The day after the Battle of Tonsberg was one of righteous celebration.
I'm sorry, did I say righteous? Cause I meant absolutely fucking bonkers!
Thor decided it would be a good idea to party with the citizens of Tonsberg, and so he took me, Loki, the Warriors three, Sif, and Axl and Voltair on a Bifrost trip to Tonsberg. He, (because of course he did) decided to steal father's personal favorite stash of ale, and bring it to the party.
Needless to say, the stuff is fucking strong. For a normal human, it'd be like drinking goddamn Everclear.
For God's however, It's like double that. You see, it's a special type of ale that interacts with our genes in a weird way- long story short it makes God's super fucking drunk.
Que the shenanigans...
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"WHOOOHOOOO!" A very drunk Thor yells out after having been thrown wayward By a giant Loki; he decided he liked the game and immediately came back for another round- like a fucking puppy.
Except he's the ball.
"Thor you dumbass! Hahahaha!" I hear loki bellow as he watches Thor land in the lake, which had previously been frozen over.
I look around me, watching as my fellow asgardians sing and Dance to their hearts content with the people that worship them, and I am filled with joy. These are my people- silly as they may be.
Looooki! Comes drinks with your Lil' brotha!" I yell out to him, and he moves over to me so he can grab onto a cup of liquor.
"To my big bro, who shoulda kicked that fross gian's assholes! The shhhtupid king looofey or whatever cheated! To my bro! The future King of The Jotuns!" I yell out, and everyone around us takes a shot- followed by wooping of utmost happiness.
As the night goes on, the party continues, and I begin to remember less and less of it.
One part, however, sticks out very clearly.
A woman stepping through a portal- she has dark hair and eyes and wears a green and black tight fitting suit. Safe to say she's gorgeous, but she's off the table since she happens to be my sister.
"Big s-hic-shis Hella! Come drinks with meeee!" I discovered this a while ago, but I am the happiest and goofiest drunk you've ever met. (A/n: this is true for Me irl as well lol) So, when I notice my big sister, I walk right up to her(wobbly of course) and proceeded to wrap her in a ginormous hug.
"W-what are you doing Verdandi! Let me down!" The goddess of death said, however, for some reason she didn't force herself out of my grip. After letting her go, and after a bit of drunken convincing, we got Hella to start drinking with us.
And lemme tell ya, she is a fun drunk to be around. She juggled her swords, did little tricks, did shots with us, drinking games, drunk wrestling, on and on and on. Honestly, if I didnt know for sure that I imagined her, then I'd think Hella is the coolest older sibling out of the ones I have.
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"Oh fuck... my head..." I mumble to myself after waking up to the light of the sun shining in my eyes, "My eyes! Turn off the sun!Ugghhhhh"
Safe to say, the party was a fun one. The hangover... not so much. Too bad I didn't end up remembering most of it.