[ "How disappointing... Enough!" Beldia, utterly disappointed, raised the greatsword in his hand and casually swung it downwards at Darkness!
Kazuma, carrying Megumin on his back, felt his heart tighten and shouted with great concern: "DARK—NESS!!"
Beldia then continued to slash at an extremely fast pace. If it were a normal adventurer, even if they were reduced to a pile of meat, it would not be surprising.
However, all of Beldia's fatal attacks were blocked by Darkness, who remained motionless, only leaving countless sword marks on her armor.
Kazuma, however, noticed several places where blood was flowing from Darkness's cheeks and the gaps in her armor, and he quickly called out anxiously: "Hey, Darkness! You're injured, right? Enough, quickly retreat."
Darkness still spoke cool lines as she continued to resist: "A Crusader cannot retreat when protecting others; that is a principle! And... and..."
At this point, Darkness's face flushed with excitement, and she looked at Beldia with great satisfaction, filled with pleasure.
"This Headless Knight is indeed skilled. He's been shaving away my armor one piece at a time. Instead of stripping me nude, he's left only parts of my armor intact."
The surrounding adventurers all stood frozen in place, watching the battle in front of them with cold sweat on their faces. This was the most~ bizarre battle they had ever seen.
However, the more Darkness spoke, the more pleased she became. She even put down her longsword, appearing somewhat impatient and incredibly excited as she watched Beldia gradually approaching!
"Which only makes it an even more provocative state to publicly shame me in—, bring it on! Is this the disgrace defined by the Demon King's army? Then be even more presumptuous— Hit me more! More!"
"Ha..." Beldia listened to Darkness's perverted description and was so scared that he took a step back. He held his greatsword, unsure whether to strike or not.
Kazuma, carrying Megumin, finally couldn't help but curse: "Know the time and place, you brain-damaged pervert!"
"P-p-pervert!" Darkness became even more excited when she heard Kazuma's curse, a strange flush on her face.
"You're the one who needs to know the time and place! Being in public has already made me miserable! What are you and Beldia planning to do to me!"
Kazuma, who had put Megumin down, and Beldia, who could no longer tolerate it, cursed in unison: "Do your head in!!" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Her words started out so cool, but why did her description become so perverted later? The strange buff on Beldia increased again..."
"Hahaha, Darkness's pervertedness even scared Beldia. If they keep fighting, he'll be described as a heinous perverted lecher in no time."
Kazuma's worries seemed a bit excessive because Darkness became even more excited after being injured!
Everyone looked at Darkness, who was having an episode, with a bit of embarrassment. Pay attention to the occasion... She even confused Beldia. He'd lived for hundreds of years, and this was the first time he'd encountered such an odd person!
Although odd, she was truly tanky! Others were instantly killed by a single blow, but Darkness took several blows and still had plenty of leeway. Aside from being a pervert, she was indeed a qualified tank.
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〜OVERLORD World〜
Ainz rubbed his head, feeling a headache, and was completely puzzled:
"So this is what current beginner villages are like? Am I out of touch with the times?!"
A mage with terrifyingly high attack power, a crusader with unbelievably high defense, a goddess who almost instantly killed a Demon King's army executive... They're all talented individuals. You call this a beginner village?!
In this bizarre team, it seemed that none of them were beginners except for Kazuma. If it weren't for the fact that they were all a bunch of crazy people, he would suspect they could directly fight the Demon King.
Shalltear looked at the screen with some pity:
"Beldia is really having a tough time. Darkness's physical attacks also contain mental damage."
Although she can't hit him, the damage seems quite high, especially the mental damage, which is incredibly destructive! Even I, a pervert, find her perverted.
〜Re: Zero - Starting Life in Another World〜
Seeing such a perverted knight for the first time, Emilia's face flushed red:
"Darkness-san... is she really a knight? She seems a bit different."
Puck, floating in the air, also had a worried expression and didn't know how to explain it for a moment, as he also found it difficult to understand Darkness's magical thought process.
Subaru Natsuki, however, seemed to be deep in thought:
"Is it possible that each person in their team focuses on maximizing one attribute, and then the entire team collectively has all attributes maxed out?!"
