NINJAGO: BEHIND THE CHAOS – "Life Between Takes"Scene 1 — The Coffee War
The camera pans across the Destiny's Bounty set — lights hanging from cranes, crew members fiddling with prop clouds. In one corner, the ninja are gathered around the craft-services table like wolves over a carcass.
"Who drank all the coffee!?" Kai shouts, holding an empty pot aloft like a murder weapon.
Jay looks up from his cup. "Define all."
"That's my fuel, man!" Kai growls. "You don't just drain the last drop and walk away!"
Zane, standing nearby, calmly adds another sugar cube to his tea. "Technically, Kai, it was the crew's coffee."
Kai glares. "You're a machine! You don't even need caffeine!"
Zane blinks, genuinely confused. "I enjoy the taste. It simulates humanity."
Cole, holding a donut, interjects: "Yeah, well, Jay's simulating being dead if he doesn't share."
Jay clutches his cup tighter. "You'll have to pry it from my cold, lightning-charged fingers."
That's when Jinx strolls in, sunglasses on, scarf trailing, carrying his own silver thermos. He takes one look at them and smirks.
"Pathetic," he mutters. "You all fight over bean water like peasants."
Kai points. "Oh yeah? What's in your fancy thermos, oh Great and Terrible One?"
Jinx unscrews the lid, releasing a faint swirl of dark frost and the smell of… peppermint? "Black ice mocha with crushed soul flakes," he says proudly.
Cole nearly spits his donut. "Crushed what?"
"Relax," Jinx replies. "It's sugar. Probably."
Jay sniffs it suspiciously. "Probably?"
"Depends on the dimension."
Cue Misako walking by, muttering, "This is why we don't let him near catering anymore."
Scene 2 — Garmadon's Chair Problem
The set for Garmadon's lair is dimly lit, with fog machines working overtime. Between takes, Garmadon is seated in a massive obsidian throne while scrolling through his phone.
Wu appears beside him, sipping green tea. "You're supposed to be brooding, not browsing."
Garmadon doesn't look up. "Even villains need Wi-Fi."
"What could possibly interest you on that contraption?" Wu asks, leaning in.
Garmadon slowly turns the screen toward him — it's a Pinterest board titled "Evil Throne Aesthetics."
Wu stares for a long moment. "You've… saved thirty-two pictures of lava chairs."
"Thirty-three," Garmadon corrects. "That last one reclines."
Before Wu can respond, Jinx saunters in from the shadows with a bowl of popcorn. "He's looking for lumbar support. Evil's hard on the spine."
Garmadon's red eyes narrow. "I don't recall inviting you."
"I go where the drama is," Jinx says, tossing popcorn into his mouth. "And this looks like a midlife crisis wrapped in black armor."
Garmadon scowls. "You mock me, but someday, I'll rule this realm."
Jinx leans closer. "And when you do, remember to credit your interior designer."
Wu sighs. "I miss the days when the biggest problem was Kai burning the kitchen."
From somewhere down the hall, a boom echoes.
Wu closes his eyes. "I spoke too soon."
Scene 3 — The Kitchen Disaster
Cut to: the Bounty's galley, now filled with smoke. Kai, apron on, holds a frying pan engulfed in flames. Jay's trying to fan it with a towel.
"I said low heat!" Nya yells, coughing through the haze.
"I am on low heat!" Kai protests. "My fire's just enthusiastic!"
Cole, wearing oven mitts the size of his head, opens the oven. "Why are there—why are there cookies in here shaped like skulls?"
Jinx, sitting cross-legged on the counter, munches on one. "Those are my fault."
"They're… surprisingly good," Cole admits, taking a bite.
"Of course they are. I bake with negative energy and spite."
Jay stares at the tray. "Do these… blink at anyone else, or is that just me?"
The cookies do blink. Once.
Everyone screams.
Zane calmly walks in, holding a fire extinguisher. "I see lunch has become self-aware again."
He sprays the entire room in white foam while Kai flails.
"My masterpiece!" Kai cries.
"Your masterpiece tried to bite me!" Jay shouts.
