Chapter 906: Kazuma's Lifelong Psychological Trauma
As soon as she finished speaking, she used teleportation magic.
Along with the massive snake tail behind her, she vanished in a flash of white light.
"That's strange, why did she look at him with that expression?"
Darkness looked at the scene with uncertainty.
Before disappearing, the red-haired beauty had glanced at Eiji with an indescribable expression—not the infatuated gaze of an admirer, nor the hatred toward an enemy... It was unclear what that look meant, but it was quite peculiar.
...
When Green Broccoli Slayer and the others retreated to the village, they encountered the real village chief leading a group of people rushing over. Only then did they realize they had been deceived and hurriedly led everyone to the scene.
However, by the time they arrived, the incident had long been over.
Darkness took a dejected Megumin back to rest, while Aqua charged into the warehouse, gathering various treasures like a bandit, wearing a serious expression as if determined to claim them for herself.
"This executive is already dead. I'm going to bury her."
Eiji pointed at Silvia on the ground and spoke to the village chief.
"Outsider, you truly understand! Even if she was an enemy, there are aspects worthy of respect. I understand—let her rest in the vastness of heaven and earth!"
The village chief patted Eiji's shoulder approvingly.
"Kazuma, come help!"
Eiji picked up Silvia's body and led a stunned Kazuma out of the underground warehouse.
"...Boss, even if you didn't want to give Miss Silvia to me, did you have to go this far?"
Only after they were out of the Crimson Demons' sight did Kazuma look at Eiji with fear.
Killing a subordinate just like that?
Would I be killed someday too?
"What are you thinking?"
Eiji looked at him speechlessly and took out his spiritual weapon.
"Did you forget the setting of my sword?"
"...Oh right, I think there's a setting about the illusion form not harming people!"
Kazuma suddenly understood and breathed a sigh of relief.
Thank goodness! He had thought the boss he followed was the type to treat his subordinates as expendable—it had scared him half to death!
"Then why hasn't Miss Silvia woken up yet?"
"I knocked her into shock with my sword."
"...One-Inch Punch, huh? At least they use their fists—you knocked someone into shock with a sword?"
"More or less the same idea."
Ignoring Kazuma's awestruck expression, Eiji lightly tapped Silvia's chest with the back of his sword.
Her heart soon resumed beating, and Silvia woke up in confusion.
After learning the truth, her expression turned complicated.
This Demon King must have some serious issues!
"Alright, I'll leave you two here. With the sky as your blanket and the earth as your bed, finish up quickly so we can head back!"
Eiji looked at the two with a teasing expression, then turned and disappeared into the night.
"Pfft!"
Kazuma suddenly snorted, his heart racing.
"Mi-Miss Silvia... The boss said that, you know? A-a field battle for the first time... You don't mind, do you?"
"What a wild way to play—I like it!"
Silvia decided not to dwell on the Demon King's mental issues and looked at the short young man beside her, her eyes filled with ambiguity.
"Miss Sylvia!"
Kazuma was extremely excited, leaping into Sylvia's embrace with a tiger-like pounce.
Is it finally happening?!
I, Kazuma Satou, after several months in this world, am finally going to lose my virginity here!
"Hehehehe..."
Hidden in the grass in the darkness, Eiji watched the unfolding scene ahead with a sleazy grin.
Go for it, Kazuma!
I'm fully prepared!
Eiji raised his student handbook.
"Eeeek! No! No! Stay away! Boss! Boss, I was wrong! Save me, or my chastity is done for! Help! Someone save me!!!"
Kazuma's blood-curdling screams, as mournful as a cuckoo's cry, soon pierced the sky.
"Hiahiahiahiahia!"
A sinister laugh came from the grass.
...
Morning arrived. A golden sun leaped over the horizon, dispelling the night's chill. Dewdrops on the trees reflected the golden dawn, while spring flowers in the mountains swayed in the gentle breeze.
In the morning, Kazuma returned to Megumin's house, looking haggard and walking unsteadily.
"Kazuma, what happened to you?"
Eiji accurately intercepted him, wearing a mischievous grin.
"Not enough energy? Drained dry?"
"...Boss, you did this on purpose, didn't you?"
Kazuma stared blankly at Eiji with hollow eyes.
"What?"
"That Miss Sylvia... pfft, that patchwork monster is a futanari!"
"What, Sylvia is a futanari?!"
Eiji showed a genuinely shocked expression, as if learning this for the first time.
"Then... is your butt okay?"
"Fortunately, her strength was weakened by that spiritual weapon of yours, boss, so I managed to escape easily..."
Kazuma eyed Eiji suspiciously.
His expression didn't seem fake, as if he really didn't know beforehand.
But judging by his usual behavior, Kazuma had reason to suspect this bastard did it on purpose!
Otherwise, with his perverted nature, why would he give away a woman who perfectly matched his preferences?
Kazuma understood well - the boss's tastes were the same as his, both being extreme fans of mature older sisters. Well-endowed big sisters were their true love!
He was 80% sure this trashy person absolutely did it on purpose!
But since he wouldn't admit it, there was nothing Kazuma could say. After all, this person was still his boss, and getting screwed over by the boss was a subordinate's fate.
Anyway, if there were similar "benefits" in the future, he definitely wouldn't believe them again!
Clearly, you have to find your own wife!
"Boom!"
Suddenly, a massive fireball descended from the sky. The scorching heat waves transformed into astonishing shockwaves that surged in all directions, startling Kazuma and making him tense up.
"What now?"
Last night's experiences had already made him neurotic, especially the encounter with Sylvia which became his lifelong psychological trauma!
"It's Wolbach."
Eiji pointed at the distant sky.
Kazuma used Clairvoyance to look over and indeed saw the red-haired beauty floating in the sky. Was that explosion magic just released by her?
"Boss, what are you trying to do?"
"Just wait and see!"
In the sky, after casting one explosion magic that blew open the recently filled pit at the entrance of Crimson Demon Village again, Wolbach turned and used teleportation magic to leave.
"That woman again?"
Darkness, Aqua, and the others had also rushed out of the house, their expressions grave as they stared at the distant land. Megumin trailed behind them, her face vacant, lost in thought.
"Damn it! She used Explosion and then teleported away again. There's nothing we can do about it!" Darkness glared resentfully at the freshly formed crater in the distance.
"Don't worry, didn't I tell you? I have a secret plan to deal with her!" Eiji thumped his chest confidently as he looked at the group.
"Leave this to me. I'll take care of that woman today!"