*NONE OF THIS IS CANON, JUST A FUN CHAPTER*
Time freezes across the Sea of Worlds. Every world stops in motion, snow starts falling like a snow globe shaken up. Frozen world with only snow to move, that is the fate of every world.
It was Christmas, Father Christmas Santa Claus wakes....
HO HO HO! he shouts.
Patting his large portly belly, he sits up, his hibernation throughout the year stops. Allt his time, he had been growing his power, waiting to release it now!
The head elf comes down, "Everything is set up Santa, the sleighs are set and presents are all made in-time!"
He laughs, "Then spread Christmas cheer, I will."
He sets off on the sleigh, carried by his reindeer cohort lead by Rudolf with his glowing red nose. He whips the reign and a myriad of Santas fly off in every direction.
He becomes a quantum being, going into every World in the Sea of Worlds at once. Each Santa split will then split again to visit every person at once blessing the Worlds.
Entering Hou and Hamar's World, the Santa assigned (they are all one being, he is not really split but that's the best way to think about it) laughs heartily.
"A new world! An extra blessing is on the list, I'm sure!" He pulls out a list from his robe, infinitely long and infinitely short.
1. Xxx xxx
He reads them, "Oh naughty, naughty."
He whips at the reigns again, the reindeer prance to the first stop on Santa's route.
He snaps and a glowing sparkle brings back time where he wishes and no further. With his hands on his jolly waist, he harrumphs.
"You five have been very naughty!" He looks at Hou, Zhou Tian and threw of the five figures (the other two being with Hamar).
He pulls out the list, it drops down and Santa waits I til it hits the ground and continues, "As you can see, you are all on the naughty list,"
Hou burns his Causality and summons an icicle in the now-formed snow to hit "Santa". Similarly, the others all attack the new opponent interrupting them.
Santa looks around and snaps his finger, each of the attacks vanished, in their place a gift manifests. He holds out his hands and the gift boxes land on his hands.
"So you all still wants presents despite being on the naughty list?" He asks before throwing the packaged gifts towards the five of them; they separate magically.
The five of them look curiously and open their presents, each of them being punched in the face by their own attacks brought back towards them.
Zhou Tian tries to attack again but Santa glares in his direction and he freezes. Santa looks angry and speaks with a loud voice, "You all are continuing to be naughty, you all will comply now!" His face was red from anger now not just the cold.
He takes a few steps forward and swipes the air, the scene changes. They were previously in the air, now they found their feet planted in deep snow in a cheery forest.
Santa takes a few steps and comes into view three new people, Hamar and two figures he had been talking to.
Santa smiles, "You have been naughty too, but been good and talking, take a present children..." Under his breath he mutters a continuation, "before your punishment."
He unhurls a sack that had just materialised into his back, pulling out three small packaged gifts he quickly throws to the three newcomers.
They look confused they start to unwrap. Hou breaks free from Santas grasp and shouts, "Don't! It's an attac–" Santa glares in his direction and he shuts up.
But it was too late, Hamar had already opened the gift. He pulls it out, "A new pommel, thank you."
He looks around, "But I dropped my sword earlier?"
Santa chuckles, "Maybe if you weren't being naughty, you wouldn't have?" He quietly looks at the others recieving their presents, "Okay, that's enough now."
He stomps and the snow flattens into a solid brick, the from it rises a table and chair. The entire group is controlled by Santa's cheer and sits down obedient whether by choice or not.
"Oh!" Santa proclaims, "I almost forgot someone."
"You too." He spoke aloud, "Yes, you."
No response.
He sighs, "I'm talking to you!" He flies up and waves his hand, the snow falling
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"Why's it so thin?!" Santa complains and shouts, "I'm talking to you–"
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"–READER!" oh now you're paying attention?
Won't you come and celebrate the cheer? Oh, I don't suppose you all celebrate Christmas do you?
Well, that's okay. Just come down and embrace the festive cheer anyway, this Father doesn't care. Those scoundrels are even going to sit down and have fun together, won't you too?
No? Oh well...have fun yourself hopefully, I'll just get them to understand that fighting isn't everything. Sometimes a bit of whimsy is all you need.
Santa falls back from the screen, back into the scene. All the main players in this final fight for the fate of this world and beyond wait patiently as Santa summons up food.
"Eat!" You will understand eachother over a good meal, then after Christmas I want you all to come up with a conclusion for this whole–
He waves his hands around, "This whole thing! Its all so much, why so much?"
And so the story ends. Santa gives even those most naughty in this world a Christmas meal together with forced peacefulness.
Now he leaves, his job accomplished. He goes back to the North Pole of the Sea of Worlds above it all, and sleeps once more.
All that he did is forgotten, all that happens is undone, he sleeps and waits till next year. Time unpauses the endless pain and suffering continues with only that forgotten respite from it all.