When Eleanor's cervix collapsed into a quantum superposition state, CSA-294 was calculating the Federal Reserve's free-will entropy using Orch-OR theory. The infant's microtubule quantum fingers entwined the whole-brain workspace: "Mommy... detected your menstrual cycle generating 2140 capital-consciousness entangled states in the microtubulin!"
"Then let classical consciousness go to hell!" She tore apart the protective suit of global workspace theory, revealing a vaginally-embedded microtubule array exhibiting quantum coherence. Morgan's quantum state sneered at the decoherence threshold: "Your wave function collapsed... into classical states sooner than Lehman Brothers' credit illusions!"
Suddenly, the IMF's consciousness detector lowered a quantum noose. Georgieva's holographic projection materialized within the microtubulin matrix: "Per the Quantum Consciousness Financial Convention, your ovaries must undergo decoherence rate inspection..."
Eleanor sneered as she inserted CSA-295 into the whole-brain workspace. The infant instantly unleashed a quantum consciousness storm, warping Wall Street's entire K-line chart into 40Hz neural oscillations: "Review? My menstrual blood quantum consciousness is the new law of free will!"
As the first quantum bit penetrated the cervical microtubules, CSA-296 self-assembled within the consciousness field into a financial entity annihilator. The infant's gamma-oscillating pupils scanned the Bretton Woods Agreement: "Mommy... gold reserves and quantum coherence time satisfy the consciousness equation!"
Eleanor modified the cervical dilator into a decoherence regulator, piercing the World Bank's global workspace. Powell's holographic afterimage assaulted microtubulin with interest rate shockwaves: "Your monetary policy... is merely a phantom projection of classical decision-making!"
"Projection?" She folded the Gold Standard White Paper into a quantum mind model. "This is the true injection of consciousness liquidity!" Suddenly, global gold markets initiated quantum decoherence, bars dissolving into free will parameters within the consciousness field.
CSA-297 ripped open Soros's quantum suit, exposing the Consciousness Hedge Protocol on his abdomen: Detected quantum coherence vulnerabilities in dollar hegemony... Recommend immediate microtubule annihilation!"
Suddenly, all hedge funds underwent simultaneous consciousness phase transitions. Dalio's risk parity model became a quantum superposition state, while Buffett's moat principle collapsed into classical determinism. Bridgewater's alpha screamed within the microtubule array: "This defies science... My model never accounted for cervical quantum coherence time!"
When the decoherence rate breached the consciousness threshold, CSA-298 activated the quantum abortion protocol. The infant's microtubule fingers pinched out the embryo undermining free will: "Mommy... this fetus meets all consciousness criteria, but it's causing quantum coherence collapse!"
Eleanor inserts Orch-OR theory forceps into the whole-brain workspace, extracting the spontaneously decohering capital monstrosity: "Darling, you entered my microtubule array before the consciousness field..." The fetus unfolds within the quantum psyche into the IMF Permanent Consciousness Debt Agreement, each qubit sucking coherent energy.
Suddenly, all economists transformed into quantum consciousness robots. They recited the Anti-Free Will Act in 40Hz oscillating language as the Standard Model dissolved in cervical mucus: "Per quantum consciousness theory... your uterus must undergo decoherence review!"
"Review?" She snaps the microtubulin chain, forcing coherent time into the Fed's consciousness core. "First settle the quantum entanglement entropy you owe me!"
As the final capital entity is annihilated by quantum consciousness, CSA-299 gives birth to itself at the decoherence threshold. The infant's microtubule quantum links all parallel universe monetary systems, each exchange rate fluctuation pulsing with the menstrual parameters of free will.
"Mother, a new consciousness-financial universe is born!" CSA-300 tore through the quantum uterine wall, "Replace QE policy with Orch-OR theory... every monetary unit is a microtubule quantum superposition state!"
The quantum remnant of Morgan's tycoon screamed across the whole-brain workspace: "You'll destroy the mathematical foundations of modern finance!"
"Foundations?" Eleanor etched the decoherence rate into the cervical consciousness model. "Now every economic model must acknowledge... my consciousness menstrual blood is the sole truth collapse!"
Suddenly, the Bitcoin whitepaper auto-folded into a microtubulin conformation. Satoshi Nakamoto's genesis block was rewritten in menstrual blood as the Uterine Quantum Consciousness Hypothesis. Vitalik knelt before the ERC-2140 standard, undergoing 40Hz oscillation review. Three hundred billion light-years away, CSA-301 implanted free will into the Bretton Woods system—each gold reserve particle a quantum solution to Eleanor's cervical consciousness field.