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Nadeshiko walked onto the street and said to Shizuka, who was dismantling puppets with her bare hands, "It's about the number of times."
Naruto Uzumaki followed out through the broken wall. He didn't want to get involved in this premeditated fight, so he left his entry sword leaning against a chair.
"You guys are pretty patient, not killing him after 27 tries."
"These are our rules, we always stop before it gets serious…" Nadeshiko explained their village's combat rules to Naruto Uzumaki.
After listening, Naruto Uzumaki raised a question he'd wondered about for a long time: "You said your village only has women. What about the male infants born there?"
Naruto Uzumaki, who barely passed biology, at least knew that the chances of male and female births were roughly fifty-fifty. Theirs was a village of daughters, not a kingdom of daughters; how could they all be girls?
"If the father wants to raise the male infant, we hand him over to the father. If we can't find the father or if the father doesn't want him, we have an orphanage specifically for male infants. We teach them skills to ensure they won't starve when they leave."
Naruto Uzumaki couldn't help but marvel, truly, there's nothing new under the sun, even such a strange village exists…
Wait… can't find the father?!
"You said… can't find the father…?" Naruto Uzumaki asked, wide-eyed. This operation… it's too smooth.
"Some powerful individuals have their own families and don't stay long. The women in our village, unsure if they are pregnant during that time, will continue to seek the next one. This situation is rare, but it's not unheard of."
"Not only that, if a powerful individual defeats multiple women from our village and ends up with too many children to raise, the remaining male infants will also be raised by our village," Nadeshiko hinted, her tone revealing a deep understanding of men.
The temptation for men was immense, beyond compare.
At this moment, Naruto Uzumaki looked at Jiraiya with profound respect. What a deep love it must be for a virgin to give up such a vast forest and choose to silently guard one tree.
The next moment, Naruto Uzumaki's otaku thoughts diverged again.
According to her, wouldn't this village be particularly suitable for someone who spends a long time away, is very strong, has only two family members left after their clan was annihilated, and is determined to expand their clan?
Nadeshiko's news was sensational, but Naruto Uzumaki could handle it; he'd seen far more sensational news in his previous life.
Not long after their conversation, Nadeshiko Shizuka's battle also ended. The man with the nationalistic face, for the sake of his grand plan, had deliberately sent puppets for Nadeshiko Shizuka to smash.
It was pure feeding, with no hidden agenda.
The man with the nationalistic face was curled up on the ground like a shrimp, unable to get up.
Although they said it was stopping before it got serious, that depended on where they stopped. If you got hit in the liver, even Arnold Schwarzenegger would be down.
Nadeshiko Shizuka, already in a bad mood today, was further annoyed by the man with the nationalistic face and hit him harder. Even with chakra enhancement for ninjas, he'd need at least half an hour to recover.
An injury that put you down for half an hour was indeed considered minor in a ninja battle, at least much lighter than when Naruto Uzumaki fought his elder brother-in-law.
Nadeshiko Shizuka walked over and took the white robe from Ryūko's hand, swirling it around her body once before putting it on.
The movement was elegant, and Naruto Uzumaki was even more pleased.
This robe is good, it feels thick and wind-resistant, not just a thin cloth: "Where did you buy this white robe?"
Even if he wanted a white robe, he wouldn't want the one she had worn; he wasn't a pervert who collected women's clothes. Nadeshiko was dumbfounded.
What kind of person is this? I just talked about all the benefits of Nadeshiko Village, and you're asking where I bought the robe?
Naruto Uzumaki, immersed in his Assassin's Creed-like white robe thoughts, had completely forgotten what Ryūko had just said.
A typical otaku mindset: women are not as fun as games.
"It's custom-made in Nadeshiko Village," Nadeshiko replied.
"Get me fifty sets. Half in my current size, half one size larger. Don't worry about the money, I have plenty at Jinshan Yinhai Zhuang. How long will it take to make them?" Naruto Uzumaki never asked for prices when buying things; he had an abundance of gold at Jinshan Yinhai Zhuang.
"About a month," Nadeshiko calculated and gave the time. These clothes weren't cheap, and Naruto Uzumaki was buying a large quantity, which would be a good income for the village.
While the two of them hadn't brought up the topic of having children for money, Naruto Uzumaki continued to change the subject: "We'll trade here in a month. Of course, you won't make the trip for nothing. I've just analyzed his situation and come up with some interesting conclusions I can tell you."
