POKÉMON WORLD FORUMS
Logged in as Growlith3Patrol (verified Officer Jenny)
⟢ ORLEANS THREAD
Slur-Puffin69 (Verified Sweet Tooth) [Original Poster]: It's wild how Gudao and Chaldea can get away with executing criminals without due process.
*Image of terrified bandits moments before Archer dispatched them.*
► I cringed when that happened, but there's not much we could do. It's another world after all.
► Bruh, they were scum, but scum have rights, even in Gudao's world!
► SeedotByTheSea: It's easy to talk like we are "holier than thou" about stuff that happens in Gudao's stream from the safety of our homes, but let's be real. If our world suffered a cataclysmic event, a lot of us would be Archer.
With no authorities in sight, leaving bandits who had clear intent of raping all the ladies in the group would not only be negligent, it would also be cruel since you would be leaving those criminals to attack other innocent people.
► Gallan-Tate (verified Gym Leader): No cap. If some thug tried to separate me from my sister and was intending to touch her while calling her a "pretty little thing," I would have speared the asshole in the gut too.
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Kalos-A-History (verified Owner of Parfum Palace):
For anyone who wishes to know what Queen Alisanne looked like, here you go.
*Portrait of Alisanne of Kalos with a Floette on her lap.*
*Image of Marie Antoinette.*
► Cool!!
► Garde-Liza (Verified Gym Leader): Woah! They look like they could be twin sisters!!
► SoniaYampers (verified Historian): I remember seeing that portrait a while back when I visited the Parfum Palace. It's kinda sad she has gone unnoticed for so long when her counterpart who had a more tragic end got more spotlight.
► JigglyWiggly: Oh boy, the Parfum Palace is gonna be packed in the foreseeable future due to people wanting to see this portrait.
► It's always a treat to find similarities between Gudao's world and ours. It's more proof that our worlds are genuinely sister worlds.
► I wonder how many more counterparts between our worlds exist out there.
► I wish we had a Jeanne in our world.
►Cynthia(verified Champion): We probably did, but again, our histories are different. The elements that our Jeanne would have needed to rise to prominence are missing. She was likely a peasant and she would have lived in obscurity until her death.
► I wonder what pokemon our Jeanne would have liked.
► Probably something cute. She was trying to hide it, but I saw her joyful expression when Gudao was showing off pokemon to Marie.
► Cynthia(verified Champion): Speaking of Marie and Pokémon, I honestly wasn't surprised that she was so against the idea of Pokémon journeys. In hindsight, it makes sense.
She, like many Earth Humans, have no frame of reference for living with Pokémon aside from consuming fiction.
"What kind of parent would send their children into the woods by themselves where they can get mauled to death by some animal?" <- This is a valid concern for parents to have, and they should not be dismissed.
Earth's wildlife is significantly more hostile and less intelligent than Pokémon, so having an animal be your child's only protection is scary.
Even in our world, Pokémon are dangerous. How many times have Sliggoos escaped their Pokéball at night and devoured their trainer while they slept?
How many Gyarados have rampaged and decimated towns and cities that were supposedly safe?
More than we care to admit.
So please be respectful of people who hold similar opinions to Marie.
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BattleMANIAC (verified ACE Trainer):
Man, this was a really amazing fight. The drama, the action, the emotional moments, the thrill of danger, and the climactic sword clash!!
It was perfect!!
*Image of Kriemhild confronting Siegfried*
*Image of Kriemhild fighting evenly with Siegfried*
*Image of Siegfried, fighting for his life as his wife throws him around like a rag doll*
*Image of Kriemhild looking like a slasher villain.*
*Image of Kriemhild swiping her fingernails over Chat's camera.*
*Image of Kriemhild slamming Siegfried against a wall.*
*Video of Siegfried and Kriemhild's final sword clash.*
*Image of Siegfried kissing a half naked Kriemhild and dies on his own terms.*
► Except for the part where Kream attacked Officer Jenny, then yeah, it was a great fight.
► Slow-Poker: Meh, officer Jenny deserved it. We've had constant warnings by both GudakoBot, the Mods, the Twitch CEO, and the League to watch Gudao's stream at our own risk.
We've also been told MULTIPLE times that Berserkers are dangerous. We've SEEN how madness enhancement can make even sweet people like Saint Martha become monsters who thirst for blood and cause pain to others.
Jenny was stubborn and wanted to impose law and order in a lawless world, way outside her jurisdiction.
What Kream did was horrible, but Jenny is no saint either. She's just lucky that she's alive.
► What the hell Gudao and the others were thinking!! How can they let Kream attempt to kill Siegfried?!! The world's survival is more important, yet they still let her do what she wants for a shitty reason!!
If she had beef with her husband, she could have waited until he got summoned to Chaldea to confront and kill him!!
► I mean, it's not that bad. Siegfried managed to rizz his wife up and got a kiss before he died. Though if it were me, I would have also copped a feel or squeezed Kream's butt before dipping out.
And considering how horni she looked from that kiss, she would have definitely been okay with it.
► Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but you're not Siegfried. Siegfried is a classy gentleman who respects and loves his wife.
► The thirst these Simps have for Kriemhild that they would dismiss Kriemhild's actions is unreal.
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CorviPeasant: *Image of Kiyohime smiling sweetly at camera.*
Kiyohime scares me.
She had no qualms about telling Gudao that she would kill him for lying to her.
I am not sure if there are any exceptions to this rule… but, in the worst case scenario… Even sarcasm could be a red flag for her.
► I love sarcasm, so I would not be able to linger around Kiyohime for extended periods of time before she decided to shove a ball of needles down my throat.
► Even white lies? Would she kill you for lying to someone even if it doesn't hurt them?
► AbSolutelyCool (verified Absol Fan): Possibly yes. I have no idea how Gudao is gonna get past this obstacle without having one of his other servants jump in to save him.
► SaffroN'Rice: She called lies "evil" but what if a lie is used as a way to save someone? Like, if you go undercover inside an Evil Team's base to sabotage them to save others, it will require lying. Would she see that as evil?
► Yeah, she will. Because it's a lie.
► Her mentality is flawed and ill. Trying to understand a berserker's state of mind is an exercise in futility.
► Kiyohime is love, Kiyohime is wife. But if you lie to her, she will take away your life.
► IliekQTthings: Officer Jenny? Yeah, the comment above me. That's him. Take him away.
► So Kiyohime is basically like a Hatterene, but instead of loud noises, it's lies. You're walking on eggshells near them, and one wrong move, they will kill you.
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SeibahHATER (verified Assassin and Sword Hater): There's waay too many dragon slaying Sabers and wannabe sabers in this world.
*Picture of Archer holding the sword Gram*
*Picture of Kriemhild and Siegfried wielding Balmung.*
*Picture of Gerogios's Ascalon*
*Picture of Sasaki's damaged blade.*
► Because swords are cool.
► SeibahHATER (verified Assassin and Seibah Hater): I have nothing wrong against swords. I have a problem with saber class servants!!
► @ SeibahHATER Huh? But why?
► SeibahHATER (verified Assassin and Seibah Hater): Because, there are TOO MANY!! That is why I will KILL THEM ALL!!
► Damn, you need to chill.
► SeibahHATER (verified Assassin and Seibah Hater): I will NOT CHILL until every last saber in existence is DEAD!! Or at the very least, they change their names to sword masters, or sword wielders.
► Sweetie… are you okay in the head?
► SeibahHATER (verified Assassin and Seibah Hater): Do not worry, ahoge is still firmly stuck to my head, so I am in no danger of turning into my Alter self.
► Dude… What are you on? And can I have some?
► SeibahHATER (verified Assassin and Seibah Hater): First of all, I am a girl. Second of all, I am not under the influence of any narcotics.
► Could have fooled me you loon.
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GudaoCH (unverified Entity): For anyone wondering how Lancelot obtained his modern weaponry.
He stole it.
*UTube video of Lancelot landing on top of a modern fighter jet and using his noble phantasm while the pilot remained inside.*
This is possible because his noble phantasm is "Knight of Owner."
Long story short, it allows Lancelot to turn anything he views as a weapon into his noble phantasm.
It can be anything, from other noble phantasms, a steel chair, a gun, a baseball bat, and even a stick. So long as he sees it as a weapon, he will turn it into his noble phantasm.
And all he has to do is touch it.
So to all pokemon trainers, if you ever see a wild Lancelot, please be cautious, as he WILL steal your pokemon if you try to attack him with one.
To most of you, Pokemon are friends, not tools or weapons, but to Lancelot? He will recognize them as weapons and he will not hesitate to use them against you.
*Gif animation of Lancelot grabbing an aegislash and corrupting it into his noble phantasm.*
However, he loses this ability when he draws Arondight. That is why he didn't attempt to steal Ascalon from Georgios, because he couldn't.
As for how he managed to bring the jet and minigun over into the Orleans Singularity, all I can say is that he just really liked them and they have become part of his legend now.
► Geez, that is a broken ability. Well, at least it has some limitations.
► RIP that fighter jet pilot. It looks like he got stuck in that hunk of metal and wasn't able to escape.
► "He stole it." It seems like Lancelot is fond of thievery. He'll steal your wife and the weapons you intend to kill him with after you found him sleeping with said wife.
► Can you guys imagine what would have happened if Lancelot stole Kream's Balmung? Georgios would have been cooked.
► That poor Aegislash. Whoever made that animation really didn't have to show us how much pain it was in when Lancelot corrupted it.
►DarkerThanBlack: Could have been worse, Lancelot could have been animated, corrupting a Pikachu, or some other cute 'mon.
► PikaFan: Don't even START. I don't wanna hear it!! Or read it!! Leave Pikachu alone!!
► DarkerThanBlack: How about seeing it? Here's a quick sketch I made just for you @ PikaFan
*Highly detailed, realistic sketch of Lancelot holding a rabid, corrupted Pikachu in his hands.*
► PikaFan: NOOOO!!! FUCK YOU!! HOW DID YOU EVEN DRAW THAT SO FAST?!!
