"Humph, not so cocky now, are you? How can you not see that woman is way out of your league? Don't work your eyebrows off for nothing!"
Little Green Bird drooped its head on Ye Tian's shoulder, probably sleepy, nodding off every now and then like a chick pecking at grains.
"Ah, bird, aren't you just wonderful? When you're feeling down, just fly around in the sky; missing a woman, just dive into her arms and stay there; such a sweet life, even an immortal wouldn't give it up, right? But alas, as for me, other than those two inexplicable beads in my stomach, all my cultivation is gone. Even those couple of life-saving Panchen Finger techniques I can't perform. Tell me, tell me, has God gone blind? Huh, this world, it's all messed up by the sky above us..."
"Boom!"
Suddenly, a thunderclap exploded across the starry sky, and Ye Tian rolled right off the rooftop, faintly accompanied by his cries of pain.
"Ah!"
