〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline〜
In the 7th singularity, Absolute Demonic Front: Babylonia—
The goddess Ishtar looked at Eris's chest in disbelief:
"This... This thing is padded!?"
She then looked down at her own chest, hesitating whether to add some "bricks and tiles" herself, but also felt the risk was too high.
After all, if anyone found out, she wouldn't have the face to live in this world... Ugh, it's a bit of a dilemma.
〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
Rin Tohsaka's mouth twitched:
"It's good to have connections at the top, openly pulling strings... and just like that, she's revived."
This revival is too simple, with no restrictions at all. Sooner or later, people will lose their fear of death and continue to repeat the same mistakes.
Her tone towards Eris was also completely impolite, seemingly not taking her seriously at all. Clearly, Aqua's level and intelligence are completely mismatched!
Illya also felt a little amazed:
"I never thought the goddess of wisdom, Aqua, would have a day where she calls someone an idiot. It's truly a reversal of the natural order."
After all, Aqua's low intelligence is directly written on her status panel! Is this what they call a slow learner starting early?
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[ The scene shifts. Due to the Winter Shogun, they only managed to defeat 12 snow sprites, earning 1.2 million Eris, which is merely a drop in the bucket compared to their huge debt!
So, in the dead of winter, Aqua could only wear thin clothes and squat by the stable to make a fire for warmth: "My coat was also pawned. It's so cold..."
As a cold wind blew, and the fire was about to go out, Aqua pulled out Kazuma's tracksuit and put it on the fire. Kazuma immediately punched her on the head: "What are you doing!"
Aqua looked as if it was only natural: "I can't help it! There's nothing else to burn!"
Kazuma, while pulling at the feathered robe Aqua was wearing, said: "Then give me your feathered robe too. Doesn't it look easier to burn than a tracksuit!"
Just as the two were arguing, another gust of cold wind came, extinguishing Aqua's last bit of warmth. Even though she tried her best to salvage it, it was no use! ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"It's truly heartbreaking to watch, pawning even their coats in the dead of winter. Tsk tsk... What a tragic life!"
"With such a hero and goddess, the Demon King probably doesn't have to worry at all, because it's highly likely they never even thought of going to subjugate him..."
Everyone couldn't bear to watch. No wonder they idled away every day; this otherworld life is too realistic. Just solving the problem of food and clothing is enough to consume a lot of their energy.
One can only say that living is hard, living with Aqua is harder, and living with a group of strange teammates is even harder.
He's the only one who's had such a miserable time in another world!
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[ Kazuma also felt that he couldn't go on like this. To balance the team and improve their strength, Kazuma wanted to learn some powerful skills, so they came to a shop.
"Listen, Aqua, I'm telling you now, absolutely no causing trouble, understood!"
Aqua immediately got a little angry: "Kazuma, who do you take me for! I'm not some hooligan or criminal, I'm a goddess!"
Unfortunately, Kazuma didn't listen at all. He directly opened the door and walked in, intending to learn skills from the shop owner.
The owner's name is Wiz. Although she looks harmless on the surface, she is actually a powerful lich behind the scenes! She even has the title of "King of the Undead."
Although it sounds very evil, she is very kind-hearted and purifies the spirits of the dead in the graveyard every night!
One night, Kazuma and his party accidentally stumbled upon her. After understanding the reason, they let her go. This is how a few of them met.
And now, the moment Aqua saw Wiz, she grabbed the latter's collar and shook her continuously: "You've appeared, have you? You despicable undead! So you're running a shop in a place like this."
"While I was sleeping in a stable, you're a shop owner! How dare a mere lich be so arrogant! In the name of God, watch me burn down your shop!"
Seeing this, Kazuma expressionlessly used his sword sheath to hit Aqua's head. ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"The slap in the face came so quickly, Aqua-sama. Is it possible that you look exactly like a criminal? Where is the resemblance to a goddess!"
"Good heavens, the King of the Undead, going to purify spirits every night! Beldia, so upright... The undead in this world are too good-natured, aren't they!"
An evil goddess, a righteous lich! Who is righteous and who is evil is clear at a glance, completely reversed.
Looking at Aqua like this, everyone's faces were full of black lines. Saying "burn down your shop in the name of God," isn't this pure psychological imbalance?
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〜Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation World〜
Rudy was also speechless:
"Isn't this a typical case of bullying the weak and fearing the strong!"