Thinking about it carefully... it seems to be true! In this team, attack and defense are maxed out. As the team leader, Kazuma's role is to give commands, so his skills aren't important. The only one he can't figure out is Aqua, who is a goddess!
What's the meaning of maxing out party skills instead of learning other skills?! That's completely useless.
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[ However, Darkness's pervertedness also bought Kazuma time. After putting down Megumin, he cast water magic.
"Create Water—!"
As dark clouds appeared above their heads, a large amount of water poured down on them like an overturned bucket.
Darkness was directly drenched in water, while Beldia quickly jumped back, avoiding the pouring water.
Darkness, drenched in water, blushed and said softly: "Coming at me like that suddenly, although I don't dislike it... Please know the time and place!"
Kazuma didn't want his reputation to get any worse, so he quickly waved his hand: "No... that's not some strange play I want to do, Freeze—!"
Saying that, Kazuma used ice magic again. Beldia's feet, standing on the puddle, were instantly frozen. Kazuma's real killing move was yet to come!
"Steal—!"
At the best moment when Beldia couldn't dodge, Kazuma used the Steal skill on Beldia's greatsword, but it had no effect whatsoever. ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Kazuma's brain is indeed good. It's another smooth combo, but unfortunately, the level difference is too great. It's completely useless against a Demon King's army executive."
"Darkness... you're the one who needs to know the time and place! Don't have an episode now! You're drenched in water. Why are you getting excited?"
Looking at Kazuma's unreliable teammates, everyone felt pity for Kazuma. After all, it's not easy to lead such a group of troublesome teammates.
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〜KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World〜
"Go ahead and use any other strange plays you have!"
Seeing this scene, a tall adventurer with a greatsword on his back patted Kazuma's shoulder, gave him a thumbs-up, looking like he understood.
"..."
Kazuma felt his entire life lose its color. He was almost traumatized by people patting his shoulder now. He already said it wasn't some strange play!!
On the other side, Mitsurugi Kyouya was stunned after seeing Kazuma's little trick:
"He... is he addicted to stealing swords now?!"
Could it be that Satou Kazuma practices his sword-stealing combos every day? Looking at it this way, no wonder he lost to him back then. It wasn't an unfair loss!
Mitsurugi, who was already imagining things, came up with a good excuse for losing to Kazuma...
"This Demon King's army executive is a bit strong. His sword wasn't stolen?!"
Kazuma's absurd Steal skill was capable of even taking his own magic sword, Gram, but he was surprised when it did not affect Beldia.
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["This is the difference between heaven and earth. So... let's end this farce!" Beldia directly lifted his leg and walked out of the ice.
Darkness, to protect Kazuma, rushed towards Beldia, who, annoyed, unleashed another barrage of attacks on her.
Kazuma, at his wits' end, his brain spinning rapidly. Based on the latter's behavior of avoiding water magic just now, he deduced that the opponent was probably very afraid of water.
Seeing Darkness in imminent danger, Kazuma fired a water cannon at Beldia. The latter's immediate evasive action confirmed Kazuma's guess!
So Kazuma quickly shouted to the adventurers behind him: "Release the water—!!"
"Create Water—!!" Mages from all directions also chanted water magic, but Beldia dodged them all.
Even though they knew this might be the opponent's weakness, the key problem was that they couldn't hit him!
Just then, Aqua, who had appeared from who knows where, slowly walked over and said something stupid to Kazuma: "Hey, what's going on here, Kazuma? What are you playing at! Are you stupid?"
Kazuma immediately gritted his teeth, clenched his fists, wishing he could punch her: "This guy...!" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Kazuma's brain is indeed good, and his command ability is also decent. He's suitable to be a leader... but, alas, his teammates are all troublemakers!"
"The goddess of wisdom, Aqua, is indeed truly wise. What kind of magical thought process does it take to interpret this atmosphere as playing a game?!"
Even people from other worlds currently shared the same thought as Kazuma, which was that they wished they could punch Aqua in the face!
Damn it, how can she still not understand what's going on in such an obvious situation? I thought you were involved in the battle the whole time.
How can you still show such a clear and foolish expression and ask what the current situation is? Isn't that a bit too wise?
Could it be that Aqua's little brain can't process so much information and has directly crashed?
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