Misako peeks in, wearing noise-canceling headphones. "I told them we should've hired a real caterer."
Scene 4 — The Green Room Meditation (Sort Of)
The cast lounge is full of beanbags and fake bamboo. Lloyd sits cross-legged, eyes closed, trying to meditate. Jinx sits opposite him, pretending to "coach."
"Clear your mind," Jinx says solemnly. "Release distractions. Become one with the void."
Lloyd exhales slowly. "I'm trying."
"Good. Now imagine your thoughts are snowflakes… each one fading into nothingness."
Lloyd nods. "Okay, yeah, I can see that."
"Now imagine one of those snowflakes is Jay's voice—"
"Hey!" Jay yells from across the room.
"—and it's melting faster than the rest."
Lloyd cracks a smile. "That helps, actually."
Kai throws a stress ball at them. "You two look ridiculous."
Jinx snatches it mid-air without opening his eyes. "Peace requires practice, hothead."
Zane enters, holding a smoothie. "Would anyone like refreshments?"
Jay perks up. "Ooh, what flavor?"
Zane glances down. "Iron filings and kiwi."
Everyone stares.
"I'll… pass," Jay says.
Lloyd sighs, sinking deeper into the beanbag. "This is the least peaceful meditation ever."
Jinx smirks. "Welcome to enlightenment."
Scene 5 — The Prop Room Incident
The prop room is chaos incarnate: swords, fake bones, old scripts, half a dragon tail, and someone's forgotten sandwich.
Cole and Jay are digging through a pile of weapons.
"Hey, remember this?" Jay lifts the Scythe of Quakes. "I miss this thing!"
Cole crosses his arms. "You mean my thing."
"Ownership is an illusion," Jay says sagely.
Cole grabs it back. "So's your survival if you keep touching it."
Meanwhile, Jinx and Garmadon are testing prop weapons nearby. Jinx picks up a fake golden katana.
"Looks legit," he says—and accidentally slices the air, releasing an actual gust of wind that sends props flying.
Garmadon's cloak flips over his head. "Are you made of CGI or chaos?"
"Little of both," Jinx replies. "Mostly trauma."
Misako appears at the doorway, clutching a clipboard. "If anyone breaks another prop, I'm docking snacks from catering!"
Everyone freezes.
Jay slowly sets down a fake shuriken. "Even the gummy worms?"
Misako's eyes narrow. "Especially the gummy worms."
Jinx gasps. "You monster."
Scene 6 — The Late-Night Jam
The Bounty's deck glows with fairy lights. Most of the crew's gone home. Cole's sitting on an overturned crate with his guitar; Jay's got a harmonica, and Zane's tapping rhythm on a toolbox.
Kai lounges nearby, watching the stars. "Not bad, you guys. Didn't think you had it in you."
"Music is mathematics," Zane replies, perfectly in rhythm.
Jay smirks. "And math is boring, so technically, we're fixing that."
Cole strums a low note. "Hey, Jinx, you wanna join?"
Jinx appears from the shadows with a faint grin. "Only if I can do vocals."
Everyone nods. He steps forward, and for once, his voice is soft — almost human.
"♪ Through storms and wars we sail… chasing light beyond the pale… the dawn will rise, and I'll still be here… even if I fall to fear. ♪"
The deck falls silent.
Even Wu, who's standing quietly at the rail with Misako, seems moved.
Kai clears his throat. "Wow. That was… actually beautiful."
Jinx smirks again, breaking the mood. "Don't get used to it. I charge for encores."
Everyone laughs, the night wind carrying their voices out over the sea of studio lights.
Director's Voice (off-screen):"Alright everyone, five-minute break's over—back to saving Ninjago!"
Jay: "Can we save it after snacks?"Wu: "Patience, young one."Jinx: "He said snacks, old one."
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"NINJAGO: BEHIND THE MASK — CAST Q&A SPECIAL"
Set:A circular couch, bright lights, a table full of snacks. Everyone's seated — Jinx lounging at the far end like he owns the place, Kai half-reclining, Jay jittery with energy, Zane perfectly upright, Cole relaxed, Lloyd smiling nervously, Misako sipping tea, Wu calm as ever, and Garmadon looking like he's plotting someone's demise but too tired to do it.
