"I am the Lord of a certain kingdom.".
I rule the land, with my hand I teach them how to fight, how to cultivate, how to be civilized. But a cursed did appear, there I start to look for friends. I started to go to baba yaga, she is a great witch, she told me I have to pick the fur of a lycan, and I did so, there I meet the werewolf. Then she told me to pick the teeth of the grinch. But it fails me to do so. How would I, the great viscount, the Lord, the king, pick a nasty yellow teeth. It is too nasty. So instead I befriended them. But time passes by, no matter are we, it separates us. Then there comes the subjugation of Christianity. They march with a sword and more sword and more sword. Behind a cross. How can a curse mortal like us fight back. Its a holy thing. So i decided for myself, i was In the shade on my Bat form. The witch, and the grinch did flew, and they did know.The couragous was left, and it triggers me very deep. A guilty conscience appear. The lycan, the werewolf with out wings was left in a battle. How could he win such fight? So I hid and hid and hid. How in heaven gate he swim the philippines. You see this is the funny story, the witch landed first, with the grinch, then I arrived late. But how can lycan swim the Pacific?. It was a sophisticated place, uncivilised. Later the government subdue me, it hits me in the nerve. How can I, an invisible being be captured in the eyes. Then later I would receive a message from the government that they all were under custody. Who would have thought that the government would allow me to become a governor, and look at me now. Watching them on my own TV screen. That lycan is as stupid as he can be. He thinks he can escape from the government not even I the invisible one is excuse. Even when I am invisible they see me, how much you a lycan. He told that moron he wants me to scare them, the moron is right. I am kind so they tame me easily without force. You see this why the lycan is so stupid. He probably did not saw how terrifying humans are. I the dracula do love formality, one time I was invited by a strange party, I attended with grandeur, I mingled and talk to them. I drank the wine, then that's it. That's how i see how terrifying nick Fury is. I travelled ten worlds, I visited lot of places. I saw different names, and everytime I want to woke up, another world would arrive. From then, the viscount is gone. I no longer knows how to go to my world. They told me I, the dracula, the viscount, the dracula of old, the great, is on a state of comma. Not until the thousand years, not until I saw baba yaga came, how do they do that?. A mere mortal like him, how could he make me sleep a thousand years. Which is why I am here, like pup, not a pup, I'm the viscount the god of the night, who travel the philippine. How can I be on a state of comma?. Another thing, in all of the place he can escape why did he choose philippines. I could understand the witch, but a lycan. Why dont he go to Nigeria, there his kin did lives. I fitted here not him. Why in heaven. Well anyway I'm the governor, I'm in the government of Fury only on a state of comma. This is why i like the government. A mere mortal made me sleep a thousand years, how can a dracula be tame on a mere party. Well I dont have no choice, I have to control them. Well I am fitted afterall, i the king, rule the world, and now i am tamed. An immortal like tamed.". Then he stood up and on his TV, there lies the stupid werewolf. " his eyes reflected on it. Its like a pasted oil, only its his eyes.". "Look what are they doing? What are they doing?". "Is he nuts?. A werewolf look at them. Ah.. my god.". I was once a mighty ruler, I had a kingdom of my own, then Jesus christ army arrived. Then the subjugation of Christianity destroyed and ruined my kingdom. I the great dracula. Now look at me.". Then on the screen, there lies an image of him sleeping soundly, with a loud snore. "Look at me, i the great king. On a state of comma. I cannot accept that. I cannot accept that. Not in a hundred years. Then he went back to his sit. Then an image appear. This time, its the nick Fury. "Sir yes sir", said by the dracula. "No need for formalities, I am here for an order. As you see you are hidden at night. You are invisible, I have a quest for you. Then television screen changes. "Sir yes sir", said by the dracula. Then in just a minute like a soldier, the dracula was given order. "Any questions?.". "Sir no sir.". Then it ends here. Then the television screen went normal and he saw himself sleeping on a casket. "How can this happen to me?.". Then a surge of pain appear on the dracula, for behind him is his glorious past. I wage war with different kingdoms and throne, but when Jesus arrived and he cast the demons like us, the holy god sent shiver to me and I was defeated. Oh how i want it back. I want my glory, my fame. But when the son of Jesus and jesus christ army appear. My eyes went wide, my face shows it all. Then I cower in fear, great thing is, there is other couragous one. His courage gave me time. A greater time to flee. Then I said well done comrade, bye bye. So I flew and flew, for I knows what's god wrath is. Bye bye mi amor, dear lycan. Who would have taught that the guy would live. What a guy. The dracula sends his hands a loud of applause. I wonder how many swords did he clashes. That Jesus christ army, I would never forget it.