Sexis' mom had a voice so heavy it could be used as a gym weight.
When she ordered everyone to "ATTENTION!", the entire basement straightened up like we'd all been caught watching furry porn.
Spines cracked, knees clicked, and even the air got disciplined.
All eyes locked on Boob-Sexis. Yeah, I'm still calling her that until someone gives me an official birth certificate.
She was holding a thick metal rod, tapping it against her palm like she was one bad mood away from committing justified homicide.
I had no idea why Sexis never mentioned his mother. Probably because saying "My mom could one-shot God" kills the vibe on friend night.
What was she even doing in this basement? And why did she look like she just retired from the Galactic Military's 'I'll Slap Your Soul Straight' division?
She was an alien—taller than all of us humans, with two antennas twitching like they had Wi-Fi.
