Jack gave me some pointers about life. About how to live it.
The problem? He was already dead.
A man who lost his life was giving me pointers on it.
It was as if a fifty year old fat male teacher was teaching students about reproduction while having an erection which he got from the diagram in the book.
Jack told me there was only one rule in life and that was to keep levelling up.
I would have agreed to him since I have a system now but this bastard said that under the context of horniness. By levelling up he meant to pound on your girlfriend's mother if the girlfriend refuses!
Moreover, he said all that with full conviction as if he preached about why we should save trees and lesbians.
I wanted to scold him, shout at him but the situation wasn't making me do that.
Right now, more than fifty guards on fire were roaming around like zombies and call girls around a luxury car and I had to pass through them without touching them in this narrow corridor.