► He probably had a Porygon2 generate it for him.
► DarkerThanBlack: Nah, here's a time-lapse of my drawing.
*Gif of DarkerThanBlack drawing the image on paper, then taking a picture of it and uploading it to the Orleans forum. *
► I stand corrected. Nice work.
► DarkerThanBlack: Thanks. I really love the design of Lancelot's armor. I just can't stop drawing it. Now that I know a bit more about his abilities, I might just draw him stealing every Pokémon in the Pokédex.
► PikaFan: You artists have so much power. You're always asking yourselves if you CAN draw something, but never whether you SHOULD.
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JigglyWiggly: HO-CRAP Chaldea is soooo lucky Chiyome shut up GAR before he could unleash his reality marble in Fuyuki.
Also, GARcher hard carried this singularity, and Chaldea would have been doomed without him present.
*Video of Archer in Fuyuki chanting and being interrupted by Chiyome.*
*Video of Archer deploying Unlimited Blade works.*
*Video of Archer, or EMIYA, giving every weapon inside his reality marble the ability to slay dragons.*
*Video of Fafnir getting attacked by thousands of swords.*
*Video of Fafnir getting pinned by a mountain sized sword.*
*Video of GARcher bullying Dark Jeanne.*
*Video of Fafnir destroying parts of UBW.*
*Image of Kiyohime dying in Gudao's arms.*
*Video of Kriemhild landing a finishing blow on Fafnir.*
► Chiyome doesn't get enough praise. Gudao needs to give her a cake or something, because deserves it.
► NinJanine (verified Gym Leader): Mochizuki-Sama is a loyal retainer who has served Gudao well. He should definitely reward her more.
► She'll probably appreciate a mana transfer and some lewd headpats.
► NinJanine (verified Gym Leader): Shut up. Or I'll find you.
► Yeah, Chiyome has been mostly absent as of late, when she's the reason why they managed to reach here in the first place. She definitely deserves some alone time with Gudao.
► CorviPeasant: Alright, I'm going to re-rail the train before it gets too weird. Let's talk about UBW, or Unlimited Blade Works for those of you unfamiliar with the acronym we came up with earlier in the thread.
► I never expected EMIYA would have this ace card up his sleeve.
► CorviPeasant: BTW, let's not call Archer by his true name(EMIYA), he doesn't seem to like it. So let's just continue to call him Archer, GARcher, or just GAR.
Though we can call him Red Boner Guy, let's try to not overuse it like CasCu does.
► GAR really took a beating during this fight. But so did Fafnir.
► Fafnir was literally eating his soul!! Yet he still fought the dragon like a boss!!
► I feel bad for the French Soldiers who died so Kriemhild could get her shit together.
► CorviPeasant: Well, at least Siegfried's death wasn't in vain. He still gave Kriemhild what she needed to end the fight.
► Thank Arc! I was so pissed off when she kept missing her attacks. She managed to end the fight and killed the dragon.
But it doesn't undo the fact that this fight did not need to be this hard.
If they had kept Siegfried, it would have been easy! And KIYOHIME WOULD NOT HAVE DIED!!
► Man, that scene with Kiyohime really made me tear up. She was a crazy psycho, but she was our crazy psycho man. How dare that lizard kill her!!
► IKR?!! Fucker was so disrespectful, he crushed her and tossed her like she was trash.
► No lie, I was expecting Fafnir to munch on her when he brought her up close.
► Same. Dragons are known to eat weaker dragons. Thankfully, he was too pissed off to consider it.
► Junior_Researcher (verified Intern): It probably was making a statement. "You are so weak you are not worth eating."
► But she did manage to hurt Fafnir.
► Yeah, but dragons be prideful, and it was probably trying to recover some of his lost pride.
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CorviPeasant:
Smooth brain chat: "How can you rizz the Dragon Witch?!! She EVULl!!"
*Video of Dark Jeanne tearing the Holy Grail from her cheat and giving it to Gudao.*
Shame on you heathens!! You know not the power of the Rizz Lord Gudao!!
► It was a jaw dropping scene, and it was cathartic as fuck. Gudao's chat can be retarded sometimes, and seeing them get proven wrong in real time was the highlight of my week.
I'm donating a decent sum of my next paycheck to him, merely for that.
Thank you Gudao.
► I was cackling like a madman when I saw that happen. Though I got really pissed off when chat provoked Gilles. They are responsible for Madame Romee's gruesome end.
► There's a reason why I watch Gudao's stream with chat turned off. I cannot stand the brainrot of Twitch. If these assholes were true Gudao fans, they should have known how much of an empath he is.
Does no one remember that one time when he told us he almost got mugged and a police car just so happened to be nearby?
Chat thought it was funny, but Gudao said he felt bad seeing the guy get dragged away and placed in handcuffs.
► There's a difference between being mugged and feeling sorry for a guy down on his luck and defending a genocidal murderer from getting ruthlessly trolled live on air.
