat, "My uncle just took me to see his Benz and talked about it for ages."
"He even asked if I liked it, and when I nodded and said I did,"
"He said, 'Make sure you remember this. When you see the emblem on a car like this, never crash into it.'"
The group chat erupted with laughter.
It's just that, for some, the new year is joyful. Like Huang Caicai, who posted a big table full of food and a little puppy.
For others, it's like being in prison, like for Zeng You.
"Damn, I got scolded for playing on my phone. Dumb relatives said wearing a hat during the day makes me look like a hooligan."
Wu Jungu: "(Dazed) So, why are you wearing a hat during the day?"
Jiang Nian: "Didn't wash my hair."
Lin Dong: "Didn't wash my hair."
Repeat x7.
Zeng You: "Yeah, why the hell do they care about that?"
Dong Que chimed in with an emoji.
