"Eh? Yoichi, wake up! Stop sleeping! Get back there and work, you are destined to work for us!" In a commanding manner, a dark green-haired woman slapped the sleeping individual gently.
"Fufufufu~ looks like somebody missed us in his journey..." a mature tone jested.
"Wow, is he dead? As in dead dead? How come he's here in the Pure Land?" a faintly familiar voice rang in a sleeping man's ears, fluttering his eyes from the radiant and shining world.
After dying, Yoichi transmigrated into the Pure Land and tested his new ability in disguise. Also, he couldn't deny his longing for his wives so he made a technique to bypass the refined spiritual essence of the land beneath the world.
Fortunately, his technique worked pretty well as the spiritual body of Yoichi didn't have a brainwashed and dull state like the people outside of the [Field of Desire]. The technique was named the "Spirit Wandering Technique" and originated from the mystical abilities of the Immortals. Yoichi's process was simple: develop a chakra-based soul transfer just like the immortal ability and boom!
"Makima! Satomi! Maki! I missed you all! Call them, I need everyone's attention immediately since I only have 5 minutes here before my destined reincarnation!" Yoichi exclaimed and without further ado, the three wives went on their way and reached out to the family as soon as possible.
'Hmmm... The manipulation of spiritual essence here was sufficiently dense! The Three Great Monks deserved to be called the GOATS in this sacred energy just like forceful indoctrination.'
"Yoichi!" " Father!" "Sensei!"
Investigating the domain, Yoichi rubbed his chin in contemplation until all of the usual figures rushed to hug him tightly like monkeys, forming a comical scene, and buried him to the ground in delight while Satomi hurried and joined the fray with her best friends. The atmosphere became unusually brighter when Yoichi arrived like a radiant sun. On the side, Soujiro and Ryoko enjoyed the blissful scene in their eyes, looking at their leader's figure with sky-high gratitude.
"Okay, that's enough... I will make a brief announcement before I leave once more and give you all the details of the present time..." Yoichi smiled bitterly as the rest reluctantly made their way to stand up. After the humourous incident, the group looked at him with shining eyes and smiles.
"Currently, there are no problems with the plans while I am waiting for the timely arrival of the main show... Our time to shine will come at a later date so be ready and prepare yourself... My wives, do you think we could do that here? Why are you kids blushing? All of you are technically old enough!" Yoichi's nonsensical blabbering made his wives roll their eyes out of spitefulness while the rest laughed at his display of unconcerned attitude.
"Oh, time's up... Heed my advice and prepare! Our time in the world would be fantastic! Bye-bye!" Yoichi's vanishing voice as his spiritual body disintegrated into pieces of shining light while the rest enjoyed his minute presence even for a little.
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[Remaining Rebirth Counts: 412]
'What the fuck happened? I lost 143 reincarnations in the blink of an eye! Akashic, pull up the death logs immediately!' After waking up at the 3-month-old baby's body, Yoichi was exasperated by the multiple death count of his reincarnation and wanted to uncover the truth.
[Death Logs]
—[First reincarnation's mother got sacrificed into the God Tree by Kaguya.]
—[Second reincarnation's family blindly attacked Kaguya and instantly ass-blasted.]
—[Third reincarnation's mother committed suicide with the loss of her entire clan.]
—[Fourth reincarnation's mother was stabbed in the back by a bandit, likely caused by Kaguya.]
'KAGUYA!!! What the fuck is going on with her brain? Did she go haywire? Akashic, switch template! Shit, it will go automatic defense since no baby has consciousness at the start! Help the innocents and do not kill any being I am recently acquainted with, just throw them back their house... Also, awaken me in those 5 minutes if possible.'
[Switch Complete.]
[(Lazy Martial Artist) -> (Mortal)]
Without his remaining consciousness, the 3-month-old baby went into a protective state, automatically protecting the people using [SOIL]. As such, Yoichi's frail form managed to throw away Kaguya — who had been on the rampage ever since Yoichi's death, brutally unleashing all of her anger out of the people outside the Lands of Ancestors and sacrificing them all deprived of guilt or remorse.
"I was... Thrown off by a child?!" Consumed with intrusive thoughts and killing intent, Kaguya employed her [Yomotsu Hirasaka] and chased the floating 3-month-old baby. However, her suspicions about the kid grew, and her body became uneasy as the tension between a baby and a grown woman thickened in the atmosphere.
'Stop it, Kaguya! It's me, Yoichi Murakami... Look at yourself, overdrawn by the insatiable hunger for power, you became the monster you despised! Go back and contemplate your foolish actions!' Yoichi's stern tone made Kaguya tremble at hearing the child's voice in her mind and wanted to ask a multitude of questions until she was thrown back into her house.
"Yoichi's back?! But how? How could he transform or reincarnate into something smaller? How?" Kaguya knew the [Kāma]] from the Otsutsuki Clan yet her mind was utterly confused about Yoichi's reincarnation without any form of marks on him.
"I will await your answers, Yoichi... I will stop my transgressions effectively." Comprehending his words, Kaguya looked at the sky while sitting on the ground and began calming her mind with meditation.
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"Hoooh! I managed to quell the beast with my powers! I needed to find someone who could take care of my baby form for now. If ever Gamamaru orchestrated the betrayal of Hagoromo and Hamura, I will be a witness. Sealing that goddamn granny would be enough time for me... Akashic, switch back."
[Switch Complete.]
