〜KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World!〜
"These guys..."
Kazuma was momentarily speechless. He thought his reason for staying was strange enough, but he didn't expect something even more abstract.
Yare yare, the reason why a bunch of high-level bigshots are lingering in the novice village, I don't even want to expose you all.
"Damn it, how is this any different from a public execution? Not everyone has a thick skin like Sadistic Kazuma!"
A group of burly adventurers blushed slightly, awkwardly feigning a simpleminded look to hide their embarrassment...
Yet in their hearts, they cursed incessantly; if they had known they would be exposed, they would have made it sound more grand! This time, they would definitely be sentenced to "no-wife" imprisonment.
Meanwhile, some female adventurers discreetly looked away, thoughtfully pretending not to have heard anything, sighing inwardly... let's just consider it the courage they mustered to protect the town.
After all, that scene looked quite stirring, and they really didn't want to associate it with such a ridiculous reason.
Most importantly, being confident in their figures and looks, they really didn't want to admit they had lost to a succubus...
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[ To protect the succubus maiden, the male adventurers decided to fight to the death, launching an assault on the fallen mobile fortress.
"PUSH HARDER!!"
"HEY, HEY!! Manager, get out of here now."
Facts proved that the power of old perverts was immense. The adventurers, like a gang of bandits attacking a small village, charged into the giant fortress with strange cries!
In no time, they had smashed the mobile fortress to smithereens, from outside to inside.
Wiz frowned slightly and offered her suggestion: "Kazuma-san, if we can find the braking device, perhaps we can prevent it from self-destructing."
Aqua, standing beside them, looked at the unusually excited adventurers and nervously tugged at Kazuma: "Looking at this situation... it should be enough to leave it to them, right? Let's go back... let's try harder tomorrow!"
"Let's go, useless goddess!" Kazuma grabbed Aqua, who was trying to slip away, and rushed in with Wiz. ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Yare yare, dismantling a giant mobile fortress, that speed is too fast! Just how many high-level adventurers are hidden inside?!"
"Aqua truly lives up to her name as the Goddess of Wisdom; her intelligence immediately led her to think of packing up and running. Indeed, I wasn't wrong about you."
Watching such a cowardly Goddess of Wisdom, everyone was utterly speechless.
You are a god! A goddess who can cause massive floods with a mere flick of her wrist, why are you so quick to cower?
There's a reason Kazuma calls her the useless goddess: brave in fair winds, surrender in headwinds! Useless at everything, first-rate at running away.
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[ Led by the adventurers, Kazuma, as a party member, quickly found the main control room. In the center seat was a human skeleton, already reduced to white bones.
Aqua examined it carefully: "Let alone becoming an undead, there isn't even a trace of lingering attachment. Died quite cleanly."
Then Aqua found a diary on the desk. She opened it and began to read aloud, and the surrounding adventurers tactfully shut their mouths.
⟦ The high officials of the country gave me a difficult problem: to build a mobile weapon with the lowest budget. It's simply impossible... I tried pretending I had gone mad, running around in just my underwear.
But the female researcher told me to quickly take off my underwear, too. This country is probably doomed. So I casually slapped a spider onto a piece of paper and submitted it, but I never expected it to pass. ⟧
"....." Everyone involuntarily turned their gaze to the white bones on the seat, while Aqua continued to softly read the diary entries.
⟦ They talk about a power source; it's none of my business. If you're so capable, go find the legendary Coronatite!
In the flashback, an old man in a white robe appeared, grumbling at the window. The scene then shifted, and he glanced at the Coronatite before him, looking a bit flustered.
They actually found it! What do I do! If it still doesn't move, it's a death sentence... Please, move! ⟧
Aqua turned a page of the diary in a rather subtle atmosphere:
⟦ It's over, it's going berserk right now, the country is destroyed, oh no! ...But it feels a bit good, satisfying... Alright, I've decided, I'll spend the rest of my life here.
Because I can't get down, and it can't be stopped! The person who made this thing must be an idiot. Eh... I think I'm the one who made this. ⟧
"Are... are you kidding me?!" All the adventurers, except Wiz and Aqua, shouted in unison. ]
[ .....]
〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"If it weren't for this absurd effect, this story would indeed be quite heavy... BUT!! Said in this tone, I don't think I can even feel sad, damn it."
"Hahaha... It's actually quite tragic. Imagine how many people are in a country, but for some reason, I just want to laugh!"
"From a certain perspective, this inventor is absolutely amazing, isn't he? He literally created an unstoppable mobile disaster out of nothing."
