〜OVERLORD World〜
Shalltear pouted towards Albedo, muttering,
"Look at what a real succubus is! You are the shame of all succubi!"
Although Albedo managed countless household tasks and decisions in the Great Tomb as its Chief Stewardess, even her own mount, the Bicorn, had refused to let her ride it anymore.
Unicorns can only be ridden by pure maidens; Bicorns have the opposite nature to Unicorns. The problem is, Albedo is a succubus!
The Undead King, Ainz, also felt a little shy looking at those revealingly dressed succubus ladies. Where had he ever seen such a sight...
However, due to the reason of his "lack of equipment," he quickly returned to a serious expression!
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[ Just as Kazuma was unsure how to fill out the form, the burly man next to him had already finished writing and left with a loud laugh, unable to wait for the dream to arrive.
Kazuma sat down on a chair, clutching the form, only to realize the burly man was sitting next to him: "Oh!! It's you..."
The burly man put down his pen, revealing a fierce smile: "Welcome to the entrance of hell! You fearless bastard."
The burly man then left, and Kazuma looked curiously at the completed form on the latter's desk.
"His profession is... Tailor? Huh! Isn't he an adventurer!"
Kazuma then learned by asking the succubus lady that, since it was a dream, setting up any character was fine, even specifying anime characters!
Kazuma understood; the succubus shop's dream service was simply invincible. After the succubus lady left, Kazuma silently began filling out the survey form.
He couldn't help but glance at the burly man's request, and he was instantly stunned: "Transform into a little shota, and be "abused" by adventurers..." ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"I thought you, old bro, were some amazing character, appearing like a worldly expert every time, turns out you're just a damn tailor..."
"Damn it, even anime characters are allowed. That's really tempting. This succubus lady is too awesome!"
Otaku boys and girls from other worlds were practically grinding their molars. What a wonderful world this was! If it were them, they'd be willing to stay in the beginner village for a lifetime.
And that burly man! I've tolerated you for too long!... You look so fierce, yet you tell me your profession is a tailor?! Are you living up to your job?
If you're a tailor, stop loitering around the Adventurers Guild! Every time, we see you there looking profound and mysterious, talking about the entrance to hell... such high pretense!
What left everyone most speechless was his unique fetish... It was truly impossible to tell that beneath the burly exterior lay the heart of a young boy. He certainly knows how to play!
It can now be confirmed: there isn't a single normal person in that world. Even a random burly passerby is a pervert with a unique fetish!
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〜KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World〜
"Yamete... N-No!"
Inside the Adventurers Guild, a two-hundred-pound burly man currently looked like a bullied maiden, covering his face and crying.
Is there anything more despairing than having everyone know you went to the succubus shop? ...He can now definitely tell everyone: Yes, there is! It's having your fetish publicly executed, double despair.
The scornful looks from the surrounding female adventurers made his back sting. After all, not everyone could maintain the good attitude of the depraved Kazuma.
Didn't they see Kazuma now completely ignoring the disgusted looks from his teammates and even the adventurers, acting as if he'd snap at anyone who tried to stop him?
After all, the reputation of the depraved Kazuma had already spread. How much worse could it get? He was the typical dead pig unafraid of boiling water—"What can you do to me!"
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[ Kazuma decisively finished filling out the requirements and returned home.
Darkness's family had also sent crab gifts and fine wine to thank them for taking care of her!
The fine crab paired with the super-fine wine almost made Kazuma forget about the succubus, but thankfully, he stopped himself in time.
To prevent himself from being tempted, Kazuma had to suppress his impulse, flashing a bright smile that didn't suit him: "I'm going back to sleep first!"
However, Kazuma was too excited. He tossed and turned in bed, unable to sleep, so he had to go to the bathroom to take a bath to help him sleep.
After an unknown amount of time, Kazuma vaguely heard a sound coming from the door, thinking he had already entered the dream.
"Yo!" Kazuma, thinking he was dreaming, openly greeted Darkness as she walked into the bathroom.
Although Kazuma's written request wasn't for a knight, but a beautiful older woman, who cares? It was just a dream anyway.