► Dark Jeanne was irredeemable in my eyes… but after finding out that she is only like this because Gilles, and after she chose to give the grail to Gudao rather than give it to Gilles, she has opened a path towards redemption inmy eyes.
► Speak for yourself, I'm never forgiving that oversized sperm.
► Well, for me, she would have to do something that is significantly much better for the world to offset the evils she inflicted. Not that she'll get a chance now that she's dead.
But if she did come back and somehow joined Gudao, killing Lev would be a good way for her to regain not just my favor, but everyone else's goodwill… Well, everyone except the Kalosians.
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FOU Appreciation Thread
Fou-IsTheBEST:
*Image of Fou cleaning himself as Gudao gives Archer the OK to kill the bandits.*
*Image of Fou watching the massive explosion of Siegfried and Kriemhild's battle with an unimpressed look.*
*Image of Fou being cute while Chaldea faces off against Lancelot, Charles Henri Sanson, and Chevalier D'Eon.*
*Image of Fou licking the dust off his coat while inside Unlimited Blade Works.*
*Image of Fou growling at Gilles de Rais.*
► It honestly baffles me how you guys manage to take screenshots of Fou when crazy shit happens in the background.
► Fou-IsTheBEST: It was tough, but we are dedicated to all things Fou.
► Sometimes I feel like Fou goes out of his way to avoid the camera.
► I appreciate your hard work, my fellow Fou Fan!! It takes a lot of willpower to go through the entire stream to catch glimpses of Fou.
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DarkerThanBlack @ DisturbedArtist:
Gudao: "Well, iirc, Rayquaza eats meteors and meteorites like cereal. So it's possible that is the reason why no Minior appear over Hoenn since it's Rayquaza's home turf."
Couldn't get this image out of my head. I drew it, so now I'm sharing it for the rest of the world to see. You're Welcome.
*Fanart of a hyperrealistic Rayquaza devouring a colorful bowl filled with hundreds of Minior. The minior are all terrified, many of them crying as the dragon crushes them to pieces. Next to the bowl is a box of cereal with Minior on the cover.
In the background, Deoxys is watching in horror from a safe distance.*
11K comments
» Dude WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!! How could you draw this?!! What did Minior ever do to you?!!
» JuniorResearcher @ internSilph: I love it whenever a legendary Pokémon's lore fits into the existing food chain. Lol.
» I can't believe no one has thought of this before.
» I don't like Rayquaza anymore.
» The most fucked up part is the fact that these Minior have been unshelled. Rayquaza is purposely eating defenseless, half dead Pokémon!!
» I love the random Deoxys just watching the scene in absolute horror, but too afraid to approach for fear of being eaten himself.
» My Minior saw me scrolling Twitter and started freaking out when I got to this post. FUCK YOU.
» Don't listen to the haters OP, keep cooking!!
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U-TUBE, IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO YOU.
"Jesus!! Jesus!! JESUS!!" The video starts by showing a grisly image of Jeanne D'Arc being burned at the stake.
The scene transitions to Gilles de Rais crushing a letter informing him of her fate.
Tears were streaming down his face as he lamented Jeanne's unjust death.
…
The next scene shows Gilles de Rais, Saint George, and Kiyohime confronting Vlad III inside Unlimited Blade Works.
Gilles de Rais, enraged by the senseless slaughter of the French people, called Vlad III a monster and that they will send him to Hell to suffer for his sins.
Vlad laughs, "oh how rich, the man who will become Bluebeard, the monster who murdered dozens of children and their families, is calling ME a monster that needs to be sent to Hell?! HA!"
Gilles was staring at Vlad in confusion, "what are you talking about?"
The king of Wallachia smirked, "Oh? Your servant companions never told you? Heh, then let me enlighten you!"
Vlad III explains what would have happened to Gilles after Jeanne D'Arc's execution.
"N-No… You lie…"
"Reject it all you want, but you cannot ignore reality! For your older self is also one of the heroic spirits summoned to slaughter France!!"
Gilles grits his teeth, "even if what you say is true… that does not absolve you of your crimes!!"
"Of course, I do have the blood of babes buried in my claws, but you forget it's not of my own volition. As a heroic spirit, I am just a weapon meant to be wielded by my master, the Dragon Witch. Sure, I admit, my war strategies in life have indirectly harmed children through starvation and by turning them into orphans;however, I NEVER intentionally went out of my way to harm them."
Vlad smirked, "But you? No one made you kill those boys, Gilles de Rais. You butchered them like animals voluntarily, under no one's coercion. You merely did it to test your faith in God."
"Lies!! I have done no such thing!!" Gilles screams in anger, although some fear and uncertainty had slipped through.
"Not yet you haven't, no, but it doesn't matter. That path is set in stone and nothing you do will change your destiny!! Bluebeard!!"
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Scene transitions to Gilles seeing his older self hold Madame Romee hostage.
"Silence!! You aren't me! I refuse to become someone like you!! You monster!!"
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Scene transitions inside a castle room.