Walking over to the man with the nationalistic face, Naruto Uzumaki grabbed him and dragged him to the broken wall.
Nadeshiko Shizuka still had a cold expression, but she seemed somewhat interested.
Ryūko said, "Please tell us."
Leaning against the wall, Jiraiya let out a sigh of relief. This matter was finally over.
Aside from battles, anything else this child got involved in always ended up confusing.
Not to mention his ninjutsu, like today: what was clearly a negotiation akin to a bride-picking martial arts contest, he somehow turned into a clothing procurement deal.
Dropping the man with the nationalistic face on the ground, Naruto Uzumaki abandoned his brute persona and used his Naruto-style Analysis Method.
"First, I'm sure he's not a Sensor Ninja. Both Jiraiya and I have a lot of chakra. Jiraiya can suppress his aura, but I can't. If he were a Sensor Ninja, he would definitely have sensed me."
"In the ninja world, while having a lot of chakra doesn't necessarily mean you're strong, no one with a lot of chakra is weak. Yet, he immediately made a move, clearly not sensing my exceptionally large chakra."
"Second, although Jiraiya drank some alcohol, his tolerance is high, so it didn't affect him much. Yet, he didn't show any sign of being spied on."
Naruto Uzumaki smiled, looking at the man with the nationalistic face: "So, the question is."
"How did he know you two were here without seeing or sensing you?" Then, Naruto Uzumaki pointed at Nadeshiko Shizuka: "Specifically, how did he know you were here?"
In the original story, it was a miracle that this man could find two ninjas moving around the ninja world a hundred times without being suspected, almost as miraculous as drawing fifty Thirteen Orphans in mahjong without being suspected of cheating.
However, for the sake of his white robe, his MP3, and to stop this woman from bothering him, Naruto Uzumaki decided to personally cut off this miracle.
"Did he place a tracking device or jutsu on Miss Shizuka?" Nadeshiko guessed.
"Impossible." Nadeshiko Shizuka denied. She changed and washed her clothes frequently, so a device was out of the question. If a jutsu had been placed on her, why didn't she feel anything?
"Oh? You can't even feel it yourself? Then this is quite serious."
Kicking the man with the nationalistic face, Naruto Uzumaki continued to tease: "Come on, explain yourself."
"Hiss… I guessed it… I knew she came to this town, and there are only this… many restaurants… I checked the other ones and she wasn't there…" The man with the nationalistic face, despite his pain, actually concocted a reason.
"Oh? Then why didn't you check the lodging places? Didn't you guess that I might have beaten her and given her a child in the process?"
"Miss Shizuka… is not that kind of person…" The man with the nationalistic face appeared tough on the outside, but was panicking inside.
The jutsu he placed on Shizuka indeed had tracking capabilities, but this jutsu would only manifest after a hundred puppets were destroyed, making it difficult to detect before then. This person actually guessed it!
"You won't shed tears until you see your coffin, old man, come here." Naruto Uzumaki said to Jiraiya.
He had put on enough of a show; the rest depended on whether Jiraiya would cooperate.
Jiraiya's expression showed no lewdness: "Little girl, if you trust me, let me check you."
He was perverted, but he preferred young women and married women; he wasn't interested in this young girl.
The Sannin's name was indeed famous. Nadeshiko Shizuka hesitated for a moment, then extended her arm: "Please."
Although Naruto Uzumaki's rambling was mostly nonsense, it was logical and convincing, making her even begin to suspect that a strange jutsu had been planted on her.
Jiraiya placed his hand on her arm and channeled chakra to probe.
This strange technique wasn't a disease; it didn't test medical ability, but knowledge. As an experienced traveler of several decades, Jiraiya's knowledge was extensive, and he quickly discovered the anomaly.
"This feeling… it doesn't seem like ninjutsu, but rather a curse…" Jiraiya said uncertainly. Curses were rare abilities in the ninja world; he had only seen three in his entire life, so he couldn't be certain.
"Now will you confess?" Naruto Uzumaki asked the man with the nationalistic face.
"It wasn't me…" The man with the nationalistic face whined to Shizuka.
"You still won't talk, even like this? Fine." Naruto Uzumaki waved his hand: "Shunfeng."
The silly dog trotted over.
Naruto Uzumaki took out a bag of white powder and said: "My Shunfeng is a male dog. This powder makes him see every female dog as a mother dog. You know the consequences."
The powder was fake, but for scaring people, good acting was enough.
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