[(Mortal) -> (Lazy Martial Arts)]
Afterward, Yoichi located a pretty good family and made himself at home without any problems. Still, the story eventually led to the current timeline wherein merely two years, Gamamaru hoodwinked the two geniuses and knew Kaguya's cruelty.
Coupled with his Haori dying beneath the God Tree as a sacrifice, Hagoromo grinds his way into the senjutsu while Hamura becomes a spy for his brother. Nevertheless, Kaguya was aware of his plans and mind-controlled Hamura with her purity better than her child.
Then, Gamamaru gave Hagoromo the life talisman — which Gamashiro and his close friends made in exchange for their lives. Both Brothers fought against each other and Hagoromo won with his newly obtained dojutsu, the Rinnegan. What a fucking overpowered bastard. Using the Life Talisman, Hamura revived for round two against their mother with a Ten-Tails as a Jinchūki.
By the time Yoichi was two years old, the moon was in the night sky and shining moonlight from afar. Luckily, he analyzed the full battle details with sufficient data. It took 4 months before the other side gave out, each side was monstrous with chakra and senjutsu out of the field. However, Hagoromo and Hamura won with a breadth of an inch due to Kaguya's nonexistent battle experience.
Furthermore, the determination of the twins skyrocketed, and gave it all for the sake of humanity unlike Kaguya's Vergil-like mindset of power, power, and I need more power!
Ultimately, the devastation of the land was truly unimaginable in sheer scale of destruction. That's why the Land of Ancestors and the Land of That were annihilated in the future, geologically altering the northern side of the planet.
"Let's visit Kaguya... Maybe she feels desolate there without a speck of light nearby... Oh, Hamura's also there with his buddies!"
"Space-Time Release: Noclip!"
After growing 18 years old, Yoichi went inside the moon uninterrupted and hidden from the white eyes of the Otsutsuki Clan including Hamura. As soon as Yoichi went in, the darkness instantly occupied his eyesight with a faint white silhouette shining through the distance.
"Yoichi Murakami... Who the hell are you? And what is your sole purpose?" Looking at him without any emotions, Kaguya questioned him with her unbounded curiosity. Each time she encountered him, the questions in her mind were all over the place, and desired transparency yet a shrouded, enigmatic attitude with his unbelievable powers made Kaguya like an avid reader, waiting for an ongoing book to update the chapters for the audience.
"Still stubborn even in this state? I have good news for you since you are here. I killed Isshiki without any failsafe escape or any other bullshit. Here, take a look..." Isshiki's upper body was thrown off by Yoichi in front of Kaguya's shocked face like a ragdoll.
"...How? How did you manage to kill him? I planned to not let him release the news about this world and sacrifice his lower body to the God Tree yet you have done it casually..." Checking Isshiki's body, Kaguya was certainly sure it was completely the strongest of their clan, Isshiki Otsutsuki.
"Also, I know there are other Otsutsuki out there... Momoshiki, Urashiki, and Kinshiki... Does that ring a bell?" Each name of her clan members made her tremble in fear and uneasiness about Yoichi's incredible contacts outside this world.
"... Are they here? How do you know about even this?! These heartless monsters are the core of the Otsutsuki Clan!" Kaguya couldn't fathom Yoichi's super-wide information that it felt illogical.
Far away from this land, the Otsutsuki Clan's menacing actions of harvesting worlds like vegetable farms were life-threatening and dire. The eons of accumulating Chakra Fruits from these worlds made them fearsome enemies including the unrelenting and power-driven mindset of these anomalies. In the clan rules, power was oftentimes the decision-maker, the biggest fist always wins the debate.
"Nah, it's fine. I could handle those freaks in no time. As for you, stay here and have some of my entertaining gadgets in the meantime. Here, take this..." Yoichi unleashed his foreign items while Kaguya heaved a sigh of relief until curiously inspecting the alien-like gadgets unbeknownst to her. She couldn't do anything at this point and Yoichi's help would likely be fruitful, might as well be able to satiate her amusement with these weird instruments.
'Her whole clan including her was aliens from afar yet they still don't know these devices? As expected of muscleheaded freaks of the Otsutsuki Clan!'
"What are these things and what do they do?" Kaguya's curiosity was piqued.
"Okay, I'll introduce them one by one... This is a TV, it can produce some entertaining and thrilling shows just like your whole clusterfuck of stories... Here's a remote that can control or browse other movies and series out there..." Yoichi explicitly defined the mind-blowing thingamajig in front of her.
Visually, her setup was a Weeb-style layout with infinite carbonated beverages and snacks available alongside a high-tech format such as TV, Sofa, Computer, and Smartphone. A goddamn dream of a weeb. Of course, the food and drinks were supplied by Akashic Records, the almighty sponsor.
'Akashic, remove Naruto from the devices such as manga, anime, and fanfics...'
[Affirmative.]
"Stay here and enjoy your time here, I will handle the rest. Bye-bye!" Yoichi felt sweating in his back a little bit like dodging a bullet point-blank. He schemed to corrupt Kaguya's mind and lifestyle into a weeb or K-drama fanatic... I wonder what Black Zetsu would feel once he disturbed her mother's Friday night? Yoichi subconsciously smiled wickedly while leaving the innermost part of the moon as Kaguya began tinkering with the gadgets.
"Oh, what's this? Attack on Titan?! A loudmouth brat could transform into that size?! The proportions were just like Hagoromo's Susanoo!" Watching the trailer with pure interest, Kaguya enjoyed her time with only herself and the things around the room.
As for how much time she relishes her lonely world, we don't know... Maybe Kaguya could become a full-time Sailor Moon.