After I fell asleep from destroying the pca heavy copter i zonked out .i woke up to the sound of static crackling through my earpiece. A familiar voice cut through the noise: "I've got a job for you, 621."
"What is it, Walter?" I asked.
"The job's from Balam. They need you to infiltrate Grid 135 and destroy their artillery installations."
Suddenly, my device pinged with an incoming Discord call. It was G7 Hackra, along with someone called Volta—and what appeared to be an iguana.
"Oi, Raven," hackra said. "Thanks for saving me the other day, even though your buddy—who I won't prod about—caused that damage."
"Why are you thanking this freelancer?" the iguana-like figure growled.
"Chill, Iguazu," said a gruff voice.
I rubbed my temples in frustration. "It's fucking 3 AM. I need to prepare for a job for the corps you work for. And how the hell are you even calling me?"
"Don't worry about it," they replied in unison.
"And why is there an iguana in the call?"
"I am NOT an iguana!" the figure protested.
A young voice—G6—chimed in. "Bro, calm down."
"Shut up, kid," I snapped. "I normally don't care about this stuff, but interrupting me before a job—"
"Oi, kiddos and G13," G1 Michigan cut in.
"Who the hell is G13?" I demanded.
"You," Michigan shot back. "And your friends are G15, G14, and G12."
"Yo 618 you here help me I am getting harassed by rot and major payne too bad the others are on a mission".
618's voice crackled through the channel. "Yeah, I'm here, but what the hell? These guys remind me of military cadets and their drill sergeant."
" ugh Walter did you get harassed and boot camped into giving them our discord group chat!"
" ugh Oi g1 wth man you fucking retard is this going to be a thing really "
"You bet your sorry Kido maggot ass we are going to go on field trips we call farays"
" You redguns do not know what a kilometer is do you "
All:wtf is a kilometer 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
" what are guys listing to"
All: America the beautiful!!!.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPw04MoVNnU&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5t
620,619 joined the call
620 voice,comes through the call, "wtf is going what are they on I just read the chat logs"
All the redguns:liberty and freedom with a dash of oil that's what we're on!!!!!!!!!wtf is a kilometer rahhhhhhh!!!!! What's that in freedom units.
619 voice come through the call" no more tax money for a week"
All the redguns: what not our tax money no!!!!!
"Then calm the fuck down"
All the redguns :fine.
I mutter"We need to set user names"
Walter's voice finally comes through the call" ugh I was having technology issues,to answer your question maybe maybe not I totally did not have Michigan be a major Payne and don't let the redguns teach you bad manners😒😒😒 get ready for the job"
"Yeah, whatever," I muttered, disconnecting from the call.