Just like that, Kazuma unceremoniously treated Darkness as a succubus and started scrubbing her back... Suddenly, Aqua's shouting interrupted Kazuma.
Kazuma tied on his bath towel and rushed out: "Is that idiot trying to mess things up in my dream?! I'll go teach her a lesson."
When he arrived in the hall, he saw a young succubus girl suppressed by Aqua's barrier. ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Good grief, I knew I hadn't misjudged him. Depraved as always. I can already imagine what happens next."
That bright smile... it really doesn't suit you, Depraved Kazuma! People from other worlds realized that if anyone in Kazuma's party showed that smile, they were 100% selling out a teammate.
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〜Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation World〜
Even Rudy silently gave Kazuma a thumbs up:
"As expected of Big Brother Kazuma, he can easily do things others can't."
Who else but Kazuma is a hero who doesn't spout grand theories all day, but dares to visit a succubus shop and neglects his duties daily?
And even though he has three beautiful women right beside him, he still goes looking for a succubus...
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[ Aqua put her hands on her hips, looking at the trapped, weak succubus: "This succubus ran into the barrier and can't move. She must be after Kazuma!"
Speaking of which, Darkness just now... Only after hearing Aqua's statement did the realization hit Kazuma, and his face suddenly changed.
Every man has something he must protect, and at this moment, Kazuma also had something he absolutely had to protect!
For the sake of his reputation, Kazuma showed a Jojo-style hard-boiled face, silently walked up to the succubus, and spread his arms to shield her: "Run, quick!"
This action by Kazuma confused even Aqua: "What are you doing? She's a demon targeting you!"
Even the trapped little succubus weakly took the blame: "Customer, this situation occurred because of my inexperience. I cannot let you be disgraced!"
"I will obediently allow myself to be exorcised. Customer, just pretend you don't know anything!"
The expression on Kazuma's face was clearly resolute. He shook his head vigorously. This was his masculine persistence! ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Kazuma is a true man! That resolute look... the art style is all wrong! Too bad this scene is used against his teammates!"
"Hahaha, Kazuma, are you trying to kill me with that expression!"
Everyone was nearly dying of laughter at Kazuma's hard-boiled art style. Usually, he looked like a coward, but precisely at this moment, he acted like a man.
And does that sound like something a succubus would say?... She'd rather be exorcised than expose her customer after being discovered. That's too dedicated! Too professional!
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[ Just then, Darkness also strode over angrily, believing Kazuma must have done such an excessive thing to her because of the succubus.
Aqua also unceremoniously clenched her fists, striking a pose, and looked at Kazuma with a theatrical expression: "I'll knock you head over heels first, and then send that succubus on her way!"
Kazuma couldn't care less about that. He adopted a boxer's stance, telling the succubus to run quickly, and he would hold off the rest.
"Bring it on!"
There is something that absolutely cannot be let down: the trust of my friends who confided their secrets in me. There is something that must be protected!
Carrying this conviction, Kazuma charged forward and was subsequently beaten into a pig's head. The succubus took the opportunity to escape. ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"If the opponent is Aqua, it might be a bit tricky. Will he win? He'll die... I'm sorry I couldn't satisfy Aqua-sama!"
"Oh!! It's inexplicably fired up! This is a battle to protect the dignity of all the old and young people in the town!"
He's protecting not just a succubus, but also the foolish things he did previously. But... why is he getting all fired up over something so strange?!
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〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
Looking at Kazuma, who had been beaten into a pig's head, Emiya Shirou reached up and rubbed his forehead, speechless:
"Why does he always become a man in such inexplicable situations?"
"Will he win? He'll die..." I can't stop laughing. Kazuma's personality is simply too outrageous.
With that kind of conviction that must not fail, someone who didn't know might think he was fighting the Demon King! The reason for getting fired up is far too strange...
Tohsaka Rin also silently chimed in with a complaint:
"What should really be mentioned is the succubus's noble professionalism!"
Damn, she almost got wiped out, yet didn't forget to keep the customer's secret. You deserve a Professionalism Fortune Card for the New Year.
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