[ "Do I really know her?!" Touma Kamijou looked at his instinctive reaction, as if his body had already experienced the same attack countless times, accustomed to it.
"That vending machine seems to eat money."
Touma looked at the girl who had just attempted murder and claimed to be Misaka Mikoto, then glanced at the vending machine. Out of kindness, he reminded her.
"I knew it already."
Misaka Mikoto answered without thinking. This time, it was Touma's turn to be confused. How could the sentences connect in a way he didn't understand?
"Giggle—"
Misaka Mikoto twisted her neck, doing warm-up exercises, and started with small, bouncing steps.
"There's a secret technique you can use. A secret technique to buy drinks without putting money in."
"Hyaa—!"
Misaka Mikoto twisted her body, and after reaching a forty-five-degree angle, she delivered a high kick to the side of the vending machine.
"Dong!"
With a loud bang, a sound of something falling came from the vending machine, and then a can of juice appeared from the dispensing slot.
"This one is too old; the springs that hold the drinks are very loose, but the only downside is that you can't choose the type. — What's wrong?"
Misaka Mikoto picked up the drink and noticed Touma frozen beside her.
"Nothing!"
Touma Kamijou looked somewhat stiff, wearing sports shorts under his skirt.
"Do the young ladies at your school often do this?"
Misaka Mikoto lectured Touma like an experienced person,
"That's how girls' schools are. Stop having dreams about girls." ]
[ .....]
~Projection of All Worlds~
"Uh… so it wasn't your bad luck that the money got eaten, it really was because it was old. Speaking of which, in such a technologically advanced city, there are still such old products."
"On that day, humanity remembered their most foolish invention… bloomers, which shattered the dreams of countless young boys."
"I've really broadened my horizons. So this is what girls' schools are like. It's truly eye-opening."
Seriously, how familiar are you? Even the people from other worlds were amazed. They never imagined that those young ladies would have such a side to them in places they couldn't see.
So this is what a girls' school is like?
Seriously, are they really in the same world? Who would have thought that this was Misaka Mikoto, who had exhausted herself yesterday, becoming lively upon meeting Touma.
~A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City~
"That's not true!!! Don't say such things randomly. The young ladies of Tokiwadai Middle School wouldn't be so ungraceful like her."
Misaki Shokuhou's face turned red with anger. Why was Misaka Mikoto talking nonsense? Wearing such ungraceful bloomers under her skirt.
And more importantly, why was she talking nonsense in front of her prince!!
Although he didn't remember me, I'm still from Tokiwadai Middle School. This first impression is completely ruined by you.
"I really don't get along with her…"
Misaki Shokuhou gritted her teeth. Her reputation was being damaged! She felt uncomfortable walking on the street wearing Tokiwadai's school uniform.
Now, whenever she saw two people discussing something, she felt they were talking about her.
Even Ruiko Saten was speechless. If she didn't know Misaka, she would have mistaken Misaka Mikoto for a delinquent.
~Type-Moon World, Kaleid liner Prisma Illya Worldline~
"Girls' schools are not like that!! I would never make such unladylike movements."
Luvia, from a famous magician family known as the Lady Crane, quickly denied it. After all, it was too embarrassing.
"Only Rin can make such moves!"
"Ha?! You idiot, what are you talking about?"
Rin Tohsaka was displeased. Who are you calling that?!
"Bang, bang—"
The next moment, Luvia, who had just said she wouldn't make unladylike moves, instantly transformed into Lady Crane and began fighting with the Devil Muscle Rin.
Watching all this, Miyu sighed almost inaudibly,
"What you said is so true. They are just like that. Don't have any expectations for girls' schools."
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[ Touma Kamijou silently complained, 'It's precisely because you people do this kind of thing every day that the vending machines break down!'
"'Ah!'"
After finishing the refreshing drink in one gulp, he felt instantly refreshed.
Misaka Mikoto looked at Touma, who was complaining, and suddenly made a cute gesture, "Did it eat your money?!"
Seeing Touma look away, Misaka Mikoto's eyes began to shine, and she became excited, "How much money did it eat?"
"Two thousand yen…"
Misaka Mikoto danced with joy, unable to stop herself from jumping around, as if this were the funniest joke she had ever heard.
Touma, who was being mocked, also struck a very alluring pose, constantly squirming. (Magical Index episode 10, highly recommend watching it, it's hilarious.)