Rudy noticed that whenever Aqua faced undead creatures that she could restrain, she would be very tough, but when facing the Winter Shogun, she would quickly cower.
And as the King of the Undead, she actually goes to purify spirits every day... This kindness is a bit excessive, almost more like a goddess than Aqua.
Her personality is also so gentle; she's practically a lich who doesn't act like a lich.
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[ Then Kazuma expressed his desire to learn her lich skills. Aqua was immediately displeased. As a goddess, she absolutely could not tolerate her subordinate learning lich skills.
Kazuma didn't care about Aqua, and besides, Lich skills aren't something you can just learn. He wouldn't miss this opportunity.
But Wiz was a little curious: "Um... you just said 'the goddess's subordinate'..."
Aqua also directly laid out her cards, proudly introducing herself: "That's right, I am Aqua, the goddess worshipped by the Axis Cult! Have some respect in front of me, lich!"
Upon hearing this, Wiz's expression immediately turned panicked. Frightened, she quickly retreated a few steps, saying uneasily: "Everyone says that most people in the Axis Cult have something wrong with their heads... It's best not to get involved with them." ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Hahahaha, after all, she's the goddess of wisdom. Worshipping such a deity, there's bound to be something wrong with their heads."
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〜A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City〜
Index immediately slumped on the table, laughing uncontrollably:
"Hehehe... For a religious group to be famous for having something wrong with their heads, that's truly amazing."
Just hearing the name of the followers can scare people greatly. It's truly hard to imagine how mentally ill Aqua's followers actually are.
Touma Kamijou was also a little impressed:
"How desperate do you have to be to worship Aqua..."
The goddess of wisdom and her wise followers seem to be famous in this world! Famous for not being smart...
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[ The scene shifts. Wiz also had heard a little about Kazuma and his party: "Speaking of which, I heard you defeated Beldia, Beldia-sama!"
"That lord is one of the top swordsmen among the Demon King's executives! You guys are truly amazing."
Kazuma, however, felt strange. Beldia was one of the eight executives, so why would Wiz know so much about him?
Wiz smiled a little shyly: "Because I'm also one of the Demon King Army's eight executives!"
"Get her!!" Aqua immediately tackled the latter to the ground, shouting that she would capture Wiz for a reward, which could not only pay off their debts but even make a small profit.
Wiz quickly explained: "'It won't stop you from leaving the shop and enjoying a relaxed life in the human town. Could I ask you to take charge of maintaining the barrier as an executive?' The Demon King personally requested this."
"Even if you defeat me, I'm useless! And I'm not wanted."
Aqua didn't care about any of that and was about to purify her on the spot. Fortunately, Kazuma stopped Aqua, but he was also a little worried, afraid that Wiz would retaliate against them because of Beldia.
"My relationship with Beldia isn't that great, actually."
When Wiz was in the Demon King's castle, Beldia would often throw his head at her feet under the pretext of "slipping" to peek up Wiz's skirt.
"It slipped—" Beldia's body assumed a pitching posture, but his head was thrown out. ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Is there really a need to attack this Demon King? He so calmly asks his executives to work, and even doesn't disturb his subordinates from opening shops in the human world."
What a conscientious boss! This Demon King doesn't seem like a normal person either, after all, would a normal Demon King be so considerate?
"Honestly... are there any bad guys in the Demon King Army? These executives are all surprisingly good!"
Everyone watched Aqua bully Wiz with subtle expressions. Aqua, on the other hand, seemed more like the Demon King Army executive. You even laid hands on such a kind lich!
And... I never expected you to be such a Headless knight! What a knightly spirit, turns out he's also a pervert. Is there no normal person in that world anymore!
And "God damn it, it slipped"... So Darkness's description was right. The original regret vanished instantly!
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〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
"This..."
Artoria looked like she wanted to say something, but couldn't. She really wanted to ask if all the knights over there were perverts?
She had previously thought Beldia was an upright knight who shouldn't have been killed, but now she regrets it... There isn't a single normal person in that world.
Shirou Emiya's mouth twitched:
"It slipped... You should at least retract your body posture."
He never expected Beldia's head could be used like that. Even without a head, he was still thinking of peeking, so skillfully that it was heartbreaking.
And please come up with a better excuse... An executive of the Demon King Army saying, "It slipped," who would believe that? Weren't you holding it quite steadily before?
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