"Would thee understand if I said this a substitute Château Tiffauges?" A flamboyant bearded man said.
"The castle of Lord Gilles de Rais?" Jeanne asked.
"Indeed. A perfect replication is impossible, so please make do with this." the bearded man said.
Jeanne looked unimpressed, "Are you now going to kill children in front of my eyes?"
"Hm?" The bearded man was confused, but then barked out a laugh.
He leaned in with a one eyed stare, "alas, there is an actor better suited than myself for that."
He gestured to the side, while holding a mannequin head in his hand.
"Better suited?"
The sound of heavy footsteps drew Jeanne's attention.
From the darkness, Gilles de Rais in armor stepped into the light.
"It can't be!" Jeanne said with disbelief.
"Oh? If it isn't Jeanne. What brings you to a place like this?"
Jeanne quickly composes herself and was fed up by what is in front of her.
She believes that the Gilles standing before her is a fabrication created by the bearded servant's noble phantasm.
But, the bearded servant proves that assumption false.
He confirms that this Gilles de Rais is a servant, albeit superficially.
Jeanne, upon hearing this information, regains the shakiness in her voice.
"Is that really you… Gilles?"
Gilles nods, then looks down at what's in his hands, "Anyways, please take a look."
Gilles begins to unwrap the cloth in his hands, "This is supreme material I could never find during my lifetime."
The cloth was unwrapped, and a boy's head was revealed to be what was inside.
The boy's expression was peaceful, as if asleep, but he was clearly dead.
She gasped, her face filled with anguish as she beheld the lifeless head.
She looked away, not wanting to see it.
She begs Gilles not to show him in that state.
"That is absurd." Gilles responded.
"Eh?"
"Upon receiving a revelation from the Lord, you must treat all human life equally. Yet, why do you attempt to treat him differently?"Gilles's words shake Jeanne.
"That's not true... That is-"
"Indeed, that exception is called love! "The powerful emotion that you feel towards this boy!" Gilles lifts the head of the dead boy, so Jeanne can take a closer look.
"That's not true!! I have no right to love any individual, and I have no intent on doing so!" She puts her hands on her chest, "That... that would be..."
Gilles glares at Jeanne, then he forces himself to smile, while still maintaining his brows in a furious expression.
"Well, just as you say! It is how the Holy Maiden Jeanne should be! Such feelings should not exist within you! You're a lover of humanity. To love any one person is impossible!"
His face distorts, his features becoming more exaggerated, transforming into something else, "I mean, think about it. You drove him into the jaws of death. Were you not convinced he was certain to die?"
"That's not necessarily..."
"He had no freedom at all! He had no options at all!" He refuted her with a sadistic smile.
Jeanne's eyes widened further, the fear in her eyes visible to the screen.
The camera shifts, showing Gilles with creepy, oversized eyes, "You, in need of his power, brought him here!"
The camera showed the bearded man smirking.
The camera shifts again, this time closer up and showing Gilles de Rais with an eerily familiar face.
The face of his caster self.
"By the way, why didn't you stop him? If you loved him, you should have stopped him," he squinted his toad-like eyes, "even by cutting his legs off."
The peacefully sleeping head suddenly awoke and spoke, but his words were garbled and unintelligible, but not to Jeanne or the other inside the video.
Gilles let the head fall, and it rolled to Jeanne's feet.
Jeanne grabbed her face and cried out, "No!" in horror as she beheld the decapitated head of the boy whom she had come to love.
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The scene shifts to Gilles in the Orleans singularity, begging Jeanne for forgiveness for his horrible deeds.
"To ask for forgiveness from me for something you haven't done yourself is just silly. Please, stand, my friend. You shall not face my scolding this day. That privilege is reserved for your older self."
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Scene shifts to Gilles de Rais inside a luxurious manor.
A pale skinned man was handing Gilles a book, one made of human skin.
"I entrust this grimoire to you, Gilles. Take good care of it."
Gilles accepted it with a smile, "thank you, François, my dear friend. You need not worry, I will cherish it for as long as it's in my possession."
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Scene shifts to a dark room in modern Japan.
The only light is the glow of a TV.
A young man is shown drawing a pentagram in blood with his bare foot, while holding a book in his hand.
He was chanting to summon a servant, but poorly.
The reporter inside the TV was describing a series of murders where the serial killer left pentagrams behind drawn in blood.
The young man turned to his child hostage, asking if he believed in demons before he started monologuing about their existence.
The crazy young man laughs at the boy's struggling when he tells him he's going to feed him to a demon.
Suddenly, he got a sharp pain in his hand and the circle glowed.
The young man stares at the glowing circle in awe, as a dark figure emerged from it.
"I ask you. You who calls to me… You who seek me… O summoner who manifests me within the vessel of a Caster, I ask your name. Who… are you?"
The young man introduces himself as Ryuunosuke Uryu, then explains how he works odd jobs to support his hobby, which is murder, and that he especially loves killing women and children.