"Then I'll help you get it back."
Perhaps feeling her mockery was a bit excessive, Misaka Mikoto placed her hand on the vending machine.
"Sizzle—!!" With the flow of electricity, the vending machine began to dispense drinks continuously.
Misaka Mikoto laughed, "Although it didn't spit out the banknotes, these drinks have definitely paid for themselves."
However, the vending machine, which looked quite heavy, also began to shake, and thick black smoke emerged from the metal seams of the vending machine.
Touma Kamijou's face turned green. Seeing this, he didn't hesitate to run.
Touma, who usually experienced countless misfortunes, knew very well that if he didn't run now, it would be his turn to be unlucky. ]
[ .....]
~Projection of All Worlds~
"Good heavens, Misaka Mikoto's movements almost made me die laughing. Is this the young lady of Tokiwadai? I truly love it, love it."
"Hahaha, big brother, why is your posture so alluring?! You're wiggling there like seaweed, it looks a bit demonic."
From this, it can be seen that Misaka Mikoto, after resolving the incident with the Misaka Sisters, was in a very good mood, as if she had laughed out all her previous worries.
The people from other worlds also watched the movements with great interest. They only wanted to say one thing to Touma Kamijou: you're so flamboyant! But you ran away really fast.
Then, everyone looked at Misaka Mikoto's movements with some speechlessness.
They almost forgot she had this skill, but why didn't she use it earlier?! It seems that a kick was inevitable for you. I feel sorry for the vending machine.
.....
[ The scene shifts, and Touma Kamijou, who had been running for an unknown amount of time, is now sitting on a chair in a busy area, panting slightly.
"Here!" Misaka Mikoto handed a can of black bean soda to Touma.
"Don't happily escape reality, hurry up and take these drinks." Misaka Mikoto kept throwing sodas at Touma.
As Touma caught them, he kept complaining, "I feel like the moment I accept these drinks, I'll evolve from an observer to an accomplice. That would be really scary."
"It's so hot…" A can of strawberry oden fell because it was too hot. Touma Kamijou stared blankly at Misaka Mikoto, who was sitting with her legs crossed and her hand resting on the back of the chair.
"Since you beat me, you should bear the minimum responsibility. You beat one of the seven LV 5 espers in Academy City, so you should show some ambition."
Touma Kamijou clasped his hands behind his head, constantly wondering what it meant to beat her?! Was it in sports or games? Hearing a girl say she had to be responsible felt a bit off.
"What are you worrying about with your hands on your head?" Misaka Mikoto suddenly interrupted his wild thoughts. ]
[ .....]
~Projection of All Worlds~
"Black bean soda… strawberry oden, what kind of dark cuisine is this?! Would anyone actually buy these messy names?"
"Misaka sitting posture is so domineering. As expected of a young lady from Tokiwadai, a proper boss's posture!"
Even a boy's posture probably wouldn't be as imposing as Misaka's. Who is the protagonist here?! Compared to this, Touma seems more like a weak heroine.
Moreover, she even admitted to losing to the unremarkable Touma Kamijou.
Unexpectedly, Misaka Mikoto, who seemed to have a strong desire for victory, didn't care about these things and openly admitted it.
~Detective Conan World~
"Strawberry oden…"
Hearing the name, even Ran, who was good at cooking, was stunned. She recognized both names, but when they were combined, she was confused.
Strawberries, can they be associated with oden?! And that black bean soda, what is all this?!
Conan was also completely clueless. Even though he had learned many tricks in Hawaii, he had never heard of such dark cuisine. No… or rather, can this even be considered cuisine?!
~A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City~
"This is the daily life of a Tokiwadai young lady… Hehe."
Ruiko Saten's eyes were vacant, and she seemed to have broken down. So this was reality. The filter she had for Tokiwadai, that young lady's academy, was completely shattered.
No one would believe her if she said it, but she actually saw a so-called masculine spirit in Misaka Mikoto.
On the other side,
"'M-MISAKA-M-MIKOTO!!!"
Misaki Shokuhou's eyes were already spitting fire. Can you please not wear Tokiwadai's school uniform and do these things?!
And what do you mean by taking responsibility?! What kind of terrible lines are these? Didn't you see Touma's misunderstanding? I knew this guy was here just to make me angry.
.....