The interviewer (off-camera) begins.
Q1: So, how are you all feeling after filming the Dark Island arc?
Jay: (already talking before the question ends) "Exhausted. Electrocuted. Emotionally unstable. But, like, in a sexy way, you know?"
Kai: "You say that every season."
Cole: "And it's never sexy."
Jay: "You're just jealous of my sparkle."
Zane: "Technically, Jay's body produces a mild luminescence when charged. It is biologically accurate to call it a sparkle."
Jay: "Thank you, Zane—wait, was that a compliment or a roast?"
Zane: "Yes."
(Everyone laughs. Even Wu hides a smile.)
Misako: "I feel proud. Everyone worked hard. The emotional scenes were difficult—especially seeing Lloyd fight his own father again."
Garmadon: (grunts) "You stabbed me in the back—literally."
Lloyd: "It was a prop sword!"
Jinx: (grinning) "Still hit vital pride points, though."
Garmadon: "You're next, fox."
Jinx: "Get in line, four-arms."
Wu: (sighing) "And this is why I meditate."
Q2: Fans are asking—who's the biggest troublemaker off-camera?
Everyone: "Jinx."
Jinx: (mock gasp) "What? Moi? I am the embodiment of professionalism!"
Jay: "You started a snowstorm in the makeup trailer because you were bored."
Jinx: "I was testing a hypothesis."
Kai: "You froze the catering truck."
Jinx: "It was warm sushi! You're welcome."
Cole: "He also rigged my mic to play 'Let It Go' every time I spoke."
Jinx: "That was art."
Wu: (dryly) "He also replaced my tea with soda."
Jinx: (snickering) "Oh yeah, that was a good day. You burped during your wisdom speech."
Wu: (closes eyes) "I will find peace when he is banished."
Q3: What's something fans don't know about your bond behind the scenes?
(The atmosphere softens a little.)
Cole: "We really do feel like a family. I mean, yeah, we tease Jay and Kai non-stop, but if anyone outside the team messes with them? They're done."
Kai: (nodding) "Yeah. We fight, but… I'd trust these guys with my life. Every time."
Jay: (grins) "And my snacks."
Zane: "Affection is often expressed through mock aggression. I have learned this is… comforting."
Lloyd: "Honestly, having Jinx around changed everything. He acts all sarcastic, but he's the one who actually keeps us grounded."
Jinx: (glances away) "Kid exaggerates. I just yell louder than Sensei."
Wu: "That's… not untrue."
(Laughter fills the set, but Lloyd looks at Jinx with a quiet smile that says he means it.)
Q4: What was the hardest scene to film?
Nya: "The storm sequence. Everything was slippery, loud, and Jay fell off the deck twice."
Jay: "Okay, first time was the wind. Second time was—"
Kai: "You tripped over your own cables."
Jay: "That's called method acting."
Zane: "The underwater scene was physically demanding. I do not breathe, but everyone else… suffered."
Cole: "Thanks for the reminder, robot fish."
Misako: "For me, it was the emotional scenes. Watching Wu and Garmadon argue—it hits different when you know they're really brothers."
Wu: (nods) "Family conflict is timeless. But reconciliation… is harder."
Garmadon: (smiles faintly) "You're still buying the next round of tea."
Wu: "Of course, dear brother."
Jinx: "Wow, wholesome moment. Someone write that down before Kai burns it."
Kai: "I'm emotional, not flammable."
(Boom from the set's background. Everyone turns.)
Jay: "...You sure about that?"
Q5: Jinx, people say you've become a fan favorite. How do you feel about that?
Jinx: (smirks) "They've got good taste."
Jay: "You bribed the fan club with signed daggers."
Jinx: "Limited edition. Black ice steel. You're just mad yours didn't sell."
Lloyd: "He acts cool, but he's actually really protective of everyone. When Zane's falcon drone crashed, he spent three hours fixing it."