Gilles confirms that the pact is sealed and says he desires the grail as Ryuunosuke does, but Ryuunosuke doesn't have any idea what he's on about.
The young man offers the little boy as a sacrifice.
Gilles pulls out his book, and Ryuunosuke is amazed that the book is made of human skin.
"Chthulu Fhtagn."
Gilles closes the book and approaches the boy.
Much to Ryuunosuke's disappointment, Gilles frees the boy and tells him he's free to g, and all he has to do is to go through a door.
Ryuunosuke was annoyed by this, but Gilles shushed him.
The camera shows the little boy exiting the room, and going into a hallway. The bright light from outside was shining like a beacon of hope.
The boy, on the verge of tears, never questioned the possibility of a trap.
Because how could sunlight be shining through his doo rwhen it was nighttime?
Suddenly, dozens of tentacles reached the boy and pulled him into the darkness.
The boy screamed in terror and agony as the tentacles ripped him to shreds.
Ryuunosuke was again in awe of what he saw, while Gilles merely closed his eyes, savoring the moment.
"Terror has degrees of freshness. The more intense the fear, the more the other emotions die. Terror, in its truest sense, is not a static state, but rather a dynamic one. It is the moment when hope turns to despair."
"Did you enjoy that? The taste of fresh terror and death?"
Ryuunosuke drops the book he was holding, then makes a pose of pure excitement,"Cool! You're awesome! You're so cool!"
Ryuunosuke clasps Gilles's clawed hands.
He says he doesn't know anything about "this grail crap" but that he will follow him from now on, so long as they keep killing more people, and for Gilles to show him even cooler ways to kill.
Gilles was overjoyed at having such an understanding master, and a terrible team had formed.
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Video shows a montage of Gilles and Ryuunosuke killing children and causing all kinds of havoc in the city of Fuyuki, of Gilles, confusing King Arthur for Jeanne, and of them making various macabre furniture, instruments, and decorations out of human body parts.
…
The next scene shows Ryuunosuke and Gilles coming back to a ruined base.
Both are devastated.
Ryuunosuke says God probably punished them.
Gilles gets mad at him, and explains that God does not punish people, that he simply toys with them, then he explains his backstory on why he believes what he does about God.
The light from about shines down on the duo, as if they were being given a spotlight by heaven.
Gilles is heartbroken when Ryuunosuke insists on the existence of God.
Ryuunosuke explains his view of God, how he is an entertainer that takes pride in writing all the good and the gruesome stories of the 5 billion people he made.
When Gilles asks him if God loves humanity, Ryuunosuke says God is head over heels for them, because he's spending every minute of every day writing the story of this world.
That a being could never do that kind of meticulous work without love.
Even villains are okay too, because God loves playing against Gilles's villain routine.
Gilles is moved by his philosophy that both blasphemy and devotion are worship in his master's eyes
God's vicious ways, for the first time in his life, finally made sense to Gilles.
Gilles vows to show the authors of heaven what true entertainment is.
…
Ryuunosuke and Gilles unleash the same tentacle beast from Orleans in modern day Japan.
The camera switches to the POV of someone looking through a scope, who is aiming at Ryuunosuke cheering from the sidelines.
He fires.
Ryuunosuke is shot.
The camera switches to show onlookers looking at Ryuunosuke in fear, because his guts are spilling out of him.
Any normal person would be panicking or be crying out in pain, but not Ryuunosuke.
He was staring at his guts in wonder.
He laments not being told sooner that what he was searching for was inside his intestines all this time.
Gilles is calling out his beloved master's name when the next bullet hits him in the head.
Ryuunosuke dies with a smile on his face.
Camera shows a close up of Gilles
"Ryuunosuke. My master. You have left me all alone. But do not worry, Ryuunosuke. I, Gilles de Rais, will fulfill my promise to you."
Gilles lifts his grimoire to the sky and says, "watch closely, Ryuunosuke!! This is my gift to you."
"THE GREATEST COOOOL!!!"
The beast screeches and is now more determined to reach shore.
….
Scene transitions to King Arthur, her glowing sword illuminating the dreary atmosphere.
She was staring down the monster Gilles unleashed.
A Golden man is shown with his arms crossed, staring at Saber from the sidelines. He expresses his wish to see her show her worth as a heroic spirit.
Saber lifts her glowing sword to the sky, and closes her eyes.
The earth comes alive.
Millions of golden motes of light emerge from the surrounding nature.
The lights all converge in the sword.
The entire area is glowing in yellow lights.
Saber opens her eyes and aims her blade at the monster.
She takes a step forward, the sheer force of her step creating large waves.
The camera closes in on her face as she exclaims:
"EXU….CALIBAH!!!!"
The beam cuts through the sea and hits the monster.
"Ah… this light…" Gilles reaches out towards the light with his clawed hands.
The light engulfs his vision, and the visage of Jeanne appears before him.
Gilles is looking at the light with tears streaming down his face, "There is no mistake. This light is the ray of happiness bestowed upon Jeanne and me."
Jeanne turns to look at him.
He gasps as she reaches out to him.
