The skinny guard raised his curved sword like men raise their arms in a perfume ad.
It passed through Jack's dead body and came straight for me.
If I do nothing, I would be dead.
I looked around and there were two cells. One on my right and one on my left.
So, without any damn second wasted, I jumped to my right like girls when they see me coming from their left.
I arrived in front of the cell and the prisoner inside was taken aback by my sudden jump.
"What? You want a kiss before dying, candy boy?" He asked.
Candy boy? I would have said yes if not for him calling me that. Wait. What am I talking about? Why would I have said yes? And why am I thinking about this? I am about to die. I have come here to do something.
I ignored the prisoner and focused on the lock that dangled on the gate like a petite girl dangles on a BBC.
I had nothing to use at the moment so I decided to do what Jack would hate.
TUNG!
I banged Jack's dead body's head on the lock.
