Yo, this is my first actual fanfiction I made with my friend, so I hope you guys like the story! As for the following worlds... oops, a bit of spoilers, but that's the end of that topic. I don't own any of the anime characters or any anime that I'll be using in this story. I only own my OC, Dan and Pedro, and more. I hope you guys enjoy the start of this new story!
Chapter 1: Truck-kun, GoJo knock Off, and Floor
The world is a bizarre place. Things happen for no reason, and yet, everything feels like it has a reason—like these two idiots, Dan and Pedro.
Two high school friends, bonded through years of questionable life choices, were walking across a rusty pedestrian bridge. The sounds of honking cars and motorcycles below mixed with their loud banter. Their uniforms were slightly disheveled, shirts untucked, and ties loose like they just came out of a Persona game.
"Bro, I'm telling you, the wiki says she's legal! Even the devs confirmed it," said a teenager with a stocky build, his messy black hair barely covering his forehead as he grinned like an idiot.
"Bro... she looks like a child. I don't give a shit if she's a thousand-year-old loli. The FBI doesn't care about your lore, Pedro. You're still getting clapped by Chris Hansen." Dan, a slimmer guy with glasses and an exhausted look, shook his head in disappointment.
"Come on, Dan! Don't be like that! Let me cook, bro!" Pedro defended, dramatically throwing his hands in the air.
"Fine. But if this goes south, you're getting cooked, boy." Dan gave him the look—the one that said 'I'm disowning you in front of Jesus if this goes wrong.'
As the two friends argued about questionable anime logic, Pedro leaned against the rusty railing, completely ignoring the loud creaking sound.
"Anyway, I'm telling you, if I had a waifu like her, I'd—"
CREEEAAAK… SNAP!
"WHOA, WHOA, WHOAAAAA!"
Pedro's eyes widened as the railing gave way, and he felt gravity betray him.
"OH SHIT—PEDRO!" Dan's reflexes kicked in as he grabbed Pedro's arm, trying to pull him back up. But pulling Pedro up was like trying to deadlift a boulder while wearing Crocs.
"Damn, bro! Why the hell are you so heavy? Did you eat a whole-ass feast before school?!"
"Bruh, maybe if you hit the gym once in a while, you wouldn't be struggling!" Pedro yelled back, but panic was clear in his voice.
But fate had other plans.
CRACK!
The part of the bridge Dan was standing on decided it had enough of their bullshit and gave out.
"Oh, you've got to be kidding me—"
HONK!
"MOTHERFUCKER!" Dan's scream echoed as both of them fell, followed by the blaring horn of an incoming truck.
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Dan's POV
I woke up to… darkness.
"Great, I'm either dead, dreaming, or in a loading screen. Please don't let it be EA…"
As my vision adjusted, I realized it wasn't just dark—I was standing on a glowing white surface surrounded by endless black space, like some Kingdom Hearts endgame cutscene. I glanced down and noticed I was still in my uniform.
"Okay, not naked. So at least this isn't some hentai isekai… yet."
Looking around, I saw Pedro sprawled on the floor like a ragdoll, limbs flopping in every possible direction. Dude looked like he got hit with Ragdoll Physics V2.0.
"Oi, Pedro, wake up!" I called out, but the dude was out cold. So I did what any good friend would do—I walked over and slapped the shit out of him.
"WAKE UP, SLEEPING BEAUTY!"
SLAP!
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Pedro's POV
Death. I was sure I died. I mean, I literally saw a truck coming at me with the speed of Initial D's Takumi.
Then… nothing.
"Okay… maybe I'm not dead?"
I opened my eyes and saw darkness—endless, unforgiving darkness.
"No light, no tunnel, no anime waifu waiting for me. Damn, even death is a scam…"
Suddenly, I noticed Dan standing nearby, looking around like he was about to make a Minecraft tutorial. And this asshole was just watching me panic like I was auditioning for Attack on Titan.
"YOU MOTHERF—" I rushed over and grabbed him by the shoulders.
"Isekai?" I asked, breathlessly.
Dan nodded, looking way too calm about this.
"Oh hell yeah!" Everything clicked instantly. Truck-kun. Black space. Weird glowing floor. Yep, we were about to get isekai'd.
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Flash of Light!
Before we could process anything else, a figure appeared before us.
A tall man with white hair, piercing blue eyes, and an elegant white suit stood before us, radiating that "I'm too cool for this shit" energy.
Dan, without missing a beat, pointed at him.
"Yo, Gojo knock-off."
The man froze. His eye twitched.
"Dan…" Pedro whispered, his face pale. "Did you just sign our death certificates?"
"Relax, Pedro. He looks too chill to care. Right, Mr. White?" ask Dan
The man's lips twitched, and then he chuckled.
"Hahaha… you two are quite an interesting pair."
"See? Told you." retorted by Dan to ped
"I am what you would call… an Isekai god," the man continued, his tone dripping with divine authority. "I oversee the souls chosen by fate."
"Wait… you mean Death?" Pedro asked.
"Not quite." said white
"Oooh, you mean Truck-kun?" Dan grinned.
"Exactly." answered white
"Damn, I knew it." Dan fist-pumped.
"Well," the Isekai god continued, "there was only supposed to be one of you, but… fate decided to be extra today. So, I am here to personally arrange your isekai."
"Wait, wait, wait—" Pedro's eyes lit up. "You're saying… we get to choose the world?"
"Correct."
The two of us exchanged a glance.
"DXD."
We both said it at the same time without hesitation.
The Isekai god raised an eyebrow, but his grin widened. "Interesting choice. Very well."
He waved his hand, and two parchment scrolls and pens appeared in front of us.
"These," he said, "are for your abilities. Write down three powers, and they shall be yours in your new world."
"Bet." Dan grabbed the pen like he was signing a Yu-Gi-Oh contract.
Pedro was just as fast, scribbling like his life depended on it.
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A few minutes later…
"Done!" Dan handed over the paper.
Pedro followed, grinning like a madman.
The Isekai god examined the parchments, his expression unreadable. "Hmm… well, these abilities will certainly… cause chaos."
"Good chaos or bad chaos?" Dan asked.
The Isekai god chuckled again. "Oh… a bit of both."
"So how do we get there? Flash of light? Portal? Magic door?"
"Floor." answer white
"...Floor?" asked doedro
"Floor." said white
Before we could ask what the hell he meant, the white surface beneath our feet opened up.
"AAAAAHHHH!"
"WHITE, YOU ASSHOLE!" Dan screamed as we both plummeted into the abyss, flipping off the Isekai god as we fell.
Whites POV
As the two idiots vanished, a disembodied voice echoed.
"Those abilities… they'll disrupt the balance of that world."
The Isekai god smirked, his blue eyes twinkling.
"Exactly."
"Then why allow it?"
"For…" He paused, his grin widening.
"Shits and giggles."
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End of Chapter 1