He tries to do the same. And at the apex of his reach
"What have… I…"
The light consumes him and the monster, creating a pillar of light that pierces the sky. ||
The Origin of The Greatest Cool
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by Gudao (subscribe)
Comments:
⇢ First!!
Edit: Fuck this video was a rollercoaster of emotions.
⇢ Nice try uploader. You're trying to make me feel pity for this monster, but guess what?! I won't fall for it!! I'll never forgive you for what he did to Madame Romee!!
| I don't think I'll be able to recover from that tbh. We spent weeks, WEEKS getting attached to her. We saw her reconnect with Jeanne, we did a whole ass sidequest so that she could be safe… FOR NOTHING!! Now I'm just sad, depressed, and upset and I am genuienly angry we couldn't slap his face with sand because FUCKING OFFICER JENNY WASTED THE LAST FUCKING SAND ATTACK!!
| Ghetsis is looking more and more like a petty criminal when compared to these monsters. What's a few thousands of people flash freezing to death compared to killing millions of people and torturing the remaining survivors and using them as a battery to keep your pet tentacool alive?
⤷ Jeanne screaming for her religion's savior as she burned to death left me scarred for life. I can see why Gilles went berserk, though I do not condone what he did to France.
⇢ Well… birds of a feather flock together I guess.
⇢ MalasadaMayhem: So THAT'S why he called that monstrosity his "Greatest Cooool" it's in honor of his best buddy Ryunosuke.
That word is still forever ruined for me, though, so fuck them.
⤷ Hopefully the idiots in our world won't start bullying Tentacools or Malamars because of Gilles, this whole singularity has been a shit fest of disappointment in my fellow Pokémon world denizens.
⇢ Gilles is right. The more terror and fear you inflict on someone, the more numb they get to the stimuli. Human nature is resilient, and to sadists like Gilles and Ryuunosuke, it's undesirable. Doesn't make it any less fucked up though.
| I read "Gilles is right," and I spent 10 minutes writing a response talking shit about you, your family, and your region. Then I read the rest of your comment. You really need to be careful how you word your comments.
⤷ Or how about this? Why don't you learn how to read before you make knee, brainded reactions?
⇢ "Chthulu Fhtagn" :Eyes emoji: We just gonna ignore Gilles casually calling out to Cthulhu?
⤷ *Shivers* I don't wanna think about it. That thing freaked me out when Gudao explained it to us. I'd prefer to live in the safety of my bubble.
⇢ CleftyCleffa: I can't believe that toad eyed bastard actually had genuine friends he didn't have to clone and/or brainwash with madness enhancement. Truly, all of them are rotten to the core, and I pray to Arceus they suffer a miserable afterlife.
| I would call it sweet if they weren't violently murdering children.
| Technically, only Ryuunosuke and Gilles are the child killers. For all we know, this François guy was only a creep who was into the occult.
⤷ Regardless, it was that pale fucker's book that helped Gilles commit his atrocities! He'[s just as guilty as them!
⇢ Guy_1n_Desert: God as an entertainer? Our lives are just a story that God loves writing about us? What an absolute farce of a belief!!
| Giraffigy: This is gonna sound crazy but… but it almost sounds like the relationship we have with Gamefrea and Nintendo. In a way, those companies in Gudao's world are our God, since they dedicated time to write our stories, and even made villains on purpose so that they could pit the protagonists against them.
| PachiRitsu: If we follow that logic, then that means Gudao's world is a fictional world to another world out there in the cosmos. And now that I mention that… a lot of stuff that happens in his world is starting to make more sense when we see it with that lens.
⤷Guy_1n_Desert: It's fun to speculate, but we really shouldn't be trying too hard to get in those psychos' heads, it will just mess with our sanity.
⇢ Poor Jeanne deserves better. Fucking Gilles, her so-called friend, killed her crush because he's a jealous bitch who won't take no for an answer.
⇢ PachiRitsu: Fucker got rejected by his crush and made it his life mission to make his own fanfic version of her come to life. Only to get rejected AGAIN when his OC Jeanne found out why he made her. Lol, what a loser!
⤷ Be-My-Luvdisk: Hopefully Gudao will help Jeanne find love again. It hurt me on a spiritual level hearing Jeanne say she didn't deserve to find love.
⇢ Why is Jeanne hurt? Who is that annoying-bearded man, and who the fuck is that boy who Jeanne fell in love with?!!
| Not that it matters, it seems like the boy is dead.
⤷ May he rest in peace. Gudao will take care of her now.
⇢ It seems like the UTube uploader is getting footage from different instances in time. Or perhaps from other worlds, or World Lines as the mages call them.
| That's fucking WILD if it's true!
⤷ Our cosmic backyard just keeps growing bigger and bigger… but at the same time.. it's terrifying.
⇢ Is that… an uncorrupted King Arthur?! :Surprised Emoji:
| Woah!! So cool… sorry, not sorry. I'm REFUSE to let Gilles have that word.
| She looks so pretty! No wonder Archer fell in love with her!