Jinx: (grinning but turning away) "Yeah, well… couldn't let the bird suffer. I'm the resident softie, obviously."
Wu: "Truly. A gentle soul who once challenged lightning to a duel."
Jay: "And won!"
Jinx: "In my defense, it started it."
Q6: If you weren't ninja, what would you all be doing?
Kai: "Professional stuntman. I already set things on fire for fun."
Cole: "Chef. Assuming the food doesn't run away this time."
Jay: "Comedian-slash-inventor-slash-pop-idol. Multi-talented, baby."
Zane: "Teacher, perhaps. I enjoy explaining things to people who don't listen."
Jay: "So… Kai?"
Kai: "Keep talking and I'll test how conductive your hair is."
Misako: "I'd run a museum. Maybe finally archive these ancient scrolls without Jinx doodling on them."
Jinx: "That was one time. And the doodle improved the composition."
Garmadon: (evil grin) "I'd still be evil. But with better lighting."
Wu: "I'd be retired. But alas… destiny doesn't respect vacations."
Lloyd: "I'd probably just be… a normal kid. But… I think I'm okay not being one."
(Everyone looks at him warmly for a moment before Jinx ruins it.)
Jinx: "Aww, heartfelt moment. Quick, someone throw pie."
Kai: (grabs a plate) "Say less."
(Cut to chaos.)
Q7: Any final message for the fans?
Wu: "Balance your path."Misako: "Cherish your history."Zane: "Cherish your friends."Cole: "And eat before missions."Jay: "And wear rubber boots when fighting lightning!"Kai: "Always bring a lighter."Lloyd: "Believe in your destiny—even if it's hard to see it."Garmadon: (dramatic voice) "And remember—evil gets the best outfits."Jinx: (leans forward, smirking at the camera)"Life's short, chaos is fun, and don't take it too seriously… unless it's coffee. Take that very seriously."
(Everyone bursts into laughter as the camera pans out, theme music playing softly.)
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NINJAGO: BEHIND THE MASK — TRUTH OR DARE SPECIAL"
Set:The crew's decorated the Destiny's Bounty set like a cozy living room. A low table holds cards labeled Truth and Dare, bowls of popcorn, and a suspicious number of paper crowns. Everyone's in casual clothes — no armor, no costumes — just themselves.
Kai's sprawled across a beanbag. Jay's practically vibrating with anticipation. Lloyd's sitting cross-legged like a monk-in-training. Cole's at the center looking wary. Zane's posture is perfect. Misako's sipping tea on one side, while Wu pretends he's above all this nonsense. Garmadon lurks behind the couch with popcorn.
Jinx, of course, is the host — legs kicked up on the table, spinning a coin idly between his fingers.
Jinx:
"All right, peasants. Welcome to Truth or Dare: Ninjago Edition! The rules are simple — I ask, you suffer."
Jay: "This was your idea, wasn't it?"
Jinx: "Every good idea starts with me, yes."
Cole: "I'm already regretting this."
Lloyd: "That's the spirit!"
Wu: "I have foreseen chaos."
Jinx: (smirking) "Good. Let's begin."
ROUND ONE: KAI
Jinx: "Kai, truth or dare?"
Kai: "Dare. I'm not afraid of anything."
Jinx: "Bold words. I dare you to spend one minute complimenting Jay."
Kai: (pauses) "Pass."
Jinx: "Not an option."
Kai: "Fine…" (sighs) "Jay's… uh… not completely terrible at fighting. He's loud, but… it's kind of useful? Sometimes?"
Jay: "Keep going, fire-boy."
Kai: "He's… okay with tech. And he—" (grumbles) "—has nice hair."
Jay: (gasps dramatically) "He admitted it! Someone clip that!"
Cole: "Wow, character growth!"
Wu: "Truly, this game is miraculous."
ROUND TWO: ZANE
Jinx: "Zane, truth or dare?"
Zane: "Truth."
Jinx: "If you could replace one ninja on the team with a robot, who would it be?"
Zane: (blinks) "I would never—"
Jinx: "Come on, honesty is enlightenment."