Everyone looked at the mobile fortress, dubbed the Destroyer, and learned it was built due to such bizarre factors, immediately feeling a pang of discomfort.
No wonder the kingdom that invented the mobile fortress was destroyed; turns out they were all idiots. Is there not a single normal person in that world?
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〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline, Chaldea〜
Da Vinci, known as the universal genius, felt a headache coming on, somewhat speechless:
"Slapping a spider on paper as a blueprint and submitting it actually passed..."
Is the client so easy to please? This is clearly a perfunctory attitude, and the kingdom actually believed it.
The key is that they actually managed to build a mobile fortress based on such nonsense. Is their practical ability overly strong?
Dr. Roman's mood was also very complex at this moment. This diary... how to put it, it's seriously saying all sorts of outrageous things.
But even though the entire country was destroyed, after hearing such a heavy story, it almost made him burst out laughing. Can you believe it?
〜KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World〜
"It's because of such a reason... Is that kingdom full of idiots?!"
The people of this world were all going crazy. What kind of monster did they piece together like this?! It caused them to rebuild their towns again and again.
And... this old researcher is too much, isn't he? How much do you hate that country?! It was destroyed, and you even felt a bit satisfied. What's with that mindset?
Kazuma was completely stunned after reading it. This is too outrageous:
"Completely given up... This old man felt it was hopeless, so he just lay down."
Aqua, standing beside him, tilted her head in confusion, looking at the figure on the screen:
"This old man looks a bit familiar. I feel like I've seen him somewhere."
"Don't tell me this is another one of your reincarnated people..."
Kazuma felt a bad premonition upon hearing this. He could guarantee that the idiotic old man on the screen definitely had something to do with Aqua. The level of idiocy was the same!
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[ After some searching, everyone finally found the legendary Coronatite, but they couldn't do anything with it. Kazuma and Aqua could only stare blankly at each other.
Wiz, however, thought of a method: to teleport it away using teleportation magic. But her magic power was also running low, so she could only ask Kazuma to let her absorb some magic power!
Wiz's face flushed slightly as she leaned close to Kazuma, placing her hands on his cheeks, her slightly moist red lips full of temptation: "Would you please let me suck it out?"
"With pleasure!" Kazuma didn't hesitate at all; he wouldn't ask such a foolish question as "suck it out?"
Wiz's alluring lips were slightly moist, and she began to lean closer to Kazuma, who quickly closed his eyes.
Father, Mother! I'm going to become an adult in another world...
"Sorry, Drain Touch!" The imagined kiss didn't come. The magic power in his body, along with his stamina, was transferred into Wiz's body through the touch of her hands.
Wiz also let go of his hand just as Kazuma was about to lose consciousness, greatly disappointed... ]
[ .....]
〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Hahahaha, truly Sadistic Kazuma, you never hesitate when faced with these lewd situations."
"Let out a sigh of relief. I almost thought Kazuma was going to get lucky."
'Would you please let me suck it out?'... What kind of terrible line is that! No wonder Kazuma misunderstood, but it doesn't diminish everyone's admiration for Kazuma.
He's truly a role model for us! Lustful but not out of control. Although Kazuma is sadistic, he has never done anything in that regard, but everyone knows that if he wanted to, he'd have plenty of opportunities.
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[ Although it wasn't the absorption method Kazuma hoped for, after absorbing magic power, Wiz was at least able to use teleportation magic.
But now there was another problem: because teleportation magic is random, it would be bad if it were teleported to a densely populated area.
Seeing the Coronatite getting redder and redder, the arrow was on the string, and it had to be fired! Kazuma grasped Wiz's hand: "The world is vast, don't worry, I'll take all the responsibility!"
"Don't look at me like this, my luck is actually very good!"
Wiz felt much more at ease upon hearing this and cast teleportation magic, sending it to an unknown place.
But things weren't that simple. The remaining giant spider began to vibrate violently. If left unchecked, the novice village would turn into a sea of fire!
Kazuma was speechless: "What's the point of teleporting the Coronatite away like this?!" ]
[ .....]
〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Hahaha, the resolve they finally made was all for nothing; in the end, it still has to explode!"
"I'll take all the responsibility... I have a bad feeling about this. Could it be that it blew up the Demon King's Castle?!"
Everyone's hearts suddenly skipped a beat when Kazuma declared his bold words of taking all responsibility, feeling like he had just set up a huge flag.
Although Kazuma's luck is very high, don't forget you have a useless goddess with very low luck by your side!
With such a combination, according to the unreliable tropes of that world, could it be that it was teleported to their home?!
.....