In just a few seconds, Deadpool reverted to his original form, now with an even more perfect physique.
Deadpool looked down at his body, ran his fingers through his thick hair, and admired his handsome face in the reflection of the smooth wall. His excitement was uncontrollable.
"Oh, holy crab! Boss, I love you so much. I have no idea how to thank you!"
With that, Wade threw himself at Kino in a hug.
"I don't like men—especially naked ones," Kino said in disgust, pushing him away.
Deadpool's eyes gleamed mischievously as his body began to shift again. His frame became slender, curves swelled into voluptuous proportions, and the scarf around his waist slipped to the floor.
Dr. Banner stood frozen in shock at the transformation.
"What about this? If it's you, Boss, I wouldn't mind giving you my first time. This is my favorite body ratio—pretty amazing, huh?"
Deadpool, now a stunning beauty, twisted her waist seductively, proudly showcasing her curves from every angle.
Banner's nose started bleeding at the sight, while Kino simply closed his eyes in exasperation.
It wasn't like he lacked female company—he wasn't desperate.
Besides, someone else was about to lose it.
"A woman is one thing—but a man daring to flirt with my partner? Does he think I'm dead or what?!"
Venom, trembling with rage, shifted into battle form. Her eyes burned with fury as she swung a powerful punch, sending Deadpool flying like a cannonball into the steel wall with a loud, dull thud.
Still unsatisfied, Venom stormed over, grabbed Deadpool by the leg, and began slamming him back and forth against the ground like a ragdoll.
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
Each impact shook the laboratory, leaving deep craters in the floor. Dust and debris filled the air as the surrounding equipment trembled under the relentless assault.
Hiding in the corner, Banner trembled and whispered to Kino, "Boss, shouldn't you stop her?"
"Forget it—let Venom vent her frustrations. She's been in a bad mood lately," Kino replied helplessly.
He hadn't expected Venom's transformation to be so thorough—even to the point of having a menstrual cycle. It had caught him completely off guard.
Banner nodded in understanding, casting a sympathetic glance at the bloodied and battered Deadpool. Serves him right for running his mouth.
Recalling how terrifying Betty could be during that time of the month, Banner shuddered—this was even scarier than the Hulk.
The commotion soon triggered an intruder alarm, drawing others to the scene.
When the door slid open, they were greeted by the sight of a black monster ferociously beating a woman.
Annoyed by the interruption, Venom shifted her face to her human form and snapped, "What do you want?"
Recognizing their boss's partner, the newcomers hesitated, then nervously held out some weapons.
"W-We just wanted to know if you needed any weapons…"
"Thanks!"
Without hesitation, Venom grabbed the offered blades and resumed hacking away at Deadpool with the ferocity of someone intent on dismemberment.
The assassins exchanged glances, quickly shut the door, and warned their comrades, "Don't go in—Madam is in a bad mood."
When it was finally over, Kino led Venom out of the devastated lab.
Behind them lay a scene of utter chaos: the floor was shattered, blood and flesh were scattered everywhere, and broken machinery lay in ruins.
Banner sighed helplessly as he knelt to gather the fragments of his equipment.
Outside, the bustling city streets hummed with life.
"Feeling better now?" Kino asked, smiling at Venom.
"Yes. I never realized how troublesome a human body could be, affected by hormones like this," Venom replied, holding onto Kino's arm while some lingering irritation flickered in her eyes.
"Why not return to my body, then? You wouldn't be affected that way."
"I need to get used to it. Otherwise, how will I give birth to our children? Or do you want to carry the baby in your body?"
Venom teased, her voice playful as a laugh bubbled up. In the sunlight, her smile was radiant and mesmerizing.
"No thanks—I'll leave that job to you," Kino chuckled, shaking his head with an affectionate smile.
The Next Day
Sunlight bathed the towering headquarters of the Demon Corporation. Today marked the start of their recruitment fair.
"Hey there, folks! Good morning! I'm Wade, but you can call me Deadpool—or 'handsome,' I'm cool with that too."
At the entrance to the office, Deadpool—now fully healed—stood wearing a flashy red armored suit. His enthusiasm was infectious as he greeted the applicants.
"Hey, beautiful, join us—you'll get surprises every day!
"Yo, handsome! Don't hesitate—let's conquer the world together!"
His playful banter made some applicants chuckle, while others stared in confusion or ignored him altogether.
Since his recovery, Deadpool had stayed on, landing a job in the company. He wasn't in a rush to hunt down Francis—there was time for that.
Kino had even purchased a nearby building for employee housing, and Deadpool had moved his girlfriend, Vanessa, in with him.
In the office, Tom nervously turned to his superior and asked, "Boss, are you sure it's okay to have him as our receptionist? It might damage the company's image…"
"Relax, Tom. You're one of us now. Besides, I'm practically a demon lord who almost took over a country—since when do I care about image?"
Kino lounged casually in his chair, exuding an air of ease.
"This company will eventually be home to mutants, aliens, and demons. If someone can't handle Deadpool, they don't belong here."
Tom sighed, realizing he needed to adjust his mindset. Working under Kino was a different kind of job altogether.
Still, being the right-hand man to such a powerful figure had its perks.
With immortality, enhanced abilities, and a boss who valued loyalty over micromanagement, Tom couldn't complain.
Steeling himself, Tom resolved to serve Kino faithfully and prove himself worthy of the trust placed in him.
After all, thanks to the demonic contract, betrayal wasn't even an option.
And to Kino, hell itself was just a bonus—the real gift from Lucifer was that unbreakable contract.
From outside the office came Deadpool's unmistakable voice:
"Contestant number one, get inside! The boss is getting impatient!"
A hesitant voice responded, "That's me…"
Quote:"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned… or a symbiote on her period."
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