Zane: "...Jay."
Jay: "WHAT? Why!?"
Zane: "Because the silence would be refreshing."
(Everyone bursts out laughing. Even Wu chuckles softly.)
ROUND THREE: MISAKO
Jinx: "All right, Ms. Archaeologist. Truth or dare?"
Misako: "Truth."
Jinx: (grins) "If you had to choose between Wu or Garmadon—"
Misako: "Truth revoked!"
Garmadon: "Answer wisely."
Wu: "No pressure, of course."
Misako: "You're both impossible."
Jinx: "Spicy. I respect it."
(Camera catches Wu sipping his tea with suspicious satisfaction.)
ROUND FOUR: COLE
Jinx: "Truth or dare, Rocky."
Cole: "Dare."
Jinx: (evil grin) "Excellent. I dare you… to let someone here flirt with you. Their choice."
Cole: "Oh no."
Jay: "Oh YES."
Cole: "Jay, don't you—"
Jay: (leaning closer dramatically) "Hey there, rock-solid hero~"
Kai: "I'm leaving."
Lloyd: (laughing into his sleeve) "Jay, stop, please."
Jay: "You smell like adventure and anxiety."
Cole: (face red) "I hate everything about this."
Jinx: (clapping) "Beautiful. That was awkward enough to power three seasons."
Jay: "Worth it."
Zane: "Cole's temperature has increased by five degrees."
Cole: "ZANE."
ROUND FIVE: BONUS DARE (courtesy of Garmadon)
Garmadon: (grinning) "My turn to dare someone."
Jinx: "The dark lord speaks. Proceed."
Garmadon: "Cole. Kiss someone. Your choice."
(Everyone oohs. Kai chokes on popcorn.)
Cole: "What is with today!? Why me!?"
Jay: "Destiny, man."
Misako: "Don't pressure him!"
Cole: (grumbles) "Fine, fine, it's just a game—"
He turns his head toward Jinx, who's smirking like he's been waiting all night.
Jinx: "Oh? Bold choice, Boulder Boy."
Cole: "I haven't even—"
Jinx: "Too late." (leans in, pecks him on the cheek)
(The room explodes in chaos.)
Jay: "MY EYES!"
Kai: "Oh my—he actually did it!"
Lloyd: (laughing) "That's canon now, right? Please say it's canon."
Garmadon: "Scandalous. I approve."
Misako: (covering her smile) "Children are watching!"
Wu: (pinching the bridge of his nose) "We are never doing this again."
Jinx: "Speak for yourself."
ROUND SIX: JINX
Misako: "My turn to ask." (sets her cup down) "Truth or dare, Jinx?"
Jinx: "Truth. Dare's boring unless fire's involved."
Misako: "All right then… What do you think Season 3 is going to be about?"
(Everyone goes quiet. Even the crew looks up from behind the cameras.)
Kai: "Wait, you don't know that either, right?"
Jinx: (leans back, smirking) "Oh, I know."
Lloyd: "How do you know!? We get the scripts a week at a time!"
Wu: "Even I don't know next season's theme."
Jinx: "Director told me not to spoil it."
(Everyone freezes.)
Jay: "Hold on. You talk to the director!?"
Jinx: "Being the favorite has privileges."
Cole: "Wait, WHAT!?"
Nya: "You have inside info?"
Jinx: "Maybe. Maybe I am the inside info."
(Everyone just stares at him. He grins wider.)
Jay: "This is rigged! He's been reading ahead!"
Wu: (sighs) "Truly, power corrupts."
Jinx: "Only when it's this fun."
Misako: (smiling) "Well, in that case, your secret's safe… for now."
ROUND SEVEN: FAMILY REVELATION
Lloyd: "Wait, before we wrap up… rumor check. Is it true you and Jay are twins?"
Jinx: (deadpan) "Yeah. Mom got bored halfway through cloning us."
Jay: (laughing) "He means yes, but we don't look alike. I got the blue eyes, he got the trauma."
Jinx: "And I got the cool factor. You got the volume."