⤷ Looks like GARcher isn't the only one who has eyes for King Arthur. That guy in Golden armor is giving her a look I don't like.
⇢ I mean, I can see why people say Jeanne and King Arthur look like they are related, but I don't think it's enough to confuse them. Gilles is truly a lost cause if he can't even recognize his so-called "beloved saint."
⇢ I was finding it hard to for my brain to properly grasp how the copy that Archer made of Excalibur was inferior to the original.
Now I have a reference…. And all I have to say is wow, Frisk wasn't kidding.
The same fuzzy feeling that I felt when I saw Excalibur on stream happened again when I watched that video
… except… it was even more intense. I legit hallucinated the time I won my first conference with my best friend…
He's been gone for years after Team Rocket killed him…
The video uploader is cruel. They made me experience such a wonderful thing but it was gone on the replay.
Whoever the uploader is, fuck you for making me feels.
⇢ Don'tTouchMyBuns!: So in the end, he never changed. After the big fuzz he made about not wanting to become his evil older self, he ended up becoming exactly that. Pathetic.
⇢ That man, François, who gave him his book made of human skin… he's giving me the creeps.
| JoltTrick: Well no duh, what kind of psycho owns a book made of human skin?!!
| Ho-Fuck. Did you SEE what those monsters did to those children?! They turned them into cheesy furniture and kick knacks!!
| Just like that diver in the spongebob movie.
⤷ Bro!! Gilles has ruined enough for me as it is, don't let him ruin spongebob for me too!!
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The scene shows a large gathering of people.
A woman is tied up to a stake. Nearby was a priest, ready to offer prayers before she was burned alive.
The camera showed a knight in shining armor arriving on a white horse.
This man is Lancelot.
He called out to Guinevere, and she did the same to him.
The two traitors to the crown who have had their affair exposed were reunited.
Lancelot's eyes were only focused on Guinevere, everything else was ablur, obscured by a haze of red mist.
People tried to stop him, but he killed any who stood in his way.
His armor, once shining and white, was now caked in blood by the time he reached her.
Now a small figure stood in his way.
The scene shows a clear image of an unarmored Gareth standing between him and Guinevere.
Then, the image of Gareth blurs, showing just how blind Lancelot was at that moment.
He couldn't see exactly who they were, and reached out to move them out of his way.
His gaze was still hyperfocused on the love of his life.
His eyes saw the knave executioner, who was still holding a lit torch in his hand.
"AAAHHHHH"
Gareth's head caved inwards, her Lord's clawed grip crushing her head like an egg.
However, he never recognized the voice, nor could he see who it was.
All he saw was Guinevere.
He murdered the executioner, then rescued his love, and they ran away together.
…
Scene transitions to a broad shouldered knight confronting Lancelot.
He told the man he had killed his sister.
Lancelot was horrified that he had killed both Gareth and Gaheris in his blind rage.
He tried to reassure Gawain, the man who was confronting him, that he loved them as his own brothers.
But Gawain was not convinced.
The scene shows King Arthur sitting on a throne before his knights.
"I was at fault for everything."
He forgave him. His King Arthur, after finding out about his affair with Guinevere, his murder of Gareth and Gaeheris, and the chaos that followed.
He forgave him.
Why? Why didn't he punish him?!
He deserved to be punished by his hand. But his King denied it and merely blamed himself for the result of his folly.
Why?!
The screen fades and shows a line of text.
"Because, the king does not understand the hearts of men."
The Knight of the Lake, Lancelot
By Gudao (subscribe)
Comments:
⇢ GARETH NO!
⇢ And another reason to hate Lancelot has been added onto the board.
⇢ I feel bad for Gawain, both his little sister and his brother were killed by the man who betrayed his kingdom. And instead of punishing them, the cheater is forgiven. The king does not understand the hearts of men indeed.
⇢ DragoonRuleZ: I HATE Lancelot so fucking much!
| Too bad he's too strong for you to do anything to him, huh? He's a dragon slayer, and as GudaoCH said in the Orleans forum, he WILL steal your dragons and use them against you.
DragoonRuleZ: Cheh. I hope someone else properly puts him in his place next time he shows up.
⤷ SeibahHATER: Your hate for Lancelot is admirable, young padawan. Very well, I shall take it upon myself to fulfill your request, as a fellow HATER to another… but only the Saber version of course. He was on my list anyway, so I'll put him on a higher priority.
⇢ He got caught in an affair, red-handed, killed two members of the round table, and a bunch of innocents and he wasn't punished? King Arthur, WTF?!
| SeibahHATER: She was at fault, though. King Arthur failed to satisfy Guinevere since she is a woman and clearly had no experience in Yuri play, so it's only natural Guinevere went looking for companionship elsewhere.
Sorry, but, cheaters are cheaters. Guinevere is a hoe who deserved to get burned, Lancelot is a homewrecking loser, and King Arthur is a coward for not punishing them.
⤷ SeibahHATER: Hating is one thing, but being disrespectful is something else!! You tread dangerous waters, random commenter from the internet!!