"I'm so glad that the others aren't here for this."
Naruto needed milk.
Of more exactly, Naruto needed milk from the Ksira Sagara, and it was an important ingredient for a potion that he wanted to make. A potion that could make any person fertile, and prevent people anywhere from suffering through the inability to have a child. It was somewhat for a client, and somewhat for himself.
"Ah... Asia is having sex with... she named it Fwuffy?" Naruto asked as he looked at his crystal ball when he saw Asia having sex with the monster he made for her. Naruto was floating in an ocean of milk at the moment, waiting for a bottle to fill up. He didn't know what she named it when he gave it to her, because he instantly set out to get his ingredients for his important potion. "Oh cool, the double knots work." Naruto had some time to kill, so he might as well enjoy the fact that Asia was enjoying herself.
Naruto hummed to himself, the bottle he was working with slowly filling on it's own with only the purest of the pure milk from the ocean. The magic bottle was enchanted to fill itself, but it could only be filled by milk with a 100% purity. You would think that an ocean of milk would be more pure, but nope, the bottle was filling up slowly.
Naruto created a boat of ice and got inside of it.
"Hmmm... seems Fwuffy stretches her out a little too much, she's a little uncomfortable and it's getting in the way of pleasure. The Double Knot idea works well though, since Asia has an small G-spot that's at a weird angle, it makes sure that it is always stimulated." Naruto took notes on everything. His monster was failing in some ways, and he knew Asia's orgasm face well. She was having quite a few of them in quick effect, which was a nice thing to brag about his monster doing.
At the same time, his monster was failing.
Instead of letting Asia suck on it's tongue, it needed to use that tongue to rough up her collarbone a little more during sex. Her most sensative part was that, and she trembled when he nibbled on it while he ground himself up inside of her. Fwuffy was giving her amazing orgasms, of that he could see, but unless he played with her collarbone she wasn't going to be getting the strongest orgasm that Fwuffy could give her. Not to mention Fwuffy was completely ignoring her ass, though his wool was doing a good job of playing with her tits.
"Oh... the second knot hits her clit, while the knot inside pulsates against her g-spot. Next time we have sex, when I get back, I'm going to play with her clit while grinding her G-spot, and pressing down on it from the outside, see if that gives her a better O." Naruto was taking mental notes of what his monster was doing that he either didn't think to do, or just hadn't done, and what he couldn't do.
The bottle was a 4th of the way full.
"Fuuuuuck, it's been hours and it isn't even close. Fwuffy needs better stamina for sure, less than a hour isn't enough. The next monster I make for her needs to have a dick that isn't as girthy as Fwuffy, and be able to easily reach her collarbone, while also playing with her breasts or ass... but this is a good learning experience." Naruto could see that despite Asia's many orgasms, that her mind was thinking of something else. He didn't know what she was thinking of, but he could see that if she wasn't completely involved with the sex mentally, that meant that there was room for improvement on the monster.
Naruto got out a piece of paper and he started to come up with ideas.
"The biggest weakness is the 1 and done, so I need to make a monster that can go longer... Toad DNA should help with that, and something bird related. Wings that can tease nipples or spank asses, because Fwuffy can't spank... Asia seems to be able to take at most 11 inches deep, so that seems like a good length..." Naruto was already working on a better monster for Asia.
He learned what he could from Fwuffy, but as great as Fwuffy was, it wasn't enough for him to consider it an accomplishment to be a better lover than Fwuffy. He needed to make a monster that was even more tailor-suited to Asia, which meant taking in everything that made Fwuffy great, and then improving upon it while changing the concept.
"Naruto?"
"What's up Loki?" Naruto raised his hand.
"I'm going to cause some chaos, you want in?" Loki asked as he extended his hand to Naruto. Loki, a god of mischief, and considering who Naruto was, there was no way that Loki didn't keep tracks on him or that Naruto didn't know who Loki was.
"I'm busy right now."
"You should join me, and bring forth Ragn... what is this?" Loki asked as he saw the crystal ball with Asia healing her stretched out pussy. "Ah, now that is an interesting monster! I haven't seen such fine crafting since I birthed Fenrir." Loki had to admire the work that went into such a marvelous beast. He himself had given birth to several monsters in his younger years, during times he turned himself into a woman to mate with animals.
Naruto and Loki were weird perverts.