Kai: "Oh, that explains everything."
Cole: "Wait, does that mean—"
Jay: "Yeah, when he bullies me, it's technically sibling bonding."
Jinx: "See? Family-friendly."
Wu: "Define friendly."
(Everyone bursts out laughing again.)
ENDING CHAOS
The lights dim slightly as the camera zooms out. Everyone's relaxed now — laughing, teasing, throwing popcorn.
Garmadon is trying to hack the card deck to make everyone pick "dare."Jay is singing off-key into a prop microphone.Cole is still red-faced.Misako is shaking her head, amused.Wu has given up entirely.
And Jinx, leaning against the couch, smirks at the camera one last time.
"Spoilers or not," he says, voice low but playful, "Season 3's gonna blow your mind. Trust me — I read ahead."
(Cue dramatic music sting as the others shout "WHAT!?" in unison and chase him off set.)
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NINJAGO: BEHIND THE MASK — FAN Q&A SPECIAL (RETOLD)"
Set:The Destiny's Bounty soundstage. There are beanbags instead of chairs, a table stacked with snacks, and a bright sign reading "FAN Q&A — WE'RE STILL NOT UNDER NDA!"The camera pans across the group: Kai and Jay on one side arguing over chips, Zane perfectly centered like a polite statue, Cole hiding behind a mug, Nya sitting cross-legged with a sly grin, Lloyd relaxed beside his little brother Jake, Misako and Wu sharing a couch, and Garmadon looming at the edge like he regrets everything.
Front and center, of course, is Jinx — wearing sunglasses indoors, one leg draped over the arm of their chair, hosting the chaos.
🎬 OPENING
Jinx: "Welcome to another episode of 'Let's emotionally damage each other on camera!' Today's theme: fan questions."
Jay: "We're still calling it that?"
Jinx: "It tested well."
Kai: "Tested with who?"
Jinx: "My reflection."
(Laughter from the crew. Even Wu smiles faintly.)
Misako: "Let's start before Garmadon leaves again."
Garmadon: "If anyone calls me 'dad energy' one more time, I'm walking out."
Jinx: "Sure thing… granddad energy."
(The set explodes with laughter. Garmadon sighs like he's aged twenty years.)
Q1 — From Fan "NinjaFangirl88"
"Who's most likely to forget their lines?"
Jay: "Kai. 100 percent Kai."
Kai: "Hey! My lines are complicated!"
Zane: "Your line in episode 4 was 'Fire go whoosh.' "
Kai: "Exactly—too simple, throws me off!"
Cole: "Jay once said 'Spinjitzu' so fast it came out as 'Spin-jitz-oh-no.' "
Jay: "That was a creative choice!"
Jinx: "My favorite was when Wu called me 'child of misfortune' and forgot the next line, so we just stared at each other for ten seconds like it was a duel."
Wu: (calmly) "It added tension."
Garmadon: "It added confusion."
Q2 — From Fan "RockyShip4Life"
"Be honest — does Cole really have a crush on Jinx, or is that just acting?"
(The entire set collectively turns to Cole. He nearly spills his coffee.)
Cole: "WHAT— No! I mean— that's just— the script!"
Jay: "Sure, sure. Scripted blushing, scripted stuttering, scripted staring for ten solid takes—"
Cole: "Shut up, Jay!"
Jinx: (leaning over with a grin) "Aw, don't be shy, Boulder Boy. You're adorable when you panic."
Kai: "Oh man, he's turning red."
Zane: "His pulse rate just spiked."
Cole: "Stop analyzing me!"
Jinx: (flirty smirk) "Relax. It's not a secret anymore. The fan edits already married us twice."
(Crowd laughter. Cole hides behind his mug again.)
Misako: "You two do have great chemistry on camera."
Garmadon: "Disgusting. Next question."
Q3 — From Fan "MiniGreenie"
"Who's the best with kids?"
Nya: "Jinx, hands down."
Jay: "Yeah, the way they hover over Jake is intense."
Jinx: "I prefer the term 'maternal vigilance.'"
Jake: (laughing) "They check if my snacks have too much sugar."
