I asked Sexis about his experience in prison. As if he went to Japan as a tourist.
He told me he went through hell.
I expected "hell" meant he got used the way Johnson wanted to use me. But no. By "hell" he meant not getting used at all.
Apparently, the prisoners did want to use him… until they caught him beating his meat to a dictionary. A dictionary, bro. Out of all the things in existence, man chose the Oxford Word-gasm Edition.
They lost their appetite like vegans at a KFC buffet. Like a man who got proposed to by a hot girl only to see a camera recording him. The plan to violate Sexis got scrapped faster than a Netflix show with morals.
A prisoner named Diddier, yes that's the name, explained all this, and when he finished, Sexis started crying like an Onlyfans model when she got to know it's only her body that people cared for.
I thought he cried from the insults. But no—
