Chapter 46: I CHOOSE THE BEAR
DO YOU CHOOSE THE MAN OR THE BEAR
The cave was darker than Twitch chat after a ban wave.
Gu Yue Yao Le woke up tied to a rock like a damsel in a horror movie.
Arms? Hogtied behind her back.
Gu worms? Plundered + refined (Fang Yuan's inventory just got stacked).
Outfit? Ripped to shreds (RIP modesty).
Arms tied behind her back like a damn pretzel.
Rope around her neck? "New choke collar just dropped."
Her thoughts:
"Did Fang Yuan kidnap me just to flex his knot-tying skills? Is this some sigma male prank?"
Reality? Worse.
Fang Yuan's entrance: "You're awake. Good. Do you choose the man or the bear"
Yao Le's face: "Ofc the bear! Oh hell nah—"
Fang Yuan drops bear behind him like a DLC boss.
Yao Le face went from 😃to😨INSTANTLY
[FANG YUAN'S EVIL MONOLOGUE SPEEDRUN]
"Took me forever to find this bear. Wolf tide made it a grindfest."
Tears her shirt like a Walmart Black Friday shopper.
Yao Le's panic: "YO CHAT TF IS GOING ON THIS HAS TO BE A PRANK RIGHT?!"
Plot twist: Fang Yuan just wanted aesthetic damage for the demonic ritual.
BEAR YUM YUM
Bear: "GYATT DAMN, FREE WOMEN FOR ME!"
First bite? Throat. Blood splatter = Jackson Pollock painting.
Second bite? Right tit. Ribs exposed like a damn X-ray.
Heart snack? Bear swallows it like a gummy vitamin.
Bear: 🐻 "OM NOM NOM."
Yao Le's last expression: 😱 "Grandma, I regret EVERYTHING—"
POST-MEAL SCENE:
Yao Le's corpse? Hollowed out like a pumpkin after Halloween.
Bear? Licking its paws like it just finished a 5-star meal.
Fang Yuan? Already planning his next demonic power-up.
Hidden Lore Drop:
Man-beast Life Burial Gu requires "innocent blood."
Yao Le's death = First ingredient acquired.
FANG YUAN'S PHILOSOPHY DROP (500-YEAR-OLD DEMONIC RIFF)
Fang Yuan stood over Yao Le's ravaged corpse like a Twitch philosopher mid-rant, arms folded like:
"Ayo chat, let's talk about Buddhist cosmology real quick..."
"Buddha would've jumped in the bear's mouth to 'save' her. Weakness.
I see truth: skin, bones, bears, girls—all equal. All FOOD.
Mortal simps cry 'justice!' but nature just goes 'nom nom nom.'
Divinity isn't love or hate. It's watching a bear yeet a Karen and feeling NOTHING."
"HOLD ON GUYS THIS MIGHT BE TOO SMART FOR YOU GUYS, LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU"
1️⃣ "No Self, No Person" = "Simping for beauty? Cringe. That ribcage under her skin? Same as a bear's. Same as yours."
2️⃣ "Detached From Living Things" = "Humans, rocks, NPCs—all equally worthless in the cosmic scale."
3️⃣ "Void is Flesh and Bone" = "Her 'pretty' face? Just future worm food. Stay woke."
BUDDHA VS FANG YUAN (DEBATE CLUB):
Buddha: "I'd jump in the bear's mouth to save her 🥺"
Normies: "Kill the bear! Save the waifu! 😡"
Fang Yuan: "Watching the bear get a 5-star meal. Neutral evil."
Sigma Revelation:
"Nature doesn't care about your moral grandstanding. Only POWER matters."
Twitch Chat Reacts:
💀 "BRO TURNED A MURDER INTO A TED TALK"
🍿 "THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T ANNOY SIGMAS"
🐻 "BEAR GOT MORE RIZZ THAN FANG ZHENG"
AFTERMATH: DEMONIC ASCENSION
Fang Yuan loots Yao Le's Gu worms like a raid boss.
Bear passes out from food coma (blood drunk debuff).
Cave now a 5-star horror Airbnb.