Garmadon: "They check my snacks too! It's tyranny!"
Misako: "It's adorable. I haven't seen someone fuss over my boys like that since… well, me."
Wu: "The day Jinx made Jake wear a helmet on a foam set sword was the day I understood love."
Jinx: "Safety first. Chaos second."
Jake: (grinning up at Jinx) "They're the best."
Jinx: (softly, patting his hair) "That's my cub."
(A collective "awww" from everyone. Garmadon glares into the middle distance.)
Garmadon: "I'm surrounded by sentiment."
Jinx: "You're welcome."
Q4 — From Fan "DirectorOfChaos"
"What's the biggest on-set disaster?"
Kai: "Jay tried to test a prop lightning pack and zapped the snack table."
Jay: "It was a small arc of electricity!"
Cole: "You deep-fried the donuts."
Zane: "And the table."
Misako: "Once, Garmadon's cloak caught on a wind machine. He spun like a goth tornado."
Garmadon: (grumbling) "That footage better never see the light of day."
Jinx: "Too late. It's my phone wallpaper."
Q5 — From Fan "SpoilerSensei"
"Jinx, any hints about Season 3?"
Jinx: (leans back with a grin) "No spoilers. The director forbids it."
Lloyd: "Wait, you talk to the director directly?"
Jay: "They get the scripts early again! Unfair!"
Kai: "Why do you get privileges?"
Jinx: "Because I'm the favorite."
(Everyone groans. Garmadon looks personally offended.)
Wu: "Power truly corrupts."
Misako: "You could at least tell us if it's a comedy or tragedy."
Jinx: "Both. Depends who survives lunch."
(Collective confusion. Camera zooms in on Cole's worried face.)
Cole: "Why did that sound like a threat?"
Jinx: (smiling sweetly) "Wouldn't you like to know?"
Q6 — From Fan "JinxedHearts"
"If you could take anyone on a vacation, who would it be and where?"
Zane: "I would take everyone to a quiet mountain resort. No explosions."
Kai: "Boring. Beach trip, sun, fire, freedom!"
Jay: "You just described heatstroke."
Cole: "I'd go camping. Somewhere peaceful. Maybe… invite Jinx?"
(The set erupts instantly.)
Jay: "OHHHHH he said it!"
Kai: "That's progress!"
Jinx: (grinning) "Careful, Cole, I might actually say yes."
Cole: "I—uh—what?"
Misako: (teasing) "You'd better pack sunscreen, dear."
Garmadon: "Unbelievable."
Wu: "Love is the truest form of chaos."
Jinx: "Exactly. That's why I encourage it."
(Cole hides his face again as everyone laughs.)
Q7 — From Fan "LilGreenieFanClub"
"Jake, what's it like having Lloyd as an older brother?"
Jake: "He's awesome! He helps me with lines and never yells unless I forget my backpack."
Lloyd: "He's a good kid. Smarter than I was at his age."
Jinx: "And I make sure neither of them gets lost between trailers."
Misako: "Our little family's grown, hasn't it?"
Garmadon: (muttering) "Overgrown."
Wu: "Admit it, you enjoy it."
Garmadon: "I enjoy the quiet before they arrive."
Jake: "He pretends to be scary but he brings cookies."
(Everyone bursts out laughing. Garmadon sighs in defeat.)
CLOSING
Jinx: "And that's all for today's interrogation! Thanks to our lovely fans for the questions, and to Cole for not fainting this time."
Cole: "You keep saying that like it's an achievement."
Jay: "It is. Growth!"
Nya: "Next time, I'm hosting. I want to see Jinx squirm."
Jinx: "Ha! Good luck, sweetheart."
Misako: "Oh, I'd tune in for that."
Wu: "As would I."
Jake: (grinning) "Can I ask the first question next time?"
Jinx: "You can ask all the questions, cub."
(Camera pans out: everyone laughing, Jake hugging Jinx's arm, Cole sneaking a shy smile at them, and Garmadon muttering "I need stronger tea.")
Fade-out music plays: the blooper reel theme.