"To stop you from drooling over Kyle, let me do it instead," Dorian said.
Alice was mortified, glaring at Dorian with her round eyes, but it was futile. His thick skin put hers to shame, and with Kyle and Mabel sitting at the table too, she had no choice but to grit her teeth and eat.
It seemed like Dorian was getting a kick out of feeding her, occasionally placing dishes into Alice's bowl until it was piled high.
"Are you feeding a pig or something? Stop giving me more," Alice muttered, her mouth full.
Dorian chuckled, "Now that you mention it, it does seem a bit like that."
Alice nearly choked on her food. Once she managed to swallow, she blurted, "What do you mean? Are you saying I look like a pig?"
Dorian gave Alice a serious once-over and then earnestly said, "You're cuter than a pig."
Alice was speechless, wishing she could shake him by the shoulders and shout, seriously, who talks like that?!
"Pfft,"