By the way, this was the first time that they had ever met in their lives, but the fact they were so similar just allowed them to click so easily.
"That is a Bearam, but I'm thinking of making some better. I want to go with something birdlike, maybe similar to a male Harpy I want to say."
"Then think about adding Cuckoo to the mix, by the way, she is quite the attractive thing... your girlfriend?" Loki sat in the ice boat with Naruto. "You're not going to be mad for me looking at her naked?"
"Not really, but you better not think about touching her. If you aren't going to try touching her, then by all means look. Cuckoo... interesting idea. I like it, which makes me think that instead of getting girls pregnant, it can transform an egg in their womb, and fuse it with sperm from another source to make a different being with it's unique monster DNA... so that different people can raise it's babies." Naruto was going with the idea.
Loki just grinned as he saw Naruto listen to his idea.
"How about this, instead of bringing the end of the world, we just wipe out all of the other factions together... and bring about the next age that way." Loki offered Naruto.
"Not interested."
"I see, it's a shame, few understand what real chaotic... ness is this days."
"Yep, it's a shame, but I'm not interested in teaching the world about chaos. I just want to live my life, making monsters for fun and creating potions to push the limits of what I can do... among other things." Naruto kept his thoughts about his parents secret. That was still one of his ultimate goals, but reviving the dead from scratch with no DNA from them is a hard thing to do. He would need to completely recreate a genetic code that 100% perfectly matched their codes, and sadly his DNA wasn't quite suited for that sadly.
Then, he needed to make the false DNA match connect to their souls, binding them, while making absolutely perfect human shells for them that matched their bodies to a 99.8 degree exactness. It was hard work, and it was taking all of his monster experimentation to master cracking genetic codes.
"It really is a shame... but you won't side with the supernatural?" Loki asked.
"Nope, I don't side with anyone but myself, unless something I care about is involved. As long as you leave me and my loved ones alone, go hog wild, though I would rather you not get innocent humans involved." Naruto stated.
"Of course, without humans to worship me, life would be rather dull. Humans have the best reactions to their lives being messed with!" Loki would conceed that point. He wasn't about to make an enemy of the pervert sitting in front of him.
The dude who was SO comfortable with his sexuality that he was literally designing a monster to fuck his lover was not somebody that he wanted to make an enemy of, not when he was so shameless that he could easily talk about it. That implied that Naruto had so much power that he wasn't afraid of being shamed by somebody weaker than him.
Those at the top of the food chain didn't care about the opinions of those lower than them after all, or at least that was how Loki saw Naruto's casual admitting.
"For such a powerful man, you seem content to live a quiet life."
"I'm not a complicated guy, and it isn't a quiet life I want. I just want to live a life where I can always have fun with the people I enjoy, and always improve myself for them... without being perfect." Naruto explained.
"You don't wish for perfection?"
"Of course not, being perfect means all of life's challenges mean nothing. Being the best at everything is just boring, that is why I never train in martial arts, so people can still kick my ass in a fight, and why I try to make monsters better at sex than me. If something exists that is better than me, I can improve myself."
"But you still refuse to train your martial arts."
"Well, if I train my martial arts, then it makes Femdom a lot less impactful. Also, having something I suck at will keep me grounded. So do you need something else Loki?" Naruto asked the prank god sitting in front of him.
The god leaned forward and smiled.
"I appreciate the craft, and amongst all humans, you are unique in how you have mastered the craft. I love what you did with Mount Rushmore." Loki remembered that from when Naruto was younger.
The paint job was fantastic.
"Oh... yeah, I mean when I see a bunch of stone faces on a mountain, I just HAVE to paint them. By the way, you're not here to kill me are you since I rejected you?"
"Kill you... heavens no. I'm happy with the non-aggression pact we just got, as long as we don't interfere with each other I see no reason for two pranksters not to have a good relationship." Loki offered a handshake to Naruto.
"I'm not shaking that."
Loki turned his palm upwards and showed a bee.
"This is the Genderswap Wasp, whoever it stings gets their genders swapped. Good on you for spotting it... do you want a sample?"
"Nope, I like modifying existing monsters, but it's more fun for me to start from scratch. That's a good monster, and I don't see a reason to modify it. A simple design that works, no need for me to mess with it." Naruto shoo'd the wasp away from him. Loki had just tried to prank him, but he felt no hard feelings towards it.
