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Chapter 53 - Time Butt Poke

"MY ASS!"

"Why does my butt suddenly hurt!?"

"What!?"

Xenovia jumped out of her seat and grabbed her ass, and she noticed that her panties were wedged right between her cheeks pretty firmly. She felt the sudden sensation that somebody had just shoved their fingers right in her ass, but that didn't make sense in the slightest. One second she was just sitting down, the next second, feeling of fingers in her ass.

Irina was rubbing her butt with a confused look.

Ravel literally fell out of the air, landing on her back, with both of her hands going between her legs to cover her abused feeling hole. She had the wind knocked out of her from falling to the floor, but one second she was flying around the room to punch Mittelt, and a literal, not even a SECOND, moment in time happened in which she felt something shoved into her.

"Where is it?" Ravel reached around looking for the item that lodged itself in her butt. "What?" Ravel found nothing there.

Asia just looked around, confused, with just one hand covering her butt.

"GAH!?" Mittelt screamed when she registered what happened to her a moment after everyone else. It felt like somebody had shoved an entire fist in her ass, and she glared around and looked for the person who did it.

Everyone was just alarmed.

"Heheheheheh..." Naruto chuckled to himself.

-In the Underworld-

"YOW!? Rias jumped in shock.

"What the fuck?" Sirzechs called out and turned around sharply, looking for the person who just poked his ass. He and Rias weren't the only people who jumped in shock though, everyone at the table who were enjoying their meals jumped out of their seats and looked around for the reason why they felt such harsh fingers in their asses.

Rias and her entire peerage.

Sirzechs and his wife, but not their son.

Lord and Lady Gremory.

The only person who gave an aroused moan at the sudden anal surprise was Koneko, who actually had the decency to cough into her hand to cover up her moan.

-In the Sitri Household-

"Oh..." Serafall just had the strangest feeling of somebody fingering her ass.

Sona blushed bright red and covered her rear.

-Back with Naruto-

"Bwahahahaha!" Naruto laughed loudly when the crystal balls he was looking at showed all of the victims of his pranks. Naruto watched the leaders of the devils AND their families jumping and looking around confused. Naruto viewed all of the leaders of the fallen angels appearing confused as all get out when they felt the effects of his prank.

Even the leaders of the angels were viewable in his crystal balls, looking around in shock as they felt sudden anal invasions while they flew around heaven itself.

"Wha-what? How... WHAT!?" Ravel shouted as she gazed the crystal balls from across the room, and she realized that somehow, Naruto had done something to all of them. Something that effected not only everyone in the room, but also all of the leaders and their families all across heaven and hell.

How?

She didn't even sense Naruto use any magic!

"Hahahaha!"

"Did a potion do this?" Xenovia noticed this as well, and she showed curiousity. Her curiousity went unanswered though as Naruto just laughed his head off at her question. This was the most joy from such a strange thing that she had ever seen on his face.

The more questions they asked, the more it seemed to tickle his funny bone.

"Why Asia!?" Irina questioned in shock.

Not even Asia had been spared from the prank, and though she was proud and happy to be on the recieving end of his pleasure, she was shocked that not even Asia had been spared. Though it seemed that whatever he did, it didn't hit Asia nearly as hard as anyone else.

"Why me too?" Asia asked as she rubbed her cute butt.

She was just confused.

"St-stop asking me questions... I can't handle it... you-your reactions are too... can't... breath." Naruto was dying of laughter.

He couldn't breath at the moment.

"What happened!?"

Naruto started to calm down.

"I've learned a few things... time stops in the universe sometimes, there is another version of me that wonders around the multi-verse causing mischief... oh... and I didn't do anything, but I took advantage of a chance that something happening with time... thought it would be funny. Also, time was frozen for 32 days straight... weird." Naruto explained as he kept track of the days that he spent in frozen time.

After becoming immune to the stopping of time, he had started to count how long time was stopped, and he retroactively counted the amount of time that he had not counted previously. In the end, time was stopped for a total of 32 days straight.

He made GREAT use of that time to pull a few pranks.

Including shoving his fingers up the asses of a LOT of people, and not just those who he had placed crystal balls to view for. Once he sensed that time was about to start moving again, he quickly came back to the abandoned church and got ready to watch the joke about to play out.

To him, it was worth the 32 day wait.

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