"So, can I have a list of people not to kill?" Loki asked.
"Asia Argento, Xenovia Quarta, Irina Shidou, Ravel Phenex, and the Fallen Angel Mittelt... oh... and I guess Koneko Toujou from Rias Gremory's peerage. She makes a good monster breeding factor." Naruto added Koneko in for good measure. He didn't have much of an emotional attachment to her, but she was too useful as a monster factory for him to easily let go of her.
Loki just laughed.
"That is a short, but easy list! Okay, so all of the other supernatural creatures are fair game?"
"Sure."
"Well then, it's off I go!"
"... You're going to lose." Naruto gave a warning to Loki. He could tell what Loki was planning, and he didn't need to see the future to know what the other gods and factions were going to put a stop to it.
"Oh?"
"You're going to lose, somehow Rias Gremory's peerage is going to get involved, and it will mean you will lose. Even if you kill her peerage, Sirzechs will take his Super Devil form and murder you for killing his sister... and you aren't strong enough to kill Sirzechs."
"Super Devil?" Loki sat back down in front of Naruto.
"Yes, Serafall let it slip to me that his true form is a Super Devil, where he becomes made of family ability, the Power of Destruction. He ranks among the Top 10 in that form, and you're not in the Top 10... unless you think Fenrir is strong enough to fight him." Naruto gave his advice, and even stated how things would go.
Basically, even if Loki defeated the "heroes" who were going to get in his way, he had no chance against the big shots behind the scenes.
"How did you know Fenrir..." Loki was confused.
"You mentioned Fenrir, and among all of your children, Fenrir is the most loyal to you. Any plan you make will involve that big doggo. Do you think 1 member of the Top 10 is enough to defeat another member, AND go against over a dozen gods form your pantheon?" Naruto asked Loki, who put a hand to his chin in thought.
"So... I have no chance of winning... at all?"
"Nope."
"Hahahahahahahaha!" Loki stood up and started to laugh his head off as he heard his plan explained to him, and how he had no chance to complete it. What was more amazing was the fact that Naruto was so completely honest about it, that he could see that it was the truth. "Well, then I guess this is our last meeting then!" Loki extended his hand to Naruto a second time.
They shook hands.
"You're still going to go?"
"It seems like a fun fight regardless, and who knows, I might still win!"
"Oh... if you fight Vali, try not to kill him. Vali and I used to go out for ramen together, and I would rather not lose my ramen buddy. He's a battle freak, but he's also a ramen freak and I appreciate that." Naruto raised a finger. "But I guess you can kill him if you need to. I'm not close enough to Vali personally to really care what happens to him other than our shared love of ramen." Naruto waved a hand.
Loki vanished.
...
"Cuckoo, why didn't I think of it before... good job Loki, that is a great idea."
...
"What?" Naruto looked up as he realized, and it finally hit him, that Loki was planning to bring about the end of the world. He blinked a few times as that really registered in his mind, and he paused for a few minutes. "... man... this bottle sure is taking a long time to fill up." Naruto looked down at the bottle filling with milk.
Meh.
Loki was going to lose.
It didn't matter if he got involved to stop Loki or not, in the end Loki was still going to lose. If worse came to worse and by some strange turn of events Loki won, then Naruto would just use his magic to start over from scratch and wipe out everything on Earth that he didn't care about. Then he could create a monster paradise or something to replace it, and bring back humans as well.
"It really doesn't matter if I get involved or not, Loki won't win, and even if he does win, it's not like his goal will be completed. He doesn't have the power to actually win against all the other pantheons anyway."
Honestly.
It was just like with Kokabiel.
A lot of people might die, but Kokabiel would have never gotten the war that he wanted. If he had destroyed Kuoh and killed a lot of Japanese people, then the Shinto gods would have murdered him before even Sirzechs could get involved with it. A lot of these people looking to start wars or end the world just didn't have the power to actually go through with it, so they were doomed for failure. The only difference was how many people died before they were stopped was all, and sadly, people were easily replaced.
"Of course, I hate innocents getting hurt... but even if Loki killed Odin, started Ragnarock, and began to destroy the world, he would get stopped before many people died... I'm just not going to get involved with this stuff." Naruto stated to himself as he kept designing a better monster to fuck Asia with.
He laughed out loud as he finished his design on paper.
"Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle with be legendary!"